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	<title>Russian Machine Never Breaks &#187; Olympics</title>
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		<title>Alex Ovechkin to Carry Torch at Sochi Olympics, Drink Corn Syrup</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2013 17:50:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Peter Hassett</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sean Leahy at Puck Daddy brings news that Washington&#8217;s Alex Ovechkin will be a torchbearer at the Sochi 2014 Olympics. This not-all-that-surprising news comes to us by way of a Russian Coke commercial, dutifully translated below. Ovechkin seems primed to have a prominent role in the Sochi Olympics. I feel like we need to staff [...]]]></description>
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<p><a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck-daddy/alex-ovechkin-sochi-2014-olympics-torchbearer-video-152857435--nhl.html;_ylt=AjpC223rc2RzVC1zEHsQKMeRbcp_;_ylu=X3oDMTE4NWRia245BG1pdANCbG9ncyBJbmRleARwb3MDMQRzZWMDTWVkaWFCbG9nSW5kZXg-;_ylg=X3oDMTFpMm9iMzh1BGludGwDdXMEbGFuZwNlbi11cwRwc3RhaWQDBHBzdGNhdANibG9nBHB0A3NlY3Rpb25z;_ylv=3" target="_blank">Sean Leahy at Puck Daddy brings news</a> that Washington&#8217;s <strong>Alex Ovechkin</strong> will be a <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck-daddy/alex-ovechkin-sochi-2014-olympics-torchbearer-video-152857435--nhl.html;_ylt=AjpC223rc2RzVC1zEHsQKMeRbcp_;_ylu=X3oDMTE4NWRia245BG1pdANCbG9ncyBJbmRleARwb3MDMQRzZWMDTWVkaWFCbG9nSW5kZXg-;_ylg=X3oDMTFpMm9iMzh1BGludGwDdXMEbGFuZwNlbi11cwRwc3RhaWQDBHBzdGNhdANibG9nBHB0A3NlY3Rpb25z;_ylv=3" target="_blank">torchbearer at the Sochi 2014 Olympics</a>. This not-all-that-surprising news comes to us by way of a Russian Coke commercial, dutifully translated below.</p>
<p>Ovechkin seems primed to have a prominent role in the Sochi Olympics. I feel like we need to staff up the blog to get ready.</p>
<p>Igor&#8217;s translation of the video, along with a billion other Coke/Ovi/Olympic videos, are below.</p>
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<h2 class="ihatepeter">Translation</h2>
<p>[Ovi sits down next to the boy]</p>
<p>Ovi: Are you worried? Everything will be &#8220;super&#8221;!</p>
<p>[Banner: Vlad Novitsky: participates in charity performances for children. Earned the right to carry the Olympic torch.]</p>
<p>[Vlad carries the torch, then lights up Ovi's; Ovi looks nervous]</p>
<p>Vlad: Are you worried? Everything will be &#8220;super&#8221;!</p>
<p>[Banner: Alexander Ovechkin: supports clubs for children. Earned the right to carry the Olympic torch.]</p>
<p>Voice: Do you make the world around yourself better? Enter your name on CocaCola.ru to carry the Olympic torch!</p>
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<p><em>Translation by Igor Kleyner.</em></p>
 
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		<title>Wednesday Webhits: Who&#8217;s Going To Bring Home The Gold?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 01:10:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Russian Machine Never Breaks</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s Wednesday, so it&#8217;s time for another Wednesday Webhits! The big topic of the week is obviously the Winter Olympics, and Puck Prospectus has given us a nice break-down of the top four Olympic hockey teams from a statistical perspective. And don&#8217;t worry, this post is not all about international competition, as we also take [...]]]></description>
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<p>It&#8217;s Wednesday, so it&#8217;s time for another Wednesday Webhits! The big topic of the week is obviously the<strong> Winter Olympics</strong>, and Puck Prospectus has given us a nice break-down of the top four Olympic hockey teams from a statistical perspective. And don&#8217;t worry, this post is not all about international competition, as we also take a look at the top scoring blue lines in the NHL, the top individual scorers (naturally with a healthy Washington presence), and &#8211; in a follow-up to a link from last week &#8211; what the optimal shift length should be. (Take note Sashas)</p>
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<hr /><strong>Puck Prospectus: 2010 Winter Olympics Preview</strong></p>
<p><strong>United States</strong>: 4th Place &#8211; <a href="http://www.puckprospectus.com/article.php?articleid=460">http://www.puckprospectus.com/article.php?articleid=460</a></p>
