Down 2-0 in their series against the Anaheim Ducks, the eighth-seeded Dallas Stars returned to American Airlines Center and had a freaking party. Led by goals from Jamie Benn, that other guy from Traktor Chelyabinsk, and Ryan best-name-in-the-league Garbutt, the Stars shut out the Ducks 3-0.
Not only did they trounce Boose, Perry, and #TeemuForever, the Star’s PA guy trolled the Ducks so very hard. After a third period timeout and the Stars up 2-0, this song came on the loudspeaker.
Turn the sound on! Yes, I perfectly synced the chorus.
Look at Teemu. He has no idea what’s going on.
Twitter exploded as fans started to realize what they were hearing.
— Matt Emery (@matts_twatter) April 22, 2014
Stars are playing the DuckTales theme presumably to make fun of us; but it's one of the best songs ever, so joke's on them
— Zach (@zjadams) April 22, 2014
I think I just fell in love with the Stars music guy. ‘Deep In The Heart Of Tx’ AND ‘DuckTales’? #AMAZING
— MarahFA (@MarahFA) April 22, 2014
Great victory by the stars ⭐️ and bonus points for the ducktales theme
— Jonathan (@wadrz) April 22, 2014
Well, it was nice to see the Stars get their first playoff win in a while (also awesome to hear "Duck Tales" played over the loudspeaker)
— Tyler Hawkins (@ijumpedthegun) April 22, 2014
Who ever is in charge of playing Duck Tales at the Stars game isn't getting paid enough money!
— Brenden Welsh (@Brenden_Welsh) April 22, 2014
Stars' PA playing the Duck Tales theme. (starts slow clap)
— Marshall DaysOfY'Orr (@DOYMarshall) April 22, 2014
— MCFC Canuck 4 Life (@kuromorimine23) April 22, 2014
P.S. – Here’s Benn’s goal. Notice A.) How loud it is B.) Boudreau melt down on the Ducks bench. Or I guess marinate.
P.P.S. – This is really lame.
Kari gets the cowboy hat tonight. pic.twitter.com/dIuzfTVRm4
— Brandon Worley (@brandonworley) April 22, 2014
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