Russian Machine Never Breaks » Junior Mints http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com A cheerfully demented Washington Capitals site with a healthy fixation on Alex Ovechkin and his Russian bros. CRASH THE NET! Thu, 23 May 2013 15:38:46 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 RMNB Hearts Captain America! http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2011/07/21/captain-america/ http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2011/07/21/captain-america/#comments Thu, 21 Jul 2011 19:35:29 +0000 Peter Hassett http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/?p=20565 Fanboys, today is the day of days. Marvel Studios’ Captain America film will debut at midnight tonight. You know I’ll be there.

Sneaking some Junior Mints in my cargo shorts cause ain’t no way I’m paying $8.50 for Junior Mints.

Trailer!

But because the memory of the hockey season has not yet faded, we had to find some way to tie this back to the Washington Capitals. Can you guess what we came up with?

RACHEL COHEN FOR THE WIN!

Captain America John Carlson

And here’s your DVD extras.

John Carlson as Captain America

Art by Bryan Hitch from The Ultimates, Vol. II

ASSEMBLE!

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