Photo credit: Sport-Express

When you’re super-famous, I guess you get asked to do some bizarre things. Alex Ovechkin has danced to shill for Eastern Motors, operated as hypeman for his boy Sasha Belyi, and modeled to promote a winter clothing-line for Nike. General rule: if Ovi is doing something other than hockey, minds are gonna get blown.

That’s why I was intrigued when news broke that Ovi and his compatriots sang to promote the 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi. How would his voice sound? Tenor or baritone? Could he possibly improve on the lyrical perfection of Champion? We didn’t know. We had only photos.

Until now.

YouTube User Alex12TV has published video of Ovechkin, Evgeny Malkin, Ilya Nikulin, Ilya Kovalchuk, Nikolai Kulemin, and Alex Radulov singing “Shaybu, Shaybu” with Russian pop star Irina Allegrova. It is delightful. In particular, I’m a fan of Alex Radulov’s air-drumming, Ovechkin’s excited hand motions, and — in general — the screaming, off-pitch singing.

And thanks to RMNB’s Fedor Fedin, here are the translated lyrics of the chorus.

Shaybu, shaybu
The victory is ours
Shaybu, shaybu
Guys, we’re with you
And if we need it a lot, we’ll score again
Shaybu, shaybu
Russia is behind us

Fedor also wrote this wonderful post a few years ago explaining what shaybu, shaybu means.

Photo credit: Sport-Express

Everybody loves a triple threat. Example: Brian Austin Green. Dude can act and rap . Not only that, he can marry well too. He is living the American dream.

Then there’s Alex Ovechkin. Not only does our Russian savior crush opponents and score sick goals on the regular, he’s also an up-and-coming musician. Surely you’ve heard him rap. If there were an iPod in heaven, Sasha Belyi’s Champion would be on eternal repeat.

So imagine our joy on Tuesday when Russian websites reported that Ovechkin was making music again.

With the KHL on a break for the EuroHockeyTour’s Channel One Cup in Moscow, members of the Russian national team gathered in Novogorsk for a team camp. Instead of practicing on Tuesday night however, head coach Zinetula Bilyaletdinov ordered his star players to drop their sticks and pick up the microphones so that they could contribute vocals to two Sochi Olympics-inspired songs Shaybu-Shaybu and We Are The Red Machine. While Russian pop star Irina Allegrova did all of the heavy-lifting, Ovechkin, Pavel Datsyuk, Ilya Kovalchuk, Evgeny Malkin, Alex Radulov, and Ilya Nikulin formed a make-shift choir and sang backing vocals. Please, someone leak the MP3′s. We need to hear this.

Now let’s enjoy some excellent photos from the event published by Sport-Express.

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Russian players also received their rings for winning the World Championship last year. See the entire gallery here.

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Created by WelshHockeyFan.

Additional reporting by Fedor Fedin.

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In one of the biggest KHL regular season games of the year, Alex Ovechkin, Nicklas Backstrom, and the rest of Dynamo Moscow crew took on Alex Radulov, Pavel Datsyuk, and CSKA on Friday. Ovechkin, who has been on a tear since he scored a hat trick last week, continued his production, scoring a powerplay goal and assisting on an empty-net goal by Nicklas Backstrom. Dynamo would win a barnburner 6-4.

Ovechkin now has 13 goals in 24 KHL games on the season. He’s also riding a 10-game point streak in which he’s scored 6 goals and 8 assists.

Now let’s see this video.

“YEAHHH!” (Photo credit: Dynamo.ru)

In the opening 30 minutes of the game, it appeared as if it’d be smooth sailing for Dynamo, who had a 5-0 lead thanks to Ovechkin’s first period powerplay marker as well as two goals by Marek Kvapil and one each by Richard Gynge and Sergey Soin.

But CSKA refused to give up, scoring four goals in 13 minutes. Pavel Datsyuk, with a third period bout of acute Dangle-itis, scored two and Alex Radulov and Mikhail Grabovski each contributed one.

The teams played 4-on-4 as things got choppy. CSKA pulled their goalie, Ilya Proskuryakov, and Backstrom ended the game with an empty-net goal after Ovechkin leveled Datsyuk during a center-ice battle for the puck.

