Russian Machine Never Breaks » Alz-Stars http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com A cheerfully demented Washington Capitals site with a healthy fixation on Alex Ovechkin and his Russian bros. CRASH THE NET! Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:45:08 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 Just Because: Karl Alzner’s “Crybaby” Taunt for Milan Lucic http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2012/04/17/just-because-karl-alzners-crybaby-taunt-for-milan-lucic/ http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2012/04/17/just-because-karl-alzners-crybaby-taunt-for-milan-lucic/#comments Tue, 17 Apr 2012 16:00:35 +0000 Peter Hassett http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/?p=32895

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Because this is apparently A Thing now, and because our comments are inundated with semi-literate Boston fans, here’s an animated GIF of Karl Alzner taunting Milan Lucic.

As an antidote, Beccah at Japers Rink wrote a very smart article about how playing the pest won’t work against the Bruins. And there’s a special treat behind the jump for The Alz-Stars (which is our new name for Karl’s fan club).

The dogs’ names are Charlie… and Murphy.

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