Russian Machine Never Breaks » OatesFace http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com A cheerfully demented Washington Capitals site with a healthy fixation on Alex Ovechkin and his Russian bros. CRASH THE NET! Thu, 23 May 2013 15:38:46 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 The Washington Capitals Are Dead Last in the NHL http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2013/02/06/the-washington-capitals-are-dead-last-in-the-nhl/ http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2013/02/06/the-washington-capitals-are-dead-last-in-the-nhl/#comments Wed, 06 Feb 2013 14:59:23 +0000 Ian Oland http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/?p=43896 Sigh

Photo credit: @CapsBN92

This morning, I woke up, checked the NHL standings, and looked thirstily at a bottle of rubbing alcohol. The Washington Capitals are in last place. That’s 30th out of 30. They have fewer points than the Carolina Hurricanes, whose general manager recently said Alex Semin’s “been a very good player for us.” [gutpunch] They have fewer points than the Calgary Flames, despite playing three more games. [sigh] They even have fewer points than the Columbus Blue Jackets, who were the worst team in the league last year by nine points and they don’t have Rick Nash anymore. [tears]

This might explain why #OatesFace returned last night.

#OatesFace Version 2.0

Photo credit: Greg Fiume

Someone please say something to cheer me up.

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