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		<title>Happy Halloween from RMNB and Our Readers</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ian Oland</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sheepvechkin! (Illustration by Rachel Cohen) Today is Halloween, which for me means less than one month until my birthday! Yay! Oh wait &#8212; I mean, dressing up, eating candy, and looking like a tool. To celebrate the holiday right, we figured we&#8217;d do a Halloween-themed post. I&#8217;ll be honest: when I heard Chris Gordon&#8216;s demand to [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/ovi-sheep-illustration-rachel-cohen1.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-24172" style="border: solid 1px #000;" title="Rachel Cohen's Illustration of Alex Ovechkin For Halloween" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/ovi-sheep-illustration-rachel-cohen1.jpg" alt="Sheepvechkin" width="607" /></a></p>
<p><em>Sheepvechkin! (Illustration by <a href="http://twitter.com/kat326" target="_blank">Rachel Cohen</a>)</em></p>
<p>Today is Halloween, which for me means less than one month until my birthday! Yay! Oh wait &#8212; I mean, dressing up, eating candy, and <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/malkin71_/status/130817892714418176/photo/1" target="_blank">looking like a tool</a>. To celebrate the holiday right, we figured we&#8217;d do a Halloween-themed post.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ll be honest: when I heard <a href="http://twitter.com/Chris_Gordon" target="_blank">Chris Gordon</a>&#8216;s demand to solicit Caps-themed jack-o-lanterns, I thought we&#8217;d get maybe four images and this post would be a total disaster. Three days and 50 emails later, holy lord did you guys come through in a BIG way. (I guess that&#8217;s why he contributes to the New York Times, and I don&#8217;t.)</p>
<p>We&#8217;ve got Caps logos, we&#8217;ve got Ovi heads, and we&#8217;ve got 10 million Weagle-carved pumpkins. Follow me past the jump to check out the gallery.</p>
<p>Oh yeah. Homeowners, please remember: the more <a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2011/07/29/alex-ovechkin-lends-his-likeness-to-a-canadian-candy-bar/" target="_blank">Mr. Big bars</a> you give out to the kids tonight, the more goals Ovechkin will score on Tuesday. So don&#8217;t be stingy. And kids, show no restraint in eating your candy when you get home. Sugar is good for you, no matter what your parents say. Eat it all in one night. Dive into those Kit-Kats and Milky Ways like Alex Ovechkin dives into the boards after scoaring. Type II diabetes be damned.</p>
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<p><span style="font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold;">The Creatively Carved Pumpkins</span></p>
<p><strong>Justine K.&#8217;s Mike Green Painted and Carved Pumpkin</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/mike-green-pumpkin.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-24185" style="border: solid 1px #000;" title="mike-green-pumpkin" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/mike-green-pumpkin.jpg" alt="" width="607" /></a></p>
<p><strong>Katie W.&#8217;s Caps Pumpkins</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/katie-w-caps-pumpkins.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-24199" style="border: solid 1px #000;" title="katie-w-caps-pumpkins" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/katie-w-caps-pumpkins.jpg" alt="" width="607" /></a></p>
<p><em>Katie&#8217;s explanation of her submission cracked me up: &#8220;Go Caps!! &#8230; and Freddie Mercury. Freddie loves the Caps too.&#8221; Sure. Why not?</em></p>
<p><strong>Chris Gardner&#8217;s RMNB-inspired Pumpkins</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/game-over-mike-green-carved-pumpkin.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-24154" style="border: solid 1px #000;" title="game-over-mike-green-carved-pumpkin" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/game-over-mike-green-carved-pumpkin.jpg" alt="" width="607" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/crash-the-net-pumpkin.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-24153" style="border: solid 1px #000;" title="crash-the-net-pumpkin" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/crash-the-net-pumpkin.jpg" alt="" width="607" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/hendys-henchmen-carved-pumpkin.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-24155" style="border: solid 1px #000;" title="hendys-henchmen-carved-pumpkin" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/hendys-henchmen-carved-pumpkin.jpg" alt="" width="607" /></a></p>
<p><em>That last design is by <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/nazarcruce" target="_blank">@nazarcruce</a>. Awesome!</em></p>
