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The best is when you ask Siri who his/her favorite team is. They always root for the underdogs.
Or the Metro must be god awful
I tried to replicate this and all I got was the Mets roster.
NO! Get that negative ish outta here. The sun is metaphorically allowed to shine today in Caps land.
Since I have a flip phone like Jay Beagle, can you give me an example?
I reproduced it before we posted.
For weeks if you asked who are you rooting for this week in football it said the Skins cause she likes an underdog.
I wouldn’t worry about it. This early in the season, the standings correlate more closely with luck than with driving play. The Metro might not be so bad in the end.
If Peter programmed Siri.
“The Capitals are in first place in the metropolitan! They must have an unsustainable PDO and [something about shooting percentages]! In closing, bulldogs rule!”
The Capitals PDO is under 101. They’re winning cause of special teams, not 5v5 shooting percentage.
Their PDO in games beginning with Philly blowout is like 106.
I know it’s not the Southeast, but it suuuuure does feel like it
Now not even Siri feels bad for the Skins. Just embarassed.
Lets go Ducks! QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK!
Brucie “Sauceface” Boudreau is going to smell ice cream tonight go straight for the jugular of the Penguins!
The entire East is bad if we look at records. For as wishy-washy the Caps have been, we are in second place behind the Lightning. Who saw the Lightning doing anything?
I fully expect things to “normalize” with Tampa falling down, Bruins climbing, and the Caps finishing around 5th in the East.
we better start racking up some ROW’s because i feel like we’re gonna get shafted and lose a good playoff seed (fingers crossed we make playoffs) with an ROW tie-breaker.
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