All the songs from the NHL 23 soundtrack, ranked
EA Sports' NHL 23 came out a couple weeks ago. I haven't played it. I don't like sports games. I like video…
If the Capitals aren’t going to play Connor McMichael, they should send him to Hershey
Peter Laviolette is reportedly likely to get an extension from the Capitals, but his leadership, headed into the future, concerns me. As…
Answering the Capitals’ biggest Training Camp questions
October is quickly approaching and the Washington Capitals have been on the ice at Training Camp for close to a week now.…
It’s time. The Capitals need to retire Peter Bondra’s number 12.
Late last week, Washington Capitals great Peter Bondra was inducted into Slovakia's Hockey Hall of Fame. Bondra was previously inducted into the…
We fed the Washington Capitals into a Magic: the Gathering AI and learned a lot
Hello. I am proud to report that I successfully put the names of every 2022-23 active roster Caps player into Urza's AI,…
Grading every Washington Capitals Draft Class since 2010
The Washington Capitals have been an above-average to great drafting team during the Alex Ovechkin era in DC despite usually not getting…
We can’t unsee this image of Sidney Crosby passing the Stanley Cup to Alex Ovechkin
You've likely seen it by now if you've watched this year's Stanley Cup Final. The NHL created a commercial showing a star…
It’s too hard now to be a Capitals fan in Ukraine
This opinion was written by Joel Wasserman, a longtime Washington Capitals fan and a native of Rockville, MD. Joel has been living,…
First round playoff predictions featuring Keith, a coin, and the real Keith Aucoin
It's the best time of year. The playoffs begin anon, so here come our predictions. As usual, our prediction series pits Peter…
Peter Laviolette doesn’t know if Alex Ovechkin will be ready for the start of the playoffs: ‘It depends on how things progress with him’
Hours before puck drop between the Capitals and Islanders, Alex Ovechkin's status for the game is a virtual unknown due to the…
I just wanna tell you about an Alex Ovechkin goal
The year was 2014. Cherry blossoms were in peak bloom as the DC metro region shook off a brutal winter filled with…
Better know a Capital: Marc “Marcus” Johansson
On Monday, the Washington Capitals traded to acquire forward Marcus Johansson from the Seattle Kraken. Johansson, 31, is a professional Swedish hockey…
Executive Summary for the second Happiness Survey of 2021-22 (for your eyes only)
The trade deadline is coming up in less than a week. The Capitals roster may change soon, so this is our last…
Please take our new Caps players happiness survey
Hello. The trade deadline is coming up in like a week, so maybe this is our last chance to take stock of…
Executive Summary for the first Happiness Survey of 2021-22 (Confidential)
We are now twenty games into the 2021-22 season, so it's time for us to see where we stand. There will be…
Your turn: How happy are you about the Washington Capitals?
Gather 'round. It is time for you to make your voice heard in the least important way possible. It's time again for…
Where do the Capitals go from here with their goaltending?
The Washington Capitals have a quandary on their hands. Coming into Friday night's game against the Columbus Blue Jackets, Washington, as a…
The imperial commissionership
Content warning: This story contains a lot of frank discussion of sexual assault. On Tuesday, the Pittsburgh Penguins announced they had reached…
Take the 2010 Chicago Blackhawks off the Stanley Cup
Content warning: This story contains a lot of discussion of sexual assault. There was a meeting about it. On Sunday, May 23,…
Not up for debate: Dune
The Washington Capitals are enigmas, but we can crack the code using Not Up For Debate, the least controversial series ever to…
