The Capitals have defeated the Flyers (finally), so now is the time to secure your tickets to the Caps vs the Pittsburgh Penguins in the second round. For the first time 2009, we’ll see Alex Ovechkin vs Sidney Crosby in the playoffs. I’m so nervous I could vomit.
Using SeatGeek, the top mobile ticket app, RMNB readers can get $20 back on their first order using the promo code RMNB.
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American Pest is also a Washington Capitals sponsor, and they’re running a contest whereby you can win tickets to the Capitals-Penguins game on December 1st. The contest, in all its byzantine logic, is described below:
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