It’s playoff time! And what better time than the postseason to reveal some new merch.
The RMNB team has been busy bees concocting some new threads for your wardrobe, and we are pleased to reveal them to you. We’re also offering free standard shipping on all Spreadshirt orders today. Just use the coupon code FS417 during checkout.
But if you’re going for the team’s most ridiculous moment, look no further than the Caps’ team photo day, when Andre Burakovsky poofed his hair up like Justin Williams. The Step Brothers-esque tribute went viral in hockey circles. We even learned that Andre is nicknamed Dale.
To forever remember this glorious moment in team history, we made a new RMNB t-shirt.
March 25th is Maryland Day and we hope you enjoyed your Old Bay, crabs, and Natty Boh.
Marylanders tend to have a lot of pride in their state. From the highly-revered flag to the delicious crabs, many are never unwilling to speak of their love of the place many of us here at RMNB call home.
So if you’re an RMNB reader from Maryland and want to show your love of the Old Line State, you should head to our store and buy one of our many shirts honoring the place we all love.
Some of our designs will live on in our store forever. Others must travel into the woods, never to be seen again.
Washington Capitals forward Daniel Winnik celebrates two milestones today. First, March 6th is Winnik’s 32nd birthday.
Second, Winnik, according to Ben Raby, will skate in his 700th career game Monday night against Dallas (if Barry Trotz gives him a jersey). This is very significant. Winnik, the 265th overall pick of the 2004 NHL Draft, will become only the eighth player from that draft class to reach that threshold.
To show our appreciation, we wanted to give the unheralded forward a gift he may never have been bestowed before: his very own t-shirt.
On Monday, the Washington Capitals surprised the hockey world by landing Kevin Shattenkirk, the most prominent rental available. Shattenkirk is a top-pairing defenseman and one of the most prolific offensive defenseman in the league. He also has the world’s most adorable cocker spaniel.
But our favorite part of Shatty is his Twitter account, @ShattDeuces.
RMNB fam, we’re offering 15% off and free shipping on every order in our store through Cyber Monday. Just use the coupon code 2016OMG during checkout. Don’t miss out – this is our best deal of the year.
We also have a limited edition ugly holiday sweater available through Tuesday. You can purchase it here.
With the holiday season upon us, we’ve updated the RMNB shop just in time for Black Friday. We’ve got multiple new shirt designs, which are described below. We’re also offering 15% off and free shipping on all orders. Just use the coupon code 2016OMG.
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