We all love Alex Ovechkin. We all love emoji. Now, we can have both)))))
On Wednesday, after recording his 17th career hat trick, Ovechkin formally released his new brand of emoji entitled OviMoji.
The set includes 67 original digital illustrations and is available on iOS and Android for $1.99. There’s also an OviMoji.com website.
“Anybody who text with me knows I use emojis all the time so it’s unbelievable that I have my own now,” Ovechkin said in a press release. “I hope fans everywhere around the world will have fun with them and in the future we are going to keep adding all kinds of fun things.”
To help you get more familiar with the offerings, we decided to go through all 67 OviMoji and let you know the perfect time to use them.
When the guy at Chipotle puts on double steak and you didn’t even ask
When no one wants to talk to you after the game because Oshie scored two goals and you didn’t
When hockey twitter is arguing about whether “Corsi” should be capitalized or not
When you just crop-dusted the other team’s bench
When you think about how much money Oshie is gonna make next year
When Elliotte has 30 thoughts but none are about the Caps
When you meet a good good dog just walking around Arlington being great
When you just put a hat trick on your old coach’s team and he’s all red in the face, ha, u mad Bruce?
This is just a normal face
(Do not use this emoji. This is a bad emoji.)
When there are no knives and forks but that pie looks awfully tasty
When you’re warming up for Daft Punk at BPM in Playa
When you’re just inviting jokes at this point about the playoffs and golf
When you’re just like the last one but red
When you’re trivializing head injuries
When you’re watching Legion and you have no idea what’s going on
When you’re waiting for Smitty to pass you the smelling salts
When you’re reading other people’s email without permission
When it’s winter and you’ve completely given up on making an effort in your appearance
When it’s cold and something somewhat interesting is happening to your right
When you dab wrong
When you work, sashay, shante on the runway
When you have to point out that this a hockey bag not a golf bag. GUYS STOP.
When you’re just a thoughtful hockey person who wants to discuss David Foster Wallace or something
When a tragic accident has shortened the length of your arms but you scored anyway
When your team scores so many goals, you have to start delivering the half-off pizzas yourself
When you’re a minor character in Mass Effect or something
When you’re near a good good dog but wanna play it cool
When you’re about to put green worms on your pizza
When you’re about to go to Otakon with Rachel Cohen
When you’re unfairly attractive and you want everyone else to feel bad
When you’re unfairly attractive and you want everyone else to feel uncomfortable
When you forget if you were doing a purl or what
When your glove is freshly kissed
When you’re doing a good tribute to old coach Dale
When the angle could not be more unflattering
When the fans are yelling shoot but you’re not in the Ovi spot yet
When the puck is in the defensive zone and yeah right you’ll wait right here until they’re done
When you want to hug Nick Backstrom but he’s shrunk to 3 feet tall
When you want to jump in the air but all the bones have suddenly disappeared from your body
When hockey pundits don’t have anything to talk about so you hand them a gimme
When you want the defender to know you’re about to shoot through his legs again
When you’re in the Ovi Spot and the pass is juuuuuust right because Carlson didn’t make it
When “Bustin’ Loose” hits the PA
When you’re cosmopolitan af
When you are about to injure yourself and suck for a couple weeks but it’s funny anyway
When you accidentally wear jeans without holes in them
When you’re hunting down Arnold Schwarzenegger before he kills Richard Dawson and ruins your dystopian game show
When you don’t want to call it a zamboni because you don’t want to get an email from the zamboni people again because they’re afraid of their brand name becoming genericized but ain’t no one call it an ice resurfacer and the Olympia people aren’t paying us
When you want the business guys in business suits in the expensive seats to have a good story to tell their wives when they get back to Peoria or wherever
When you want someone to think a puck broke their screen
When you want someone to think a puck broke their screen and oh god it’s on fire
When you want someone to not be sure if this is a puck or maybe just like a volume knob on an old stereo
This is a hockey stick
When they don’t get the color of your laces right
When you are wearing an Ovi jersey and you’re an invisible chicken person or something, what’s with the arms
When it’s 20XX and you’re Mega Man and you just got a Bauer sponsorship
When you want the main visual element of your emoji to be a groin
When you want to injure Sergei Gonchar but not get injured yourself
This is a helmet
When they do get the color of your laces right
When Barry’s diagramming stuff but you don’t pay attention because you’re just gonna go to the Ovi Spot and chill
When the marketing company has an hour left and hasn’t come up with your logo yet
When you’re playing hockey but you also want to support kakistocracy
When you’re playing hockey but you also want to support kakistocracy
When you’re playing hockey but you also want to support kakistocracy
When you’re playing hockey but you also are hungry for borscht
Ian Oland contributed to this article.
