The second period of the Friday night’s game against the Toronto Maple Leafs became more about face-punching than hockey — which surprises no one considering the Leafs are the Leafs and they still believe the game is decided by whose knuckles drag lower.
There were two scraps before the title bout. First, John Erskine and Dion Phaneuf traded gloved punches, an altercation that linesman Mark Shewchyk seemed to get the worst of. Second, Tom Wilson bloodied his knuckles in a fight with a player with two awful first names, Carter Ashton. I’d punch that guy for that reason alone.
But those were merely the scrumptious appetizers before the two heavyweights on the team, Erskine and Colton Orr, gave us the main course. I’ll end the lame metaphor here, but the entree was probably something meaty, with a heaping of gravy.
Alzner can be seen on the bottom right corner.
The Washington Capitals needed the shootout to dismiss the Montreal Canadiens tonight. Their four-game losing streak is now over. You know what that means? Celebration time!
Actually, no. It’s not. CSN failed us tonight, missing Karl Alzner‘s #AlzyCelly on the bench.
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When Mathieu Perreault was traded to the Anaheim Ducks, the Caps lost more than a talented forward. Perreault was the terrier puppy of the Washington Capitals: small, frantic, usually bouncing with joy. His post-game celebrations became A Thing. But Perreault wasn’t the one who came up with the idea. It was his buddy Karl Alzner, who was inspired by YouTube videos of Seton Hall basketball player Peter Dill. Though they both made up elaborate rituals, it was Perreault who got all the attention. So, after a while, Karl stopped trying.
“I was like ‘Man, that’d be awesome if we did that!’” the mustachioed defenseman told me Wednesday. “I said, ‘Perry, you gotta watch this! It’d be awesome if we did this after a win’” Next game, it went to a shootout. He did it, I did it, and his got a ton of attention.”
This year, though, Perreault is gone and the Capitals have won a spade of games in the shootout. Therefore, it’s been up Alzner to carry the torch. His repertoire is more advanced than Perreault’s, with Alzner featuring distinct celebrations this year: Bow and Arrow, Thor’s Hammer, and the Hulk Hogan.
The Washington Capitals beat the Minnesota Wild 3-2 in the shootout and you know what that means: time for another #AlzyCelly. This time, brother, Alzner celebrates with all the Alznermaniacs by putting his hand to his ear and channeling his inner-Hulk Hogan.
That leaves me one question for you guys…
A few weeks ago after the Washington Capitals beat the Winnipeg Jets in the shootout, Karl Alzner picked up where Mathieu Perreault left off and celebrated the win by doing some air archery on the bench. We called it an #AlzyCelly and begged you guys to give Alzner some love on Twitter so that he’d continue with the tradition (unlike last year). Well, it appears your guys’ hard work has paid off, because after the Caps shootout win against the Florida Panthers Saturday, Alzner took his stick and slammed it on the bench like it was Thor’s Hammer. We present to you #AlzyCelly number two!
If only the Comcast logo wouldn’t have popped up. Terrible timing! Still this is amazing.
Last season, Mathieu Perreault made Washington Capitals shootout victories a bit more memorable with his bench freak-outs, which we dubbed the #PerryCelly. It became A Thing. A bit less known, however, was the knowledge the whole #PerryCelly thing came about because of Karl Alzner.
One night, Alzner and Perreault were watching the YouTubes, as humans are like to do. They came across Peter Dill, a basketball player for Seton Hall. Dill was not very good– he tallied just a single basket in two years playing for the school– but boy did he get excited when his team scored.
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