Video: Dynamo Moscow’s Team Photo

Also, on Thursday, Alex Ovechkin and Nicklas Backstrom took part in Dynamo Moscow’s team photo day. And oh man, are those new blue gloves, Ovi? Sighhh.

Additional reporting by Fedor Fedin.

Photo credit: allhockey.ru

Over the last week, CSKA general manager and former Capital Sergei Fedorov has been a busy man, signing Ilya Bryzgalov, Pavel Datsyuk, and Mikhail Grabovski to lockout contracts. CSKA’s roster, which also includes former KHL MVP Alex Radulov, is much like the New York Yankees: they are rich, and they sign the best players.

Coming into Thursday’s game with Evgeny Kuznetsov‘s Traktor Cheylabinsk, it was obvious who the favorites were. But thanks to a stunning goal by Andrey Popov in the final minutes and a meltdown by Radulov, Traktor prevailed 4-3.

Highlights below.

We start with the game tied 3-3. Anton Glinkin skates behind the net, blindly passing to Popov in the crease. Popov turns his body and sends the puck home off his backhand. How in the world?

A few minutes later as CSKA tried to tie before the end of regulation, Traktor enforcer Andrey Vasilchenko shoved Radulov after a stoppage in play. You do not touch the Rads. Disdainful Radulov threw punches and shouted obscenities at the Traktor defenseman.

While both players seemed to deserve matching minors for roughing, the officials sure didn’t see it that way, only whistling Radulov for slashing. And that’s when Rads lost it.

For shoving the official, Radulov was immediately kicked out of the game and given two misconduct penalties. He finished with 34 PIMs.

Before you judge Radulov, it’s not like he has a history of this kind of behavior.

Oh, right.

With Evgeny Kuznetsov stating his desire to stay in the KHL but possibly switching teams, and Traktor management— well, disagreeing, we explored what Kuznetsov’s actual options are this Summer. Is being a restricted free agent in the KHL the same thing as being an RFA in the NHL? Can the KHL just dump buckets of cash at Kuznetsov’s front door? Do the Caps have any chance of landing him, especially considering the monetary limitations of the NHL’s entry-level contracts?

Below, I explain the rights of a restricted free agent according to the KHL’s Legal Regulations handbook (the league’s governing document), what Evgeny Kuznetsov’s options are, and if the Capitals still have any shot of bringing the talented winger over to North America.

The KHL’s rules for free agency (including the rights of the players and teams) are similar to those of the NHL, but there are some significant differences.

KHL contracts run through the end of April each year. Players continue to report to the team and receive paychecks even if their teams do not make the playoffs or are eliminated earlier.  A player becomes a free agent on May 1st of his last year under contract. The player’s free agent status will be either restricted (RFA) or unrestricted (UFA) – depending on his age, which is defined by the player’s birth year (e.g all players born in the calendar year 2001 are considered 11 years old for the upcoming free agency season – unless child labor is finally abolished in Russia).

If a player with an expiring contract is 29 years or older, he is considered UFA; there is no significant difference between NHL and KHL UFA rules – and we don’t need to worry about it for another 9 years as far as Kuznetsov is concerned.

If a player with an expiring contract is between 22 and 28 years old, he is considered a RFA – with rights and limitations somewhat similar to those in the NHL. The player’s current team must make a qualifying offer (QO) in order to retain the rights to the player. Such an offer must be made during the month of April, it must to be for a minimum of two years, and there are no limitations on the salary as long as it is above league minimum (which is much lower than NHL). The player is free to negotiate and sign with any team starting May 1st, but the current team has the right to match the contract terms and retain the player (same as NHL). The player has until May 31st to negotiate with other teams; if there is no contract offered, he loses his right to solicit offers from teams other than his current one. If the player accepts an offer from a new team, and the current team does not exercise its matching right, it receives monetary compensation based on a formula that I refuse to even attempt to comprehend. More importantly, Kuzya is too young to qualify for this group as well, so we move on.

If a player with an expiring contract is less than 22 years old (as is the case with Kuznetsov), he is considered an RFA – but of a more restricted flavor. The old team still must make their QO as described above – but in this case it must guarantee a 50% (1st year) and 75% (2nd year) raise to his salary in respect to the compensation he received during the last year of his expiring contract. More importantly, as long as the QO is made, the current team retains exclusive rights to the player, who may not negotiate with and accept offers from any new team.

