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		<title>CRASH THE NET: Caps beat Bruins 2-1 (OT), Advance to Conference Semifinals</title>
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		<dc:creator>Peter Hassett</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Photo credit: Elsa Game Seven. You know the deal. Jason Chimera dropped the puck to John Carlson, who fired a shot that Matt Hendricks tipped in. Tyler Seguin dove to knock in a loose puck behind Braden Holtby to tie the game heading into the third period. The game went into overtime. And then it happened. [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a class="vt-p" href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/elsa-getty.jpg"><img class="size-large wp-image-33392 alignnone" style="border: solid 1px #000;" title="Washington Capitals v Boston Bruins - Game Seven" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/elsa-getty-607x432.jpg" alt="" width="607" height="432" /></a></p>
<p><em>Photo credit: Elsa</em></p>
<p>Game Seven. You know the deal.</p>
<p>Jason Chimera dropped the puck to John Carlson, who fired a shot that Matt Hendricks tipped in. Tyler Seguin dove to knock in a loose puck behind Braden Holtby to tie the game heading into the third period. The game went into overtime.</p>
<p>And then it happened. You knew it would. Mike Knuble crashed the net and Joel Ward swept in the rebound. <strong>Caps beat Bruins 2-1 (OT).</strong></p>
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<ul>
<li>This was the first series in NHL history in which every game was decided by a single goal. Yeah. You just watched the tightest series ever. Really. That&#8217;s not hyperbole. I know since it came from us it feels like an exaggeration, but it&#8217;s a real true fact.</li>
<li><strong>Tim Thomas</strong> was sporting a two-game shutout streak in game sevens before tonight. He was a great foe and a world-class hockey player. Salute the glorious dead.</li>
<li>Here&#8217;s the thing about <strong>Matt Hendricks</strong>: he&#8217;s the orphaned puppy of the NHL. Released by the Avalanche two years ago, Matt Hendricks wandered the streets of DC until George McPhee found him, rain-soaked and mangy, and brought him to training camp. McPhee fed him, gave him a bath, called him a good dog, and the rest is history. Hendy recorded his first playoff goal tonight.</li>
<li>We all know that today&#8217;s hockey sticks have an auto-destruct button. Slashing penalties are as plentiful as drunk dudebros nowadays, so kudos to the refs for discerning <strong>Jay Beagle</strong>&#8216;s behavior from true naughtiness. You don&#8217;t see on-ice calls reversed often, so this was a special moment in a special game.</li>
<li>The second period belonged to the Bruins, who asserted a plus-14 Fenwick score after forty minutes. The Caps played back, and it burned them. No one is surprised by this, and the Caps have found a way to win without the puck.</li>
<li>Through two periods <strong>Alex Ovechkin</strong> played under 10 minutes. At the end of regulation he played just 15:23. That&#8217;s less than&#8230; pretty much everyone except Knuble. What gives?</li>
<li>With 2:26 left in this elimination game, the refs whistle <strong>Jason Chimera</strong> for holding. It was certainly a penalty, but when whistles are subjective (&#8220;let the boys play&#8221;) this stuff deserves scrutiny. If every game were called by the book, this would be a no-brainer. But hockey penalties are fluid&#8211; with refs forgiving some penalties so long as the other team gets similar clemency soon after. When the refs turn off Interpretation Mode and turn By The Book Mode, they&#8217;re forcing their own narrative on a game that is supposed to be decided by the players.</li>
<li>But whatever. Caps killed that penalty just like they had more than dozen others in this series. The PK is owed a lot of credit for this win.</li>
