Habs beat Caps 4-3: Sacrebleu!

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Alright, everybody. Here it is: the garbage game. Caps vs Habs was an unflushed toilet of hockey for fifty minutes, then fun for ten, and then it was over and now we can move on. But please read this recap first.

So this game was unbearable for 25 minutes. The Canadiens struck three times (Gallagher, Galchenyuk, Flash) before the Capitals offense even woke up, spurred by Jason Chimera and Marcus Johansson’s net-front effort to put the Caps on the board. Before the second intermission the Habs scored yet again, Galchenyuk’s second of the night.

The Caps rallied in the third. Dmitry Orlov scored a top-shelf wrister with seven minutes left, and Andre Burakovsky threaded the needle in the final three. Exciting finish to a stinker.

Habs beat Caps 4-3. 

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Caps vs Canadiens Pregame: Historicity


The Capitals’ historical, magical, cinnamon-roll-tastic regular-season continues as we approach the trade deadline. The Caps got an early start on their deadline moves by picking up Mike Weber from the Buffalo Sabres last night. Weber, probably a spare part for a hopefully long playoff run, won’t see action tonight; he’s on baby watch. In the meantime, the Habs are in town, primed to give the Capitals their 45th win of the season.

Game’s 7 PM on CSN unless you’re at Verizon Center, in which case it’ll be right in front of you. I’ll be doing your in-game coverage and recap duty, and I’m a bit under the weather today, so please be gentle with me.

Team Record Possession PDO Power Play Penalty Kill
Washington Capitals 44-10-4 51.9% 102.0 23.2% (1st) 84.8% (4th)
Montreal Canadiens 28-27-5 52.6% 99.0 18.3% (16th) 83.4% (6th)

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GIF Recap: Caps Win Seventh Straight Game


Photo: Maddie Meyer

The Capitals won their seventh straight game on Saturday night beating the Montreal Canadiens 3-1. Nate Schmidt recorded his first career multi-point game with two assists, as Evgeny Kuznetsov, Jay Beagle and Jason Chimera scored for the Caps.

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The Capitals have the best record in the National Hockey League. They are playing their most impressive hockey in years. On Saturday, after not skating for four days during the Christmas break, the Capitals pounced on the hobbled Montreal Canadians for their seventh straight victory, with Evgeny Kuznetsov, Jay Beagle, and Jason Chimera providing the scoring.

“I think it’s huge for us,” defenseman Nate Schmidt said. “I think with this team, we showed tonight, we don’t need everybody going. We have secondary scoring. It takes a lot of the pressure off some our top guys.”

One of those top guys, in fact, is Schmidt. Since Brooks Orpik went down with a lower body injury in early November, Schmidt has been called on to play on the top defensive pairing with John Carlson, one of the team’s stalwarts for the past five seasons. Against the Canadians, Schmidt tallied two assists, tying his career high in points and helpers.

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Winning Pretty: Caps Top Habs 3-1


Photo: Maddie Meyer

Ah, where were we? Yes, hockey! It’s like ballet on ice. You get the idea. Facing off against the Montreal Canadiens in their first game since Monday, the Washington Capitals got the jump early, showing no ill effects — but maybe a slight tan — from their Christmas break.

They pressed Habs netminder Mike Condon — minding the cage because Carey Price is out with a Michal Neuvirth — early, converting 6:45 into the game when Evgeny Kuznetsov redirected Nate “Heart Eyes Emoji” Schmidt’s slapper from the high slot.

In the second, the Caps jumped back on the board when Jay Beagle fired a rifle from the near circle on a three-on-four after an excellent setup by Tom Wilson. Montreal cut the lead in half on the next shift, as Washington’s second line repeated failed to clear the defensive zone. Eventually, Daniel Carr popped in the rebound off Andrei Markov’s wrister from the faceoff dot. The Caps continued to shower Condon in pucks, but the Canadiens reserve netminder held strong as Washington took a one goal lead into the final 20.

In the third, Jason Chimera picked up a loose puck, shot forehand, and flew one-legged toward victory. Caps top Habs 3-1!

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Caps vs Canadiens Pregame: The Curse of the Sasha


Photo: Bruce Bennett

After no games for three days, the NHL is back. Whether you celebrated Christmas with your family while jamming to 101.9’s commercial free Christmas music or Christmas isn’t your holiday, it’s time to get back on the horse. Everyone ready?

The Canadiens are 1-9-0 in their past 10 games and are clinging to the Atlantic Division lead. The Curse of the Bambino has nothing on the Curse of the Sasha.

