For moar goals just add water & crash the net.
We’re so happy to welcome Dustin Penner to the Capitals. At 6-foot-4 and 247 pounds, Penner is a big chunk of dude who is liable to crash the net. Plus, he’s a bit of character. Actually, he might be the most RMNB-y player the Caps have ever had.
To make it official, we’ve created this t-shirt. Uncle Penner is a tribute to Dustin’s star-making moment, injuring himself while eating “delicious pancakes.” While we hope back spasms are a thing of the past, we think this shirt is the best way to say you’re one of us now.
Wear this shirt if you’re as psyched as we are about D.P. joining the Caps. And you’ve got a sense of humor too.
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