So what does it all mean? Kuznetsov’s current team Traktor unequivocally stated that they will make Kuznetsov a proper QO. They would be foolish not to, as it would lead to them losing all their rights to Kuznetsov without any compensation. I do not know Kuznetsov’s current salary, but it is rumored to be around $1M – so the QO would be for at least $3.25M over two years (1.5 + 1.75). Once such QO is made in April, no other team in the KHL can try to sign the prized youngster, not even SKA with their Gazprom-supplied gazillions. The regulations do not preclude Traktor from making their QO for a higher amount or longer term if they wish to do so, but then again they can just open with a minimum required QO as a starting point in their negotiations.

Also, while Traktor’s financial situation has improved lately (with the corresponding progress in the team’s success on the ice), and they should be able to afford Kuznetsov’s new salary, it is still a club of modest financial means. If they do re-sign Kuznetsov, however, they may also apply to the KHL for a special stipend to supplement the young star’s salary. There are no specific limits on the amount of such a stipend, or any clear criteria defining eligibility. (The NHL does not seem to have a similar rule established yet, but it would be very cool for the league to come up with such slush fund and name it after Alan Eagleson.) It appears that Kuznetsov would be eligible for such a stipend only for one year, as the age limit for eligible players is set at 20 years.

Another possibility is for Traktor to trade their rights to Kuznetsov to another KHL team. They would be able to do so as soon as the season ends, provided the formalities of a proper QO has been satisfied. That may be the direction Traktor decides to pursue, especially if the club’s relationship with their young star deteriorates. However, trading players or players rights is a less common practice in the KHL than it is in the NHL – perhaps at least in part due to the fact that KHL contracts often can be bought out by players or canceled by mutual agreement between a player and his team, or even unilaterally by the team.  Nevertheless, last summer there in fact were three cases of young players (Timkin, Alexandrov, and Tikhonov) transferring to new teams despite the wishes of their previous teams. Eventually, the teams received significant monetary compensation.

The exclusivity of the current team’s rights to negotiate with its own RFA has certain limitations: it stops at the water’s edge. Come May 1st, there will be two clubs in the Humongous Universe of Hockey (HUH) eligible to negotiate with Kuznetsov – HC Traktor and the Washington Capitals. And if Evgeny decides to sign with the Capitals, Traktor gets absolutely nothing. If the league or Kuznetsov overplay their hands b trying to strong-arm Chelyabinsk into letting the youngster jump to a rival KHL team, that could become the least of all the bad choices available. Whether the club would be interested in such a Pyrrhic victory remains to be seen.

So this is The Book. However, as we all learned by watching the events of Radulov-gate v2.0, things don’t always happen by the book in Russia. The KHL rules allow for a number of ways for an existing contract to be voided – unilaterally by the player or the team, or by mutual consent. Radulov’s team Salavat did not agree to terminate the contract by mutual consent, so Radulov was forced to do it unilaterally – sort of. I say sort of because such actions are explicitly prohibited by the KHL in article 30.7 of the KHL Legal Regulations while the playoffs are under way, regardless of if the team is still in the playoffs.

Alex Radulov tries to smile during his cross-Atlantic flight to America. (Photo credit: @RADUL22)

Also, there are no provisions in the rules that allow for a partial termination of the contract, which what seems to have taken place as only this season portion of the contract was terminated, while the 2012-13 portion remaining intact. Nevertheless, Radulov is on his way to Nashville as I type. #RussiaTypical

Oh, and in case all this is isn’t sufficiently confusing, here is another little tidbit: early this season, the KHL released an official statement declaring their intent to make change to the rules in time for 2012-2013 season. Oh joy!

So, the situation is far from clear. It is obvious that Traktor is not thrilled about Kuznetsov’s pronouncements about options with other KHL teams. Will they decide to play hardball with Zhenya – or are they simply posturing and trying to position themselves for a better return at the end, having already conceded that Kuznetsov is moving on? How far is the KHL willing to go in order to keep their brightest young star from leaving for North America – and what can they offer to Traktor if Kuznetsov decides Chelyabinsk is too small for him? How much interest is there from SKA – and will another KHL powerhouse make a major move in the race to get Kuznetsov?

And will Kuzya eventually get fed up with this charade and hop on a plane across the ocean sometime this summer? Many Caps fans certainly hope the answer to the last question is yes.