<p><strong>Caps Painted Pumpkins by Josie G. (@<a href="http://twitter.com/jgoggs23 " target="_blank">jgoggs23</a>) </strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/josie-caps-pumpkin.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-24202" style="border: solid 1px #000;" title="josie-caps-pumpkin" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/josie-caps-pumpkin.jpg" alt="" width="607" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/josie-caps-pumpkin2.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-24203" style="border: solid 1px #000;" title="josie-caps-pumpkin2" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/josie-caps-pumpkin2.jpg" alt="" width="607" /></a></p>
<p><em>Here&#8217;s Josie&#8217;s explanation on why she didn&#8217;t actually carve anything. &#8220;I only had a chance to paint&#8230; I KNOW it is nothing like that really cool RMNBesque jack o lantern of Ovi&#8217;s face, but I tried!&#8221; It&#8217;s like the hard hat the Caps give out after every game. Totally works!</em></p>
<p><strong>Libby D.&#8217;s Caps-Carved Pumpkins Featuring a Special Guest</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/libby-d-caps-carved-pumpkins.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-24207" style="border: solid 1px #000;" title="libby-d-caps-carved-pumpkins" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/libby-d-caps-carved-pumpkins.jpg" alt="" width="607" /></a></p>
<p><em>Creative and awesome because&#8230; Look at the cat! Also she totally sucked up in her email: &#8220;First off, let me just say that you are hands-down my favorite Caps blog. That&#8217;s not just ego-stroking so you&#8217;ll view my pumpkins more favorably (okay fine, maybe 80/20), I really enjoy reading your stuff &#8211; always so entertaining! The picture even includes a seasonally-appropriate orange kitty.&#8221; Thanks, Libby.</em></p>
<p><strong>Chris C.&#8217;s Stanley Cup Pumpkin</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/chris-c-stanley-cup-pumpkin.jpg"><img src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/chris-c-stanley-cup-pumpkin.jpg" alt="" title="chris-c-stanley-cup-pumpkin" width="607" style="border: solid 1px #000" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-24237" /></a></p>
<p><em>To everyone in Chris&#8217;s neighborhood, please make sure to stay at least an arm&#8217;s length away from this thing!</em></p>
<p><strong>Joey W. Gives Us Caveman Backstrom</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/joey-w-backstrom-pumpkin.jpg"><img src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/joey-w-backstrom-pumpkin.jpg" alt="" title="joey-w-backstrom-pumpkin" width="607" style="border: solid 1px #000" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-24238" /></a></p>
<p><span style="font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold;">The Ovechkin-Inspired Pumpkins</span></p>
<p><strong>Linnea W.&#8217;s Angry Ovi Face</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/linnea-w-ovechkin-pumpkin.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-24205" style="border: solid 1px #000;" title="linnea-w-ovechkin-pumpkin" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/linnea-w-ovechkin-pumpkin.jpg" alt="" width="607" /></a></p>
<p><em>I literally almost fell out of my chair when I first saw this. Incredible work, Linnea!</em></p>
<p><strong>Daniel C.&#8217;s beautiful Ovi Head</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/daniel-c-ovechkin-head-pumpkin.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-24193" style="border: solid 1px #000;" title="daniel-c-ovechkin-head-pumpkin" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/daniel-c-ovechkin-head-pumpkin.jpg" alt="" width="607" /></a></p>
<p><em>So good, I thought this was photoshopped at first.</em></p>
<p><strong>Alli K.&#8217;s Tribute to our Website Header</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/alli-k-ovi-rmnb-carved-pumpkin.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-24186" style="border: solid 1px #000;" title="alli-k-ovi-rmnb-carved-pumpkin" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/alli-k-ovi-rmnb-carved-pumpkin.jpg" alt="" width="607" /></a></p>
<p><em>In my heart of hearts, this is the grand-prize winner if we were to call this a contest. Which we&#8217;re totally not. But man, look at that detail. Thanks, Alli!</em></p>
<p><strong>Jenna M.&#8217;s Half-Cut off Ovi Head</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/jenna-m-ovechkin-o-lantern.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-24218" style="border: solid 1px #000;" title="jenna-m-ovechkin-o-lantern" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/jenna-m-ovechkin-o-lantern.jpg" alt="" width="607" /></a></p>
<p><em>so sick hahaha))))</em></p>
<p><strong>Justine K.&#8217;s Great 8 Pumpkin</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/justine-ovi-pumpkin.jpg"><img src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/justine-ovi-pumpkin.jpg" alt="" title="justine-ovi-pumpkin" width="607" style="border: solid 1px #000" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-24236" /></a></p>
