It seems like NHL.com isn’t doing those awful puns for headlines anymore. Yes, much to Adam Vingan‘s disappointment, Evgeny Kuznetsov‘s big three-point night isn’t gonna get the big-league treatment.
Don’t worry. We’ve got you covered.
Kuzya Daddy wins 🙂
I was spamming my friend on skype messages of NHL puns………..now I got 7 more to give him! THANKS RMNB
“Kuzya Daddy” is awesome!
I’m most displeased with the NHL.com redesign. Great NHL, that’s exactly what you needed–LESS personality.
Thank goodness for RMNB!
Kuznets OFF the Hook is gloriously lame. I LOVE IT!!!
Evgeny-adda da vida, Baby!
I got to give a Whole Latta Love to the TMNT reference
LOL #7! just watched that movie two nights ago!
Am I missing something or is the title of the post really supposed to say Headines?
I hope Kuz doesn’t stick. That’s like…mafia slang for a girl’s hoo hah.
Waiting for penner to have a 2 goal night so i can use the pun “double pennertration”
you guys have been sitting on kuzya daddy for four years now
Glad you pointed that out. I didn’t have the nerve. Hope another moniker is attached to the kid.
nhl.com is just becoming worse and worse. First they change the comment section to the facebook plugin and now they do the stupid redesign. I might actually have to go back to yahoo now (no, it hasn’t gone that far).
“The Kuz” sounds incredibly dirty.
Sooooooo, I think someone has some contract work with Toronto in their future…
Either that, or they shamelessly ripped it off my seamless reiteration of my idiotic tweet from last night. One way or the other, I think it’s T shirt time!
Aw man, that’s a good one
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