<li>But don&#8217;t forget <strong>Braden Holtby</strong>, whose numbers are&#8230; well unbelievable. Hero Holtby will quarterback this team into the conference semifinals, and we&#8217;re gonna love watching.</li>
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<p><strong>Series record: Capitals 4, Bruins 3 </strong></p>
<div id="attachment_33390" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 310px"><a class="vt-p" href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/joe-b5.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-33390" title="joe b" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/joe-b5-300x225.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="225" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">The final Joe B suit of the night</p></div>
<p>That&#8217;s it. That&#8217;s how the series ends. In the glorious mess that is a crashed net. Tears and frustration for the defeated, and tears of another sort for the victors.</p>
<p>This could have been <strong>Mike Knuble</strong>&#8216;s final game as a Cap. This could have been his final game as a pro hockey player.</p>
<p>But he&#8217;s not gonna go out like that.</p>
<p>In crashing into  Tim Thomas&#8217;s net, Knuble was doing what he&#8217;s always done: create the plays that would otherwise be denied.</p>
<p>Joel Ward got famous from being an excellent postseason performer. He&#8217;d been mostly quiet before tonight, but no one cares about that now.</p>
<p><strong>Joel Ward</strong> is your OT hero. He plays a simple game, fearless and strong on the puck, two qualities that just earned him a spot in Caps hockey lore forever.</p>
<p><a class="vt-p" href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/celly.png"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-33425" title="celly" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/celly.png" alt="" width="500" height="333"  style="border: solid 1px #000;" /></a></p>
<p>The Capitals have slayed the defending Cup champions. They proved the pundits wrong.</p>
<p>Who exactly? These guys:</p>
<ul>
<li>Scott Cullen</li>
<li>Luke Fox</li>
<li>Alex Kay</li>
<li>John Buccigross</li>
<li>Scott Burnside</li>
<li>Linda Cohn</li>
<li>Craig Custance</li>
<li>Paul Grant</li>
<li>Pierre LeBrun</li>
<li>Steve Levy</li>
<li>Joe McDonald</li>
<li>Barry Melrose</li>
<li>James Murphy</li>
<li>Jesse Rogers</li>
<li>Katie Strang</li>
<li>Dylan Nardone</li>
<li>Brendan Ross</li>
<li>Chris Stevenson</li>
<li>Kevin Amerman</li>
<li>Matt Damante</li>
<li>Nicholas Cotsonika</li>
<li>Adam Rickert</li>
<li>Wes Sims</li>
<li>Rob Vanstone</li>
<li>James Mirtle</li>
<li>Brad Fay</li>
<li>Dave Mishkin</li>
<li>Ryan Dadoun</li>
<li>James O&#8217;Brien</li>
<li>Joe Yerdon</li>
<li>Jason Brough</li>
<li>Mike Halford</li>
<li>Adam Eckersley</li>
<li>Steve Palumbo</li>
<li>Alan Bass</li>
<li>Sean Hartnett</li>
<li>Neil Keefe</li>
<li>Patrick Caisse</li>
<li>Dan Rosen</li>
<li>Steve Silverman</li>
<li>Nathan Stacken</li>
<li>Mark Bruso</li>
<li>Ken Schott</li>
<li>Jeff Klein</li>
<li>Gary Blockus</li>
<li>Cait Platt</li>
<li>Adam Jahns</li>
<li>Aaron Muprhy</li>
<li>Josh Canu</li>
<li>Austin Waldron</li>
<li>Andrew Monrreal</li>
<li>Bruce Ciskie</li>
<li>Eric Tulsky</li>
<li>Dirk Hoag</li>
<li>Kevin McCauley</li>
<li>Jon Bois</li>
<li>Colin Horgan</li>
<li>Sean Leahy</li>
<li>Harrison Mooney</li>
<li>Greg Wyshynski</li>
<li>Dmitry Chesnokov</li>
</ul>
<p>All those guys said Boston would beat our Caps. They didn&#8217;t believe. They didn&#8217;t know about how thick and proud this team runs.</p>
<p>Goals from role players.</p>
<p>Superstar moments.</p>
<p>The best Washington defense we&#8217;ve seen in nearly a decade.</p>
<p>And a rookie goalie who has become the biggest story in the National Hockey League.</p>
<p>Now it&#8217;s time to do it again. We don&#8217;t know the Caps&#8217; foe for the next round yet. But we do know that this team can beat anyone.</p>
<p>If they crash the net.</p>
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