<p><span style="font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold;">The Caps Logo Pumpkins</span></p>
<p><strong>Via Julie R. (@<a href="http://twitter.com/H8Crosby" target="_blank">H8Crosby</a>)</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/julie-m-lets-go-caps-pumpkin.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-24162" style="border: solid 1px #000;" title="julie-m-lets-go-caps-pumpkin" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/julie-m-lets-go-caps-pumpkin.jpg" alt="" width="607" /></a></p>
<p><strong>Via Morgan C.</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/morgan-c-caps-pumpkin.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-24190" style="border: solid 1px #000;" title="morgan-c-caps-pumpkin" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/morgan-c-caps-pumpkin.jpg" alt="" width="607" /></a></p>
<p><strong>Via Jamie N.</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/jamie-n-caps-logo.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-24201" style="border: solid 1px #000;" title="jamie-n-caps-logo" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/jamie-n-caps-logo.jpg" alt="" width="607" /></a></p>
<p><strong>Via Cecilia V.</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Cecilia-v-caps-logo-pumpkin.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-24215" style="border: solid 1px #000;" title="Cecilia-v-caps-logo-pumpkin" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Cecilia-v-caps-logo-pumpkin.jpg" alt="" width="607" /></a></p>
<p><strong>Via LuAyne B.</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/luanye-caps-logo-pumpkin.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-24211 alignnone" style="border: solid 1px #000;" title="luanye-caps-logo-pumpkin" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/luanye-caps-logo-pumpkin.jpg" alt="" width="607" height="455" /></a></p>
<p><strong>Via an Anonymous reader</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/caps-carved-pumpkin1.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-24150" style="border: solid 1px #000;" title="caps-carved-pumpkin1" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/caps-carved-pumpkin1.jpg" alt="" width="607" /></a></p>
<p><span style="font-size: 18px; font-weight: bold;">Weagles, Weagles, and MORE Weagles</span></p>
<p><strong>Behold! <a href="http://twitter.com/ngreenberg" target="_blank">Neil Greenberg</a>&#8216;s first ever carved pumpkin.</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/neil-and-nicci-weagle-pumpkin.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-24168" style="border: solid 1px #000;" title="neil-and-nicci-weagle-pumpkin" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/neil-and-nicci-weagle-pumpkin.jpg" alt="" width="607" /></a></p>
<p><em>We also assume <a href="http://twitter.com/VTcaps" target="_blank">Nicci U.</a> had the primary assist here. Great job, guys.</em></p>
<p><strong>Via Vivian F.</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/vivian-f-weagle-pumpkin.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-24178" style="border: solid 1px #000;" title="vivian-f-weagle-pumpkin" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/vivian-f-weagle-pumpkin.jpg" alt="" width="607" /></a></p>
<p><em>We loved the note she sent us: &#8220;Hey guys! Love the blog. I&#8217;m a student at McGill University &#8211; smack dab in the middle of Habs (ew) territory. Carved this one and set it right outside of my residence for all of Montreal to see. Let&#8217;s go Caps!&#8221; Awesome.</em></p>
<p><strong>Via Wendi O.</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/wendy-o-weagle-pumpkin.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-24182" style="border: solid 1px #000;" title="wendi-o-weagle-pumpkin" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/wendy-o-weagle-pumpkin.jpg" alt="" width="607" /></a></p>
<p><strong>Via Monte F.</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/monte-f-weagle-pumpkin.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-24204" style="border: solid 1px #000;" title="monte-f-weagle-pumpkin" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/monte-f-weagle-pumpkin.jpg" alt="" width="607" /></a></p>
<p><em>Great photo!</em></p>
<p><strong>Via Jackie Q.</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/jackie-q-weagle-pumpkin.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-24212 alignnone" style="border: solid 1px #000;" title="jackie-q-weagle-pumpkin" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/jackie-q-weagle-pumpkin.jpg" alt="" width="607" height="515" /></a></p>
<p><em>Jackie tells us that she carved this with her girls. Great jorb.</em></p>
<p><strong>Via Elana L.</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Elana-l-weagle.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-24189" style="border: solid 1px #000;" title="Elana-l-weagle" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Elana-l-weagle.jpg" alt="" width="607" /></a></p>
