Russian Machine Never Breaks » Dudebros http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com A cheerfully demented Washington Capitals site with a healthy fixation on Alex Ovechkin and his Russian bros. CRASH THE NET! Thu, 23 May 2013 15:38:46 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 That Air-Humping Florida Panthers Fan http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2013/02/13/that-air-humping-florida-panthers-fan/ http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2013/02/13/that-air-humping-florida-panthers-fan/#comments Wed, 13 Feb 2013 19:55:30 +0000 Peter Hassett http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/?p=44269

As regulation time expired in Tuesday’s Caps-Panthers game, one right honorable gentleman cheered the proceedings with impassioned, airborne pelvic thrusts. Start at the 12-second mark in the video above to see what I mean; the guy is at the top right.

All the air in Sunrise is now pregnant as this guy– despite the pleadings of his attendant and well-adjusted girlfriend– made ballistic and metaphorical love to anything and everything around him.

Seeing as the BB&T Center was chock full of about 120 fans, Airhump McGee here becomes the de facto Coors Light Fan of the Game. Drink Coors Light: The Silver Bullet! Taste the Rockies, Especially if You’re a Total Florida Dudebro.

Thanks to Andrew S. for the heads up!

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