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		<title>Affiliation Between Alex Ovechkin and Mr. Big Bar Lives On Through New Contest</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Oct 2012 02:37:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ian Oland</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We all remember last summer&#8217;s extinction-level crisis known as Fat-Gate, but if we think back hard enough, there were some good moments too. Like the time when Alex Ovechkin signed on to be the new spokesman for Cadbury&#8217;s Mr. Big Bar. In a series of wacky commercials, the Russian machine demystified the legend that is Alexander [...]]]></description>
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<p>We all remember last summer&#8217;s extinction-level crisis known as <em><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2011/09/02/a-timeline-of-alex-ovechkins-summer/" target="_blank">Fat-Gate</a>, </em>but if we think back hard enough, there were <a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2011/07/04/jeff-schultz-participates-in-4th-of-july-festivities-at-national-archives/" target="_blank">some good moments too</a>. Like the time when <strong>Alex Ovechkin</strong> <a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2011/07/29/alex-ovechkin-lends-his-likeness-to-a-canadian-candy-bar/" target="_blank">signed on to be the new spokesman for Cadbury&#8217;s Mr. Big Bar</a>.</p>
<p>In a series of wacky commercials, the Russian machine demystified the legend that is Alexander Mikhaylovich Ovechkin and <a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2011/09/09/video-alex-ovechkins-new-mr-big-commercial/" target="_blank">showed us all how to “Be big deal like me!”</a> <a href="http://alexovetjkin.blogspot.com/2011/08/win-3-night-trip-to-dc-to-hang-out-with.html" target="_blank">As part of a contest</a>, Ovechkin made the impossible possible and suffered through a dinner with common folk. Aw, <a href="https://twitter.com/i/#!/ovi8/media/slideshow?url=pic.twitter.com%2Fs1HRiBVA" target="_blank">look how happy those two are</a>.</p>
<p>Good news, you guys. Mr. Big Bar <a href="https://www.facebook.com/MrBig" target="_blank">announced Thursday on their Facebook page</a> that the contest lives on. This year, one lucky winner will have a chance to meet The Great Eight in one of these four cities: New York City, Washington DC, Los Angeles, and Chicago. All you need to do to enter is <a href="https://www.facebook.com/MrBig" target="_blank">like Mr. Big&#8217;s fan page</a> (<a href="http://www.facebook.com/russianmachineneverbreaks" target="_blank">like ours too while you&#8217;re at it</a>) and then <a href="https://www.facebook.com/MrBig/app_166290876841890" target="_blank">enter the UPC of a Mr. Big Bar here</a>. The contest page looks like this:</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/ovechkin-contest.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-large wp-image-39587" title="Alex Ovechkin Mr. Big Bar Contest" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/ovechkin-contest-607x720.jpg" alt="" width="607" height="720" /></a></p>
<p>Hmm, who does that outfit remind me of&#8230;</p>
<p><iframe src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/LZ8ce4Jdp-Y?rel=0" frameborder="0" width="607" height="455"></iframe></p>
<p><em>(Go to the 30-second mark.) Oh, right.</em></p>
<p>Mr. Big Bars are still only sold in Canada. Still, everybody <a href="https://twitter.com/karlalzner" target="_blank">contact your one Canadian friend on Twitter</a> and offer them your life savings for a giant box of Mr. Big Bars.</p>
<p>Sure, we&#8217;re in a recession and the dollar is weak and you could probably meet Ovechkin at Kettler as soon as the lockout ends, but dinner with the guy? That would be great. I bet he probably <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygQvB6OjHOU" target="_blank">says awesome things like this</a>.</p>
 
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