<p><strong>Via Amsi H.</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/amsi-caps-carved-pumpkin.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-24177" style="border: solid 1px #000;" title="amsi-caps-carved-pumpkin" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/amsi-caps-carved-pumpkin.jpg" alt="" width="607" /></a></p>
<p><em>Amsi told us in her email, &#8220;I&#8217;m not too happy with it, but it&#8217;s my first pumpkin carving ever.&#8221; This is way better than anything I&#8217;ve carved in ten-plus years of trying. And I&#8217;m technically an artist. Great job!</em></p>
<p><strong>Via Chad S.</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/chad-s-weagle-pumpkin.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-24167" style="border: solid 1px #000;" title="chad-s-weagle-pumpkin" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/chad-s-weagle-pumpkin.jpg" alt="" width="607" /></a></p>
<p><strong>Via Rebecca S.</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/rebecca-s-weagle-pumpkin.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-24213" title="rebecca-s-weagle-pumpkin" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/rebecca-s-weagle-pumpkin.jpg" alt="" width="800" height="598" /></a></p>
<p><strong>Via Cecilia V.</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Cecilia-v-weagle-pumpkin.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-24214" style="border: solid 1px #000;" title="Cecilia-v-weagle-pumpkin" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Cecilia-v-weagle-pumpkin.jpg" alt="" width="607" /></a></p>
<p><strong>Via Joshua G.</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/joshua-g-weagle-pumpkin.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-24216" style="border: solid 1px #000;" title="joshua-g-weagle-pumpkin" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/joshua-g-weagle-pumpkin.jpg" alt="" width="607" /></a></p>
<p><em>The Capitol dome&#8217;s a nice touch!</em></p>
<p><strong>Via Laura S.</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/laura-s-weagle-pumpkin.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-24217" style="border: solid 1px #000;" title="laura-s-weagle-pumpkin" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/laura-s-weagle-pumpkin.jpg" alt="" width="607" /></a></p>
<p><em>Haha. It looks like the pumpkin has newspaper shoes! I&#8217;m immature. Thanks, Laura. Ignore me.</em></p>
<p><strong>Via Emily J.</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/emily-j-weagle-pumpkin.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-24208" style="border: solid 1px #000;" title="emily-j-weagle-pumpkin" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/emily-j-weagle-pumpkin.jpg" alt="" width="607" /></a></p>
<p><strong>Via Michelle P.</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/michelle-p-caps-pumpkin.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-24163" style="border: solid 1px #000;" title="michelle-p-caps-pumpkin" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/michelle-p-caps-pumpkin.jpg" alt="" width="607" /></a></p>
<p><strong>Via Allison C.</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/allison-c-weagle-pumpkin.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-24181" style="border: solid 1px #000;" title="allison-c-weagle-pumpkin" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/allison-c-weagle-pumpkin.jpg" alt="" width="607" /></a></p>
<p><strong>Via Scott M.</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/scott-m-weagle-pumpkin.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-24183" style="border: solid 1px #000;" title="scott-m-weagle-pumpkin" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/scott-m-weagle-pumpkin.jpg" alt="" width="607" /></a></p>
<p><strong>Via Scott W.</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/scott-w-weagle-pumpkin.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-24210 alignnone" style="border: solid 1px #000;" title="scott-w-weagle-pumpkin" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/scott-w-weagle-pumpkin.jpg" alt="" width="607" height="455" /></a></p>
<p><strong>Via Brad P. (@<a href="http://twitter.com/StopTheHats" target="_blank">StopTheHats</a>)</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/brad-p-weagle-pumpkin.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-24196" style="border: solid 1px #000;" title="brad-p-weagle-pumpkin" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/brad-p-weagle-pumpkin.jpg" alt="" width="607" /></a></p>
<p><strong>Via Brendon D.</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/brendon-d.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-24200" style="border: solid 1px #000;" title="brendon-d" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/brendon-d.jpg" alt="" width="607" /></a></p>