<p>&#8220;The United States is a dark horse. In terms of talent they are a cut below Canada, Russia and Sweden, but if they play as a unit and get outstanding goaltending they are a candidate to muscle their way into top three finish. It’s been 30 years since Lake Placid, and while an American gold medal wouldn’t exactly be quite as unexpected as it was then, it still would be a minor miracle for this edition of Team USA to come out on top. If that script does play out, expect Ryan Miller to fill the Jim Craig role as the goalie who was largely responsible for backstopping the team to an upset victory. In all likelihood, however, the Americans will simply be outgunned when they run into one of Russia, Canada or Sweden in the medal round.&#8221;</p>
<p><strong>Sweden</strong>: Bronze Medal &#8211; <a href="http://www.puckprospectus.com/article.php?articleid=461">http://www.puckprospectus.com/article.php?articleid=461</a></p>
<p>&#8220;According to the GVT projections, Puck Prospectus has predicted a bronze medal for the Swedish Olympic team. That is probably a safe bet, but it would not be surprising in the least to see the triple-crown in the gold medal game once again. Let’s put it this way: The Swedes have a better chance of finishing above the third place prediction than below it.&#8221;</p>
<p><strong>Canada</strong>: Silver Medal &#8211; <a href="http://www.puckprospectus.com/article.php?articleid=462">http://www.puckprospectus.com/article.php?articleid=462</a></p>
<p>&#8220;After looking up and down this Olympic roster, you can see that Canada has no real weaknesses. They have two #1 goalies that are among the best in the business, the best blue line of any team with only Sweden coming close and forwards that match up favorably against every team except Russia’s. They must be considered co-favorites, along with the Russians, to reach the finals. Anything else will be a day of mourning in Canada.&#8221;</p>
<p><strong>Russia</strong>: Gold Medal &#8211; <a href="http://www.puckprospectus.com/article.php?articleid=463">http://www.puckprospectus.com/article.php?articleid=463</a></p>
<p>&#8220;Team Russia has the best offense hands down, and that&#8217;s the major reason why they&#8217;re statistically the favorites to win Gold. The key to upsetting Team Russia is to take advantage of their suspect defense, which we&#8217;ve calculated as just barely edging out Team Finland for 5th. Given the single-elimination nature of the Olympics it isn&#8217;t fair to expect that the Russians will automatically win Gold, but given their explosive offense and beatable defense, we can definitely expect some of the most exciting hockey we&#8217;ve seen in quite some time.&#8221;</p>
<hr /><strong><strong>The Leagues Top Scoring Blue Lines</strong></strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.fromtherink.com/2010/2/16/1311965/the-leagues-top-scoring-blue-lines" target="_blank">http://www.fromtherink.com/2010/2/16/1311965/the-leagues-top-scoring-blue-lines</a></p>
<p>&#8220;For starters, I did expect teams like the Capitals (league-best 247 goals for) and Sharks (second-best 204 goals for) to rank somewhere in the top five.  I didn&#8217;t expect a division leader like the Devils to finish dead last.&#8221;</p>
<p>Washington&#8217;s blue line &#8211; led by Mike Green &#8211; are 6th in goals, 5th in assists, and 5th in points.</p>
<hr /><strong><strong>NHL Mid-Season Statistics Leaders</strong></strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.behindthenethockey.com/2010/2/15/1310038/2010/2/15/1310038/nhl-mid-season-statistics-leaders" target="_blank">http://www.behindthenethockey.com/2010/2/15/1310038/2010/2/15/1310038/nhl-mid-season-statistics-leaders</a></p>
<p>I&#8217;m shocked &#8211; shocked! &#8211; that Alex Ovechkin is first in the NHL in points per 60 minutes of 5v5 ice team at 4.12. Only slightly less surprising are two more Capitals in the top 6, with Alex Semin at #5 (3.33 points) and Nicklas Backstrom at #6 (3.01 points).</p>
<hr /><strong><strong>Optimal Even-Strength Shift Length</strong></strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.behindthenethockey.com/2010/2/11/1305245/optimal-even-strength-shift-length" target="_blank">http://www.behindthenethockey.com/2010/2/11/1305245/optimal-even-strength-shift-length</a></p>
<p>&#8220;And indeed that is true of Corsi percentage &#8211; the percentage of total shots that are shots for:</p>
