Russian Machine Never Breaks » Hartford Whalers http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com A cheerfully demented Washington Capitals site with a healthy fixation on Alex Ovechkin and his Russian bros. CRASH THE NET! Sat, 18 May 2013 20:48:34 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 Michael Nylander’s $4 Million Can Buy You… http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2009/12/15/what-can-nylanders-4-million-buy-you/ http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2009/12/15/what-can-nylanders-4-million-buy-you/#comments Tue, 15 Dec 2009 06:01:50 +0000 Russian Machine Never Breaks http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/?p=86
  • 10 Major League Baseball players making the league minimum.
  • 66,796 copies of EA Sport’s NHL 2010 video game for XBox.
  • 666,666 copies of an autographed 8×10 photo of Nylander in a Hartford Whalers uniform (currently retailing for $6 on eBay).
  • 133,333 tickets to the Eagle Bank Bowl in Washington featuring UCLA vs. Temple (cheapest ticket is retailing for $30 on Stubhub.com).
  • 100 print sports reporters to cover the Washington Capitals (assuming the writers are making $40,000, a real stretch)
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