Russian Machine Never Breaks » glow puck http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com A cheerfully demented Washington Capitals site with a healthy fixation on Alex Ovechkin and his Russian bros. CRASH THE NET! Mon, 20 May 2013 15:46:45 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 The Game, It Is A-Changing (Comic) http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/comic/the-game-it-is-a-changing/ http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/comic/the-game-it-is-a-changing/#comments Tue, 08 Jan 2013 12:15:39 +0000 Peter Hassett http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/?post_type=comic&p=41476 Shinny

Hi everybody. Welcome to Shinny! We’ll be here every Tuesday morning with a new strip about three very different hockey fans. Let’s jump right in with our first comic ever– a discussion about hockey purity between a father, his daughter, and an idiot.

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TRANSCRIPT

PANEL 1: Dad, mad at TV

TV (OS): …The NHL board of governors is considering instituting hybrid icing and new penalties for dangerous hits in this upcoming season…

DAD: What?! This. Shall. Not. Stand.

They’re destroying the game! I don’t even recognize it anymore. What you see now is just a hollowed-out husk of what men used to call HOCKEY.

PANEL 2: Shinny declaring, BF considering

SHINNY: Naw, Dad. They’re just tweaking the game to keep it exciting. If they didn’t, players would adjust to the rules, and it’d be stifling.

BF: Hmm. No, I’m with your dad on this one, Shinny. The magic is gone.

PANEL 3: BF wide-eyed and nostalgic

BF: The puck doesn’t even glow anymore!

…so pretty…

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