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		<title>This or That: Tiger Woods or Phil Mickelson?</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Have any of you ever wanted to watch some of your favorite NHL players sweat it out on camera? Well if you have, then this &#8220;This or That&#8221; segment produced by Caps365 is for you. Almost the entire Caps roster is asked a simple question: Tiger Woods or Phil Mickelson? However, for some, this becomes [...]]]></description>
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<p>Have any of you ever wanted to watch some of your favorite NHL players sweat it out on camera? Well if you have, then this &#8220;This or That&#8221; segment produced by Caps365 is for you.  Almost the entire Caps roster is asked a simple question: Tiger Woods or Phil Mickelson?  However, for some, this becomes a question of: Does dominance on the playing field trump <a target="_blank" href="http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/slideshow/tiger-woods-mistresses-9293021">who you are as a person</a>?</p>
<p>The responses are hilarious.  A few of the guys respond in complete defiance (Varly), some blush (Alzner) and some respond in uncomfortable laughter (Laich).  </p>
<p>So who would you choose: Tiger or Phil? Whose answer did you like the best? And what is John Erskine so happy about?</p>
 
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