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	<title>Russian Machine Never Breaks &#187; NBC</title>
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		<title>RMNB Presents The NBC Bingo Card</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2012/04/13/rmnb-presents-the-nbc-bingo-card/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Apr 2012 14:31:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ana Hansen</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Ed Olczyk]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Photo via: couchwarmers.blogspot.com We already know how lucky we are to have such a talented broadcast team &#8212; so talented that they have their own hockey cards. Never is this more apparent, though, than when we&#8217;re briefly stranded on an NHL on NBC broadcast instead &#8211; as we will be on Saturday for Game 2. [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/roenick-crying-607x453.jpg"><img src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/roenick-crying-607x453.jpg" alt="" title="roenick-crying" width="607" height="453" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-32359" style="border: solid 1px #000;" /></a></p>
<p><em>Photo via: <a href="http://couchwarmers.blogspot.com" target="_blank">couchwarmers.blogspot.com</a></em></p>
<p>We already know how lucky we are to have such a talented broadcast team &#8212; <a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2012/04/03/joe-beninatis-rookie-card/" target="_blank">so talented that they have their own hockey cards</a>. Never is this more apparent, though, than when we&#8217;re briefly stranded on an NHL on NBC broadcast instead &#8211; as we will be on Saturday for Game 2. With only sixteen teams still playing hockey, Caps games will be broadcast even more frequently on NBC, because nothing soothes frayed postseason nerves like a rambling OHL story from Pierre McGuire.</p>
<p>We&#8217;re all familiar with the <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/AndrewGordon10/status/190591984979816448" target="_blank">little</a> <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ir6dVw0frcE" target="_blank">quirks</a> that go along with watching one of these NBC broadcasts, but now instead of feeling your blood pressure rise, you can simply play our bingo game! </p>
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<p><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/nbc-bingo.jpg"><img src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/nbc-bingo-607x750.jpg" alt="" title="nbc-bingo" width="607" height="750" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-32589" /></a></p>
<p><em>Bingo card by Ian Oland.</em></p>
<p><strong>How It Works:</strong> Uh, like bingo. Whenever you hear an NBC commentator or talk personality use one of these phrases or do one of these things, mark it off on your bingo card! When you get a full row in any direction, including diagonally, you have a bingo. Mike Milbury is a free space. </p>
<p>Feel free to comment here or let us know at <a href="http://twitter.com/#!/russianmachine" target="_blank">@russianmachine</a> when you get a bingo! </p>
 
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		<title>Nate Ewell: &#8220;Sunday’s Game Remains as Scheduled&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2010/02/06/nate-ewell-sunday%e2%80%99s-game-remains-as-scheduled/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2010 03:30:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ian Oland</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Pittsburgh Penguins]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Snowpacolypse 2010]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Per a Capitals press release: &#8220;As of 10 p.m. ET Saturday, the Washington Capitals vs. Pittsburgh Penguins game scheduled for 12 p.m. on Sunday, Feb. 7, at Verizon Center remains as scheduled. The Penguins are en route to Washington, D.C., and are expected to arrive tonight.&#8221; We here at RMNB have also been observing the [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Per a Capitals press release: &#8220;As of 10 p.m. ET Saturday, the <strong>Washington Capitals</strong> vs. <strong>Pittsburgh Penguins</strong> game scheduled for 12 p.m. on Sunday, Feb. 7, at Verizon Center remains as scheduled. The Penguins are en route to Washington, D.C., and are expected to arrive tonight.&#8221;</p>
<p>We here at RMNB have also been observing the Penguins travel plans throughout the day, and it&#8217;s been brutal (Thanks for the heads up from <a target="_blank" href="http://www.twitter.com/onfrozenblog">On Frozen Blog</a>):</p>
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<li>The Penguins flew out of Montreal earlier today and arrived at the closest airport around DC, which was located in Newark, New Jersey</li>
<li>The Penguins then took a bus out of Newark and are set to arrive at a DC hotel at 1:30am</li>
<li>They are then scheduled at 9:30am to take a bus from their hotel to the Phone Booth for tomorrow&#8217;s game.</li>
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<p>For the fans who are going to try to travel on the terrible roads tomorrow and try and make it to the game, please be very careful. Drive safe. Drive slow. For everyone out there who doesn&#8217;t have electricity, we here at RMNB feel terribly for you and hope power is restored soon.  We admire both teams resolve to get the game in tomorrow, and the fans/media members we&#8217;ve observed so far who are still gonna try and make it.  One such example is friend of the blog, <strong>Dan Steinberg</strong>, who is <a target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/dcsportsbog/status/8749167855">considering walking 3 miles to his nearest Metro</a> to cover the game. </p>
<p>Finally our deepest condolences are extended to JP of <a href="http://www.japersrink.com">Japers&#8217; Rink</a> and his <a target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/JapersRink/status/8738980805">potentially lost computer</a>.  His power went out earlier today, and he can only load his operating system via safe mode when the power&#8217;s actually on.    Though this is what happens when you don&#8217;t own a MAC, JP we seriously hope you get it up and running 100% soon. </p>
<p>Everyone stay safe and warm.</p>
 
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		<title>What Should The NHL Do with the Caps/Pens Game?</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2010/02/06/what-should-the-nhl-do-with-the-capspens-game/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2010 01:57:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ian Oland</dc:creator>
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