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		<title>Off-Day News Update</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 05:01:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[David Steckel]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[John Carlson]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Verizon Center is quiet tonight, spared from hockey games and gun fights alike. Despite that, this is in no way a quiet day for the Washington Capitals. As we reported regurgitated last night, David Steckel has signed a three-year extension with the Caps.  We like to see Steck happy, but we are curious of this [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Verizon Center is quiet tonight, spared from hockey games and <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%22Gilbert+Arenas%22+OR+Arenas">gun fights alike</a>.  Despite that, this is in no way a quiet day for the Washington Capitals.</p>
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<li>As we <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">reported</span> regurgitated last night, <strong>David Steckel</strong> has signed a three-year extension with the Caps.  We like to see Steck happy, but we are curious of this deal&#8217;s provenance.  The left winger is a serious grinder, tallying only 5 points all season, and he&#8217;s the only regular player in rotation on the wrong side of the plus/minus ratio (-1).   As always, we defer to the infinite wisdom of GMGM, who will forget more about hockey than we&#8217;ll ever learn.</li>
<li>Everything I said nice about George McPhee just now?  Forget it.  <strong>Tyler Sloan</strong> has also signed a contract extension.  Sloan is a swingman, which we think means he is good at neither offense nor defense.  When the Caps had a blueliner meltdown last week (Jurcina traded, Pothier injured, Erskine erskined), Sloan <em>still </em>didn&#8217;t play.  Sloan is -2 this season, but that number means very little from such a small sample size.  You gotta think Bruce Boudreau and the Caps management know something about these guys we don&#8217;t know.</li>
<li><strong>Karl Alzner</strong> has been sent back to Hershey.  Does this mean that Sloan will be on a D-pairing on Thursday?</li>
<li>Caps prospect <strong>John Carlson</strong> is the talk of the town today after his OT win against Team America&#8217;s Hat in the World Junior Championship.  He showed impressive composure and patience in that breakaway goal, opting to shoot instead of risking a pass (a lesson his future teammates might want to learn!).  Carlson&#8217;s play deserves to be on every sports show&#8217;s highlight reel this week.</li>
<li>Not-captain <strong>Brooks Laich</strong> was on the <a href="http://www.eitmonline.com/eitmonline2/media/eitmlive/3A5676EE6C_laich_EITM010610.mp3">Elliot in the Morning radio show</a> on Wednesday morning.  He assures us that everyone still loves Theodore.  We are assured of this.</li>
<li>Tarik El-Bashir reports that <strong>Jose Theodore</strong> will start in goal against the Ottowa Senators tomorrow night (<a href="http://voices.washingtonpost.com/capitalsinsider/afternoon-roundup-caps-right-t.html">WaPo</a>).   After having warmed the bench for what seems like weeks, Bruce Boudreau says, &#8220;We&#8217;re going to need Theo to play and we&#8217;re going to need Theo to play good. We&#8217;re going to need Theo to get his confidence.&#8221;  I love BB and his garden-salad-y wisdom, but this is crazy talk.  Sitting the guy in favor of Neuvy the newbie does nothing but rob Jose of confidence.  Although I&#8217;m alone on this among the RMNB staff, I think Theodore is a terrific netminder, and he possesses one of the best glove hands in the NHL.  If he&#8217;s having a crisis of confidence, the team should show him support.  That means giving him ice time, and &#8212; once he&#8217;s out there&#8211; not feed him to the wolves.  Bottom line: if <strong>Tom Poti </strong>learns how to clear the puck in the next 20-odd hours, all should be fine.</li>
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<p>That&#8217;s all the news that fits for tonight.  We&#8217;ll be back tomorrow night to chronicle the Caps&#8217; thunderous 6-1 defeat of the Senators, and what we predict will be the team&#8217;s first hat trick of the season (by <strong>Matt Bradley</strong>).  Stay tuned to see if we&#8217;re right!</p>
 
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