Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin let Evgeny Kuznetsov (whom I’m praying has a license) drive the $500,000 Ovi Mobile to Verizon Center today. The Russian machine blasted Finnebassen’s electronica hit What You Do and then shot an Instagram video while driving.
Kids, don’t try this at home. Actually, Ovi, you probably shouldn’t do this either.
To recap once more for those who are too stunned to comprehend what you just saw, Ovi, the passenger, is blasting Norweigian electronic music, making derpy faces, and shoving a camera into Evgeny Kuznetsov’s face while driving.
— Fedor Fedin (@Fedor_Fedin) March 16, 2014
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