Russian Machine Never Breaks » Max Duchaine http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com A cheerfully demented Washington Capitals site with a healthy fixation on Alex Ovechkin and his Russian bros. CRASH THE NET! Tue, 21 May 2013 05:19:35 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 Alternate Cut of the Alex Ovechkin Suspension Video http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2012/01/24/alternate-cut-of-the-alex-ovechkin-suspension-video/ http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2012/01/24/alternate-cut-of-the-alex-ovechkin-suspension-video/#comments Tue, 24 Jan 2012 14:41:26 +0000 Peter Hassett http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/?p=27830

Our Russian spies have infiltrated NHLHQ and recovered this alternate cut of Brendan Shanahan‘s suspension video for Alex Ovechkin. This video, archived by RMNB contributor Max Duchaine, contains several revelations about Shanahan’s mental state.

What we find is a broken man at the edge of madness, hated by all, who retreats to a lonely room to watch teen dramas and weep quietly. Do not loathe this man. Pity him.

Thanks again, Max.

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