Burakovsky at Team Sweden camp (Photo credit: Claes Hall/Skanskan Dagbladet).
Washington Capitals 2013 first-round pick Andre Burakovsky created a little bit of controversy before the World Juniors in his hometown of Malmo. In an interview to Skanskan Dagbladet’s Christer Cederlund, the shifty Swedish winger said that Tre Kronor is better than the annual favorites, Team Canada.
Here are Burakovsky’s quotes, as translated by friend-of-the-blog Jacob Ware:
Burakovsky: I know what the Canadians bring and when I look at what they have and what we have, I think we have a better team on paper. We will see how they play and how it goes for us.
Cederlund: What do Swedes do better than Canadians?
Burakovsky: Canada has a few “skill players” but the rest are just hard-hitting, grinding guys. We’re more well-rounded, more skill to go with physical play. We also have much better goaltenders.
Sick burn, Andre.
“If your beard won’t grow, you resort to other means. #Movember #Gunter” Translated by Jacob Ware.
Growing a manly mustache can be difficult if you’re an 18-year-old Swede. You’re not even through with the throes of puberty, and you’ve probably got blonde hair. Take it from a guy with experience: fair hair ≠ impressive manstache.
Washington Capitals first round pick Filip Forsberg and his best bud Jacob De La Rose are painfully aware of their facial hair shortcomings, so here’s their workaround for Movember. It involves felt!
Next time, take Nick Offerman’s advice and eat a raw onion instead:
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