Our main homies over on CSN have the call at 7 PM.

Team Record Possession PDO Power Play Penalty Kill
Washington Capitals 25-6-2 51.0% 102.0 25.7% 84.7%
Montreal Canadiens 20-13-3 53.9% 99.4 19.5% 84.9%

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Caps beat Canadiens 3-2: We Have a Holtby


There’s a scene in Marvel’s Avengers where Iron Man and Loki are talking trash before the big fight. Iron Man plays his trump card, “we have a Hulk,” and then a long, exciting action sequence follows. The Capitals’ performance in Montreal on Thursday would be a bit like that if, instead of fighting for their lives, the Avengers just sorta chilled out and made their “Hulk” do all the work.

Tom Wilson scored on his first shift, a decent snipe after Brooks Laich did work along the boards. The Canadiens tied the game in the second with Lars Eller’s stuff-in goal, but the Caps took a lead to the second intermission thanks to TJ Oshie, ostensibly. The Habs tied it again early in the third with a shorthanded goal by Brian Flynn, but Oshie again restored the lead by being only barely involved in Karl Alzner’s long bomb.

Caps beat Habs 3-2. Seriously, they won that. I don’t know how. The six-game win streak continues!

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Caps at Canadiens Pregame: Aaaaaand We’re Back


Photo: Susan Walsh/AP


So, there’s, like, a hockey game tonight in Montreal between two teams who are near the top of the standings in the best league on the planet Earth. One team will wear a dark sweater, the other a light sweater. They’ll skate up and down the ice trying to put the black disc thing into the net thing. Whoever does this more often over at least 60 minutes of hockeying with be considered the better hockeyers for that night and be rewarded with two points in the standings.

Some players will do things well and people will be pleased. Some players will do things badly and people will be outraged in a disproportionate manner, probably in 140 characters or less.

Team Record Possession PDO Power Play Penalty Kill
Washington Capitals 17-5-1 53.5% 101.0 26.8% 83.3%
Montreal Canadiens 19-4-3 53.3% 102.1 23.9% 86.4%

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Alex Semin Scores First Goal With Montreal Canadiens


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Over the summer, former Capitals Alex Semin was bought out by the Carolina Hurricanes, two seasons after signing a five-year, $35 million extension. Carolina Hurricanes President Don Waddell said that Semin “didn’t buy into the culture” of the team. Shortly after, the Russian forward signed a one-year deal with the Montreal Canadiens.

The Canadiens are off to a hot start, winning their first 7 games (a tie for club record). That streak continued on Tuesday with the help of Semin, who scored his first goal in a Montreal uniform.

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No O, Only Ovechkin: Caps beat Habs 5-4 (SO)


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What’s that thing called? That thing when you have the puck and then you shoot it at the other team’s net? It’s a word that’s like “trying to score” except it’s one word instead of three, and I think Canadians pronounce it wrong.

Whatever it was, it was missing in Montreal for most of Thursday night. The Capitals played a lot of defense, but less so of the other thing until they had surrendered the lead. Then Alex Ovechkin did his thing: spat in the dirt, said nyet, and made this a goddamn game.

Enjoy this one.

It was the Canadiens who scored first, with Jeff Petry beating Braden Holtby after a penalty expired early in the second period. Joel Ward struck back with a lovely rush goal on an odd-man rush, and then Alex Ovechkin broke Peter Bondra’s all-time scoring lead with an Ovi shot from the Ovi spot.  The Canadiens instantly returned fire with goals by Tom Gilbert and Lars Eller– thanks to bad defense and badder bounces, respectively.

The Caps earned a power play in the third, and Alex Ovechkin converted it to tie the game with nine minutes remaining. John Carlson unleashed a bomb from another power-play, maybe tipped by Joel Ward, to give the Caps a late lead. With Curtis Glencross in the box for a silly penalty, PK Subban scored a gorgeous game-tying goal to force overtime

Shootout bullets!

  • Galchenyuk did not put the biscuit in the basket.
  • Kuznetsov did not put the biscuit in the basket. Stupid post.
  • Desharnais did not put the biscuit in the basket.
  • Backstrom did not put the biscuit in the basket.
  • Parenteau did not put the biscuit in the basket. Flashy glove save.
  • Ovechkin did not put the biscuit in the basket. Hart showdown.
  • Patches did not put the biscuit in the basket. Diving save by Braden.

Caps beat Habs 5-4 in le shootout.

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