This Photo of the Holtby Family is Literally Perfect

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Photo via nhlhockeywags

On Wednesday, this photo of Braden, Benjamin, Brandi, and Belle Holtby made the rounds on Tumblr. It’s easy to understand why. This photo is straight out of a fashion magazine. These people look perfect. Even the tiny, grumpy one to the right giving the side-eye to someone.

Someday I will have children, and I have already accepted the fact that they’ll have lumpy heads and cry all the time, just like their father.

So please join me, all you other non-athletes, in my astonishment at this photo. You and I will never be this perfect. For them, this is just an average, ho-hum photo.

Thanks to rocktheredblueandgold for reblogging!

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  • Clifford Snarlington

    Damn you off season, you end! You end now and go away!!!

  • VeggieTart

    Awww, that’s just too cute.

  • H70

    Squeeeee!

  • Bev Miller Bellamy

    Kinda flutters the old uterus doesn’t it? BWAHAHA!

  • http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/ Peter Hassett

    Baby is checking for snipers

  • HP

    Dad needs to invest in some bigger shirts. He’s busting outta that one. Cute family though!!

  • Guest

    Her and this kid should be Best Friends for Life…

  • DCSportsDork

    She and this kid should be best friends for life…

  • Graham Dumas

    I think I may be missing the point, but I want that tie he’s wearing.

  • Simonezero

    I may have had a busy and non-hockey related summer. But all I need is a Braden post to get me back into things.

  • http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com Ian Oland

    This photo has more layers than a Vidalia onion.

  • Sarah

    I share your feelings about pictures, Belle!
    She and her whole family are just adorable.

  • Glenn Havinoviski

    Must be a church photo or wedding photo. Braden’s gotta grow the headbanger hair back out again. Adds to his badass factor.

  • http://twitter.com/1bscarbro Benjamin Scarbro

    Peter and girls. It starts early.

  • http://twitter.com/1bscarbro Benjamin Scarbro

    Damnit did the picture show up? Stupid mobile.

  • Hockey Mom

    Any chance they went to Green’s wedding?

  • JenniferH

    That pic is Brandi’s twitter icon for an obvious reason. They really are a beautiful family.

  • GrnEggsNHam

    What is with the red all around Braden’s eyes?
    Dun dun duh…

  • VeggieTart

    I like short-haired Holtby. He can still be a badass.

  • DashingDave314

    Holtby needs the flow to look awesome when he takes his helmet off and sprays himself with water.