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It seems like NHL.com isn’t doing those awful puns for headlines anymore. Yes, much to Adam Vingan‘s disappointment, Evgeny Kuznetsov‘s big three-point night isn’t gonna get the big-league treatment.

Don’t worry. We’ve got you covered.

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  • RY

    Kuzya Daddy wins :)

  • Bilal

    I was spamming my friend on skype messages of NHL puns………..now I got 7 more to give him! THANKS RMNB

  • ATPinDC

    “Kuzya Daddy” is awesome!

    I’m most displeased with the NHL.com redesign. Great NHL, that’s exactly what you needed–LESS personality.

    Thank goodness for RMNB!

  • Myan

    Kuznets OFF the Hook is gloriously lame. I LOVE IT!!!

  • themav80

    Evgeny-adda da vida, Baby!

  • Owen Johnson

    I got to give a Whole Latta Love to the TMNT reference

  • Diller M

    LOL #7! just watched that movie two nights ago!

  • lilwolf30

    Am I missing something or is the title of the post really supposed to say Headines?

  • Priscilla Villanueva

    I hope Kuz doesn’t stick. That’s like…mafia slang for a girl’s hoo hah.

  • Steve

    Waiting for penner to have a 2 goal night so i can use the pun “double pennertration”

  • dylan wheatley

    you guys have been sitting on kuzya daddy for four years now

  • serpent

    Glad you pointed that out. I didn’t have the nerve. Hope another moniker is attached to the kid.

  • RY

    nhl.com is just becoming worse and worse. First they change the comment section to the facebook plugin and now they do the stupid redesign. I might actually have to go back to yahoo now (no, it hasn’t gone that far).

  • Tadd

    “The Kuz” sounds incredibly dirty.

  • Graham Dumas

    Sooooooo, I think someone has some contract work with Toronto in their future…

  • Graham Dumas

    Either that, or they shamelessly ripped it off my seamless reiteration of my idiotic tweet from last night. One way or the other, I think it’s T shirt time!

  • Donna Mortimer

    Just be-Kuz

  • Clint Petty

    #KuzyaDaddy best

  • Ash

    Kuz Control?

  • http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com Ian Oland

    Aw man, that’s a good one