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		<title>Filip Forsberg Does Gangnam Style Dance Again, Almost Injures Himself</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Oct 2012 14:05:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ian Oland</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[GIF by forsse90. We almost broke the internets when we published video of Caps first-round pick Filip Forsberg dancing to PSY&#8217;s &#8220;Gangnam Style&#8221; after a 6-0 blowout by Leksands IF. It appeared to be a once-in-a-blue-moon type of celebration &#8211; something I assumed the shy Forsberg would never do again. But since then, Leksands IF [...]]]></description>
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<p><em>GIF by <a href="http://forsse90.tumblr.com/post/34612816609/martin-janolhs-and-filip-forsberg-dance-to" target="_blank">forsse90</a>.</em></p>
<p>We almost broke the internets when we published video of Caps first-round pick <strong>Filip Forsberg</strong> <a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2012/10/22/filip-forsberg-dances-to-gangnam-style-after-6-0-win/" target="_blank">dancing to PSY&#8217;s &#8220;Gangnam Style&#8221; after a 6-0 blowout by Leksands IF</a>. It appeared to be a once-in-a-blue-moon type of celebration &#8211; something I assumed the shy Forsberg would never do again.</p>
<p>But since then, Leksands IF has scored six goals in three straight games, including a 6-1 mollywhopping of Anton Gustafsson&#8217;s Asplövenon on Friday. The win returned Leksands IF to the top of the Swedish Allsvenskan League.</p>
<p>And it brought Forsberg and teammate <strong>Martin Janolhs</strong> back to the dance floor for an encore performance.</p>
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<p><em>PSY&#8217;s &#8220;Gangnam Style&#8221; begins playing at 34 seconds. Forsberg begins dancing at 1:33.</em></p>
<p>This time, Forsberg kicks it up a notch, adding more showmanship and some razor-sharp footwork to the bit &#8212; because if there was one thing that last time lacked, it was the chance of a severed foot. The dance goes smoothly until Forsberg catches a rut in the carpet on his final hop, causing him to nearly head-butt a metal fan on the wall. Not sure how he&#8217;d explain that injury to George McPhee.</p>
<p>Hockey players are creatures of habit and superstition. 18-year-old Forsberg may now believe that <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HSWeSG04Wg&amp;feature=related" target="_blank">having an elaborate dance routine similar to the Funkasaurus</a> equals wins. While the lockout has crushed my soul, Filip Forsberg, you and your boy band dance moves are the only things that kept this from being the Worst October Ever.</p>
<p>Moar GIFs!</p>
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<p><em>GIFs by <a href="http://forsse90.tumblr.com/post/34612816609/martin-janolhs-and-filip-forsberg-dance-to" target="_blank">forsse90</a>.</em></p>
 
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		<title>Filip Forsberg Dances to Gangnam Style After 6-0 Win</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Oct 2012 14:08:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ian Oland</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[On Saturday, Filip Forsberg&#8216;s Leksands Idrottsförening delivered its biggest beatdown of the season defeating the Malmö Redhawks 6-0. Forsberg, who has been racking up points at a Gretzky-like pace, surprisingly didn&#8217;t get his name on the scoresheet, but he did deliver the most memorable moment of the day. Celebrating their victory in the locker room, [...]]]></description>
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<p>On Saturday, <strong>Filip Forsberg</strong>&#8216;s Leksands Idrottsförening delivered its biggest beatdown of the season defeating the Malmö Redhawks 6-0. Forsberg, <a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/tag/filip-forsberg/" target="_blank">who has been racking up points at a Gretzky-like pace</a>, surprisingly didn&#8217;t get his name on the scoresheet, but he did deliver the most memorable moment of the day.</p>
<p>Celebrating their victory in the locker room, Viasat cameras caught the players blasting PSY&#8217;s &#8220;<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0" target="_blank">Gangnam Style</a>.&#8221;</p>
<p>Forberg and teammate Martin Janolhs got up from the bench and perfectly executed the Gangnam Style dance. If you study this video as meticulously as I have, you&#8217;ll notice Forsberg has dance moves on par with JC Chasez in &#8220;<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQMlWwIXg3M" target="_blank">It&#8217;s Gonna Be Me</a>.&#8221;</p>
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<p>Dare I say this is better than <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHOVRhN5yTA" target="_blank">Bill Nye performing the dance</a>? Surely better than <a href="http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2012/10/21/3534964/mike-tolbert-jason-pierre-paul-panthers-redskins-gangnam-style-psy" target="_blank">the Giants busting it out on Sunday</a>.</p>
<p>Filip, when you come to DC, bring the dance moves.</p>
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<p><em>Created by @<a href="http://bohvechkin.tumblr.com/post/34105438344/filip-forsberg-and-jacob-de-la-rose-dance-to" target="_blank">broflacco</a></em></p>
<p><em>Thanks to <a href="http://hfboards.hockeysfuture.com/showpost.php?p=55141699&amp;postcount=147" target="_blank">HFBoard&#8217;s perry2perry for initially posting</a>.</em></p>
 
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