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	<title>Russian Machine Never Breaks &#187; iPad</title>
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		<title>EXCLUSIVE: Alan May has an iPad</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Oct 2010 23:29:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Peter Hassett</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hmm, what is that? Enhance quadrant J-7. By Crom! Alan May has an iPad. This raises a few questions: Most importantly, has he bookmarked RMNB? Did Nicky Backstrom buy it? What apps does he have? Is he playing Angry Birds during commercial breaks? Does he have Words With Friends? (If so, please challenge username peterhassett [...]]]></description>
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<p>Hmm, what is that? <a class="vt-p" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vxq9yj2pVWk" target="_blank">Enhance quadrant J-7</a>.</p>
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<p>By Crom! <strong>Alan May</strong> has an iPad.</p>
<p>This raises a few questions:</p>
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<li>Most importantly, has he bookmarked RMNB?</li>
<li><a class="vt-p" href="http://dumpnchase.com/?p=312" target="_blank">Did Nicky Backstrom buy it</a>?</li>
<li>What apps does he have?</li>
<li>Is he playing Angry Birds during commercial breaks?</li>
<li>Does he have Words With Friends? (If so, please challenge username <em>peterhassett </em>to a brawl.)</li>
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<p>Still: check out May getting all tech-savvy. He&#8217;s on <a target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/MayHockeyCSN">Twitter now</a>, <a target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/MayHockeyCSN/status/27969878829">@mentioning himself in almost every tweet</a>, and <a target="_blank" href="http://www.csnwashington.com/pages/alan_may">blogging a righteously bloggy blog for CSN</a>. Next thing you know, he&#8217;ll join a World of Warcraft guild, do some trolling on 4chan, and make some <em>Sad Keanu</em>&#8216;s for his tumblog.</p>
<p>Yeah, I know. Slow news day.</p>
 
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