On February 2, 2016, In Game Recap, By Peter Hassett
Hoo boy. I’m not gonna sugarcoat it, guys. The Caps got wubbalubbadubdubbed by the Florida Panthers. With approximately 35 thousand players missing due to various injuries and arbitrary suspensions, the remaining Caps couldn’t put the puck in the net for forty minutes, whereas the Panthers couldn’t stop scoring.
First was Jonathan Huberdeau assisted by Jaromir Jagr. Alex Barkov came second with a top shelf score on Philipp Grubauer. The second period saw goals from Trocheck and Huberdeau again, and if you noticed that none of those people are Capitals, good for you.
The Caps came back to life in the third, lifted by goals by Nick Backstom and Andre Burakovsky, but this was never a winnable game. Some dude got an empty netter, and that’s that.
Panthers beat Caps 5-2. The Caps have not won a game since January 19.
On February 2, 2016, In Pregame, By Patrick Holden
Photo: Drew Hallowell
The Caps haven’t won a game since January 19 when they beat the Columbus Blue Jackets 6-3. There’s a lot of talk about the Caps as the favorite to win the East this season, but I’m not really sure how a team can be considered good, let alone a contender, when they’ve gone 15 days without a win.
The Caps need to end this prolonged slump and prove they actually have the skills it takes to win a hockey game. After all, I bet most of us on a beer league team have had more wins than the Caps over the past 15 days. To end the drought, the Caps will need to beat the Florida Panthers. The Panthers sit atop the Atlantic Division with 62 points and a 6-3-1 record in their last 10 contests.
On December 10, 2015, In Game Recap, By Chris Gordon
Photo: Wilfredo Lee
The Caps headed down to Sunrise on Thursday with their dads in attendance. Washington showed they learned well from their mentors by doing what old people normally do in Florida: nothing.
The game got off to a weird not-start, with puck drop being delayed nearly 20 minutes due to a lack of EMS folks in the area. When it finally got going, ya boy Jaromir Jagr put the Panthers on the board in the opening minute with a glorious deflection past Philipp Grubauer.
While the Caps offense lay dormant, Washington kept gifting Florida power play. On their fourth man advantage in under 30 minutes, the Panthers converted as Brandon Pirri unleashed a ballistic slap shot from the near circle.
Aaron Ekblad, Alex Ovechkin, and Logan Shaw added tallies in the third, but everyone had stopped caring at that point. Cats beat Caps 4-1.
On October 31, 2015, In Game Recap, By Chris Gordon
Happy Halloween, y’all! While you were out dressed as Donald Trump and acting like you were the only one to come up with that idea, the Caps were playing a sloppy first period in which they registered just five shots on goal.
Early in the second, Jussi Jokinen put the Panthers on top with a ground ball up the middle, a play in Alex Petrovic got an on assist after almost having his foot chopped off by an Alex Ovechkin slapper.
First-liner Jay Beagle got the Capitals tied with a net crashing goal that was totally legal.
The game went to three-on-three overtime and Evgeny Kuznetsov got it done. Caps top Cats 2-1!Continue Reading
On October 31, 2015, In Pregame, By Patrick Holden
Photo: Amanda Bowen
After winning a game last night in which the first period may have put you to sleep, the Caps visit the Panthers tonight to renew acquaintances with their old Southeast Division rival.
Enter predictable trick-or-treat pun here.
The Panthers played last night as well, so playing on back-to-back nights doesn’t put the Caps at a disadvantage.
Enter something about “dressing up a win” here.
CSN has your coverage for the 7 PM tilt.
Enter something dumb here about the game being in Sunrise but the fact that it’ll be dark out and the dark is spooky on Halloween oh my god this would be the worst joke ever I am definitely not going to do this.
After our first Friday and Saturday off in forever, man, the Capitals will play host to the Florida Panthers for an afternoon matinee at Verizon Center. If you’re searching for a narrative, “Winter Classic hangover” should be a good one.
On December 16, 2014, In Game Recap, By Peter Hassett
Photo: Eliot J. Schechter
Kind of a snoozer in Sunrise. The way the Washington Capitals played against the Florida Panthers was so button-up and boring I was waiting for the dowager countess of Grantham to say something snarky. No team wanted to win this one, and then things went completely apenuts in the shootout.