<p><strong>Via an Anonymous reader</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/rock-the-red-pumpkin.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-24151" style="border: solid 1px #000;" title="rock-the-red-pumpkin" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/rock-the-red-pumpkin.jpg" alt="" width="607" /></a></p>
<p><strong>And we can&#8217;t forget Hershey. Here&#8217;s <a href="http://www.sweetesthockeyonearth.com/" target="_blank">SHOE</a>&#8216;s own Brian Mills and his Bears-0-lantern.</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/brian-mills-hershey-bears-pumpkin.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-24209 alignnone" style="border: solid 1px #000;" title="brian-mills-hershey-bears-pumpkin" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/brian-mills-hershey-bears-pumpkin.jpg" alt="" width="405" height="585" /></a></p>
<p>Which ones did you like the best? Let us know in the comments, and thanks to everyone who shared your pumpkins.</p>
 
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		<title>Semyon Frankensteinmov wants to wish you a Happy Halloween!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Oct 2010 23:02:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ian Oland</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[S/T to Sara Bae for another masterpiece.]]></description>
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<p><em>S/T to <a href="http://twitter.com/hahahahbutt122" target="_blank">Sara Bae</a> for <a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2010/04/02/pretty-much-the-best-caps-art-ever/">another masterpiece</a>.</em></p>
 
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		<title>Behold: The Ovechkin-o-Lantern!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Oct 2010 15:42:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ian Oland</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[People don&#8217;t understand the true meaning of Halloween. It&#8217;s not about collecting candy or doing keg stands at Peter&#8217;s house; it&#8217;s about scaring the living bejesus out of children. Knowing this, RMNB reader Mandy expertly extched Ovi&#8217;s cretinous countrenance into a pumpkin, and we couldn&#8217;t be prouder. There&#8217;s nothing scarier than an angry, 235 lbs. [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>People don&#8217;t understand the true meaning of Halloween. It&#8217;s not about collecting candy or doing keg stands at Peter&#8217;s house; it&#8217;s about scaring the living bejesus out of children. Knowing this, RMNB reader Mandy expertly extched Ovi&#8217;s cretinous countrenance into a pumpkin, and we couldn&#8217;t be prouder. There&#8217;s nothing scarier than an angry, 235 lbs. Russian with fiery eyes and the will to <em>break you</em>. </p>
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<p class='bbpTweet'>Caps won! I got inspired.  Please don&#8217;t sue me @<a class="tweet-url username" href="http://twitter.com/russianmachine" rel="nofollow">russianmachine</a> lol.  <a href="http://twitpic.com/31h0kx" rel="nofollow">http://twitpic.com/31h0kx</a><span class='timestamp'><a title='Thu Oct 28 03:21:41 +0000 2010' href='http://twitter.com/stat19/status/28953983480'>less than a minute ago</a> via <a href="http://mobile.twitter.com" rel="nofollow">Twitter for Android</a></span><span class='metadata'><span class='author'><a href='http://twitter.com/stat19'><img src='http://s.twimg.com/a/1287010001/images/default_profile_4_normal.png' /></a><strong><a href='http://twitter.com/stat19'>mandy </a></strong><br/>stat19</span></span></p>
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<p><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/rmnb-carved-pumpkin.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-9489" style="border: solid 1px #00204d" title="Ovechkin-o-Latern" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/rmnb-carved-pumpkin.jpg" alt="Ovechkin-o-Latern" width="607" /></a></p>
<p>Um, Mandy? <!-- http://twitter.com/stat19/status/28954032901 --><br />
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<p class='bbpTweet'>Here&#8217;s with the lights off <a href="http://twitpic.com/31h130" rel="nofollow">http://twitpic.com/31h130</a><span class='timestamp'><a title='Thu Oct 28 03:22:23 +0000 2010' href='http://twitter.com/stat19/status/28954032901'>less than a minute ago</a> via <a href="http://mobile.twitter.com" rel="nofollow">Twitter for Android</a></span><span class='metadata'><span class='author'><a href='http://twitter.com/stat19'><img src='http://s.twimg.com/a/1287010001/images/default_profile_4_normal.png' /></a><strong><a href='http://twitter.com/stat19'>mandy </a></strong><br/>stat19</span></span></p>
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<p>I assure you: <strong>we will not sue</strong>.</p>
<p>In fact, you get your own post on RMNB.  Thank so much! And to the rest of you: where&#8217;s your hockey/Halloween spirit???</p>
 
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