Monday morning, the Washington Capitals released the cover of their new dog calendar and it looks great. Featuring a collage of Caps with cute dog…hey, wait a second.
Yeah, I’m going to need to zoom into the lower right quadrant here.
RMNB has hit the pageview bifecta today. First, news broke that Jeff Schultz will be bought out. Now, Maria Kirilenko has published a heavily filtered photo of Alex Ovechkin holding a cat.
It’s no Eli Manning holding a tiny bucket, but it’ll do. Ahh, summer content.
Photo via @mkirilenko
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