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		<title>RMNB Presents The NBC Bingo Card</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Apr 2012 14:31:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ana Hansen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Photo via: couchwarmers.blogspot.com We already know how lucky we are to have such a talented broadcast team &#8212; so talented that they have their own hockey cards. Never is this more apparent, though, than when we&#8217;re briefly stranded on an NHL on NBC broadcast instead &#8211; as we will be on Saturday for Game 2. [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/roenick-crying-607x453.jpg"><img src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/roenick-crying-607x453.jpg" alt="" title="roenick-crying" width="607" height="453" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-32359" style="border: solid 1px #000;" /></a></p>
<p><em>Photo via: <a href="http://couchwarmers.blogspot.com" target="_blank">couchwarmers.blogspot.com</a></em></p>
<p>We already know how lucky we are to have such a talented broadcast team &#8212; <a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2012/04/03/joe-beninatis-rookie-card/" target="_blank">so talented that they have their own hockey cards</a>. Never is this more apparent, though, than when we&#8217;re briefly stranded on an NHL on NBC broadcast instead &#8211; as we will be on Saturday for Game 2. With only sixteen teams still playing hockey, Caps games will be broadcast even more frequently on NBC, because nothing soothes frayed postseason nerves like a rambling OHL story from Pierre McGuire.</p>
<p>We&#8217;re all familiar with the <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/AndrewGordon10/status/190591984979816448" target="_blank">little</a> <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ir6dVw0frcE" target="_blank">quirks</a> that go along with watching one of these NBC broadcasts, but now instead of feeling your blood pressure rise, you can simply play our bingo game! </p>
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<p><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/nbc-bingo.jpg"><img src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/nbc-bingo-607x750.jpg" alt="" title="nbc-bingo" width="607" height="750" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-32589" /></a></p>
<p><em>Bingo card by Ian Oland.</em></p>
<p><strong>How It Works:</strong> Uh, like bingo. Whenever you hear an NBC commentator or talk personality use one of these phrases or do one of these things, mark it off on your bingo card! When you get a full row in any direction, including diagonally, you have a bingo. Mike Milbury is a free space. </p>
<p>Feel free to comment here or let us know at <a href="http://twitter.com/#!/russianmachine" target="_blank">@russianmachine</a> when you get a bingo! </p>
 
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