Russian Machine Never Breaks » bad jokes http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com A cheerfully demented Washington Capitals site with a healthy fixation on Alex Ovechkin and his Russian bros. CRASH THE NET! Sun, 19 May 2013 23:34:20 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 Your Bad Joke of the Day http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2010/05/12/your-bad-joke-of-the-day/ http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2010/05/12/your-bad-joke-of-the-day/#comments Wed, 12 May 2010 16:57:41 +0000 Peter Hassett http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/?p=4182 Some jerk from my old high school told this joke.  Maybe I giggled a little, but really I’m just angry about it.  Enjoy!
white russian

A guy walks into a bar.  He asks the bartender for an Ovechkin.

The bartender says, “What’s an Ovechkin?”

The guy says, “It’s just a white Russian, but without the Cup.”

In a related story, Habs v Pens tonight at 7 PM at Mellon Abattoir in tropical Pittsburgh, PA.  Will you watch, or is too soon?

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