Mike Green choked up the puck to Scottie Upshall to give Derek McKenzie a layup, making it 1-0 for the Panthers going into the first intermission. Troy Brouwer tied it on the power play in the second, getting the puck back after a block by Willie Mitchell. A washed-out kicked goal by Brooks Laich meant we were headed for overtime, which was exciting enough I guess, but no result.
Prepare yourself for the shootout bullet epic!
Fehr didn’t put the biscuit in the basket.
Huberdeau didn’t put the biscuit in the basket.
Backstrom didn’t put the biscuit in the basket.
Bjugstad didn’t put the biscuit in the basket.
Kuznetsov didn’t put the biscuit in the basket.
Boyes didn’t put the biscuit in the basket.
Ovechkin PUT THE BISCUIT IN THE BASKET.
Jokinen also put the biscuit in the basket.
Brouwer didn’t put the biscuit in the basket.
Kopecky didn’t put the biscuit in the basket.
Latta didn’t put the biscuit in the basket.
My god this is going long. Epix show is almost over by now.
Barkov didn’t put the biscuit in the basket.
Brooks PUT THE BISCUIT IN THE BASKET.
Bolland also put the biscuit in the basket. Harumph.
Johansson didn’t put the biscuit in the basket.
Flash didn’t put the biscuit in the basket. He burned the biscuit.
Schmidt didn’t put the biscuit in the basket.
Upshall didn’t put the biscuit in the basket.
Ward PUT THE BISCUIT IN THE BASKET.
MacKenzie also put the biscuit in the basket. It never ends
Carlson PUT THE BISCUIT IN THE BASKET.
Bergenheim put the biscuit in the basket. This is my hell.
Beagle didn’t put the biscuit in the basket, but shoulda been a biscuit-delivering beagle.
Hayes didn’t put the biscuit in the basket. Life is meaningless and full of pain.
Green didn’t didn’t put the biscuit in the basket.
Campbell didn’t put the biscuit in the basket.
Chimera’s biscuit missed the basket by a mile.
Gudbranson didn’t put the biscuit in the basket. You can’t put a biscuit in the 5-hole.
Wilson didn’t put the biscuit in the basket.
Ekblad didn’t put the biscuit in the basket.
Niskanen didn’t put the biscuit in the basket because the stupid crossbar.
Kulikov didn’t put the biscuit in the basket.
BORPIK PUT THE BISCUIT IN THE BASKET!!!!
Olsen didn’t put the biscuit in the basket. 17 rounds down.
Alzner didn’t put the biscuit in the basket.
Mitchell didn’t put the biscuit in the basket.
Backstrom, part II, didn’t put the biscuit in the basket.
Jokinen, part II, didn’t put the biscuit in the basket. I no longer fear death.
Ovechkin didn’t put the biscuit in the basket.
Bjudgstad put the biscuit in the basket! WINNER. FINALLY. I’M OKAY WITH THIS.
Panthers beat Caps 2-1 in the longest shootout I can remember!
The Swedish Machine, doin’ his thing with the Florida Cats
You know that scene in the Star Wars movie? The first one…or, the fourth one which was actually the first? The one that was good?
Luke and Han are blasting away at all the awful spaceships that are swarming around outside, and Luke is missing and missing and just shooting impotently away, pew pew pew, until he actually gets one? The one that was headed directly toward him in a straight line at about 10 miles an hour? And he’s so happy and Han says “Don’t get cocky, kid”?
Oh, I can hear you all now, sighing “There goes Doug who knows nothing about hockey and is just a huge wet blanket and shut up.” I mean, those very few of you who actually read these things. Hey, I’m super fantastic happy about how the Caps are playing these days, and I loved seeing Nick “Swedish Machine Never Smiles” Backstrom get a hattie in regular season. And we’re playing the Florida Panthers tonight, who aren’t 1/2 the team Tampa is, or us probably, so there’s no need to worry, right?
Call me Eeyore, but I just can’t get too comfortable with this team. As awesome as they are, I’ve just seen too many times great play slide suddenly into crap.
Speaking of, I’ll say this about Sunrise, Florida, home of the Cats: at least it’s not Fort Lauderdale. Since starting in the 90’s expansion, Panthers management have done just about everything they could to alienate their fans… sorta like another professional sports team that’s become a tire fire since being acquired by a certain weasel, which needs not be named. Even down to the location of BB&T arena where we play tonight, which is located literally ACROSS THE STREET from the marshy, anaconda-filled Everglades. Nice move, Panthers.