<p><a href="http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/291286/corsi_vs_time.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/291286/corsi_vs_time_medium.jpg" alt="Corsi_vs_time_medium" /></a> <br id="1265857386769" /></p>
<p>The small uptick for 0-6 seconds is from the attacking team&#8217;s defensemen jumping over the boards on an offensive rush.  The defending team had better not be changing when the puck is coming into its end!  At any rate, the break-even point is around 40 seconds, which is roughly the average even-strength shift length league-wide, and things fall apart after that.</p>
<p>By 70 seconds, only 40% of total shots are shots for.  To put that in perspective, only the absolute worst players in the NHL have shot totals at that level &#8211; 40% for, 60% against.  Staying on the ice even just a bit beyond a minute usually turns the average NHL player into a defensive catastrophe on the scale of Wade Belak.  Shifts like this are relatively rare, but most players seem to have one egregiously long one per game, with, as you can see above, mediocre results.&#8221;</p>
 
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		<title>Wednesday Webhits: The Frost King&#8217;s Best Links Of The Week</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jan 2010 23:40:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Russian Machine Never Breaks</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This week there&#8217;s one link in particular that should lead to some debate; whether the Capitals would be better off signing Nicklas Backstrom to a long term contract instead of Alex Semin. There&#8217;s also a bit on one Cap&#8217;s under-appreciated skill, which Olympic team has the highest paid players, how to go about building a [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This week there&#8217;s one link in particular that should lead to some debate; whether the Capitals would be better off signing Nicklas Backstrom to a long term contract instead of Alex Semin.</p>
<p>There&#8217;s also a bit on one Cap&#8217;s under-appreciated skill, which Olympic team has the highest paid players, how to go about building a team, and who the top fighters since the lockout are.</p>
<p>I should note that I don&#8217;t think fighting is a big deal in the grand scheme of things, but I do find it entertaining (when it&#8217;s done well).</p>
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<hr /><strong>More on Backstrom, Semin</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.puckprospectus.com/unfiltered/?p=90" target="_blank">http://www.puckprospectus.com/unfiltered/?p=90</a></p>
<p>&#8220;Hockey is a young man’s game, so there’s a big difference between signing a 21 year old Nicklas Backstrom and signing a 25 year old Alexander Semin. Take the top 20 skaters thus far this season by Goals Versus Threshold: their average age is only 25 years old while the oldest is Pavel Datsyuk at merely 30 years old. Signing Nicklas Backstrom (10.8 GVT, 12th in NHL) for multiple years during his peak makes more sense than signing injury-prone Alexander Semin (8.0 GVT, 29th in NHL) for multiple years at slightly past his peak. The Caps are set up for significant cap flexibility after next season: currently Alex Ovechkin and Mike Green are the only significant contracts on the books for 2011-12.&#8221;</p>
<p>Makes sense to me. Backstrom might not have Semin&#8217;s natural talent, but you&#8217;re not paying for perfect world hockey; you&#8217;re paying for actual expected production on the ice. And right now, it seems to me that Backstrom gives you more of it, especially relative to the price.</p>
<hr /><strong>Celebrating the Unsung &#8220;Best&#8217;s&#8221; and &#8220;Worst&#8217;s&#8221; of the Half-Year</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://bettmansnightmare.blogspot.com/2010/01/celebrating-unsung-bests-and-worsts-of.html" target="_blank">http://bettmansnightmare.blogspot.com/2010/01/celebrating-unsung-bests-and-worsts-of.html</a></p>
<p>Dave Steckel receives an honorable mention with his 61.5% face-off win percentage, just a tenth of a percent behind Paul Gaustad.</p>
<hr /><strong>Olympic Rosters: The Salary Cap Edition</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.fearthefin.com/2010/1/1/1229706/olympic-rosters-the-salary-cap#storyjump" target="_blank">http://www.fearthefin.com/2010/1/1/1229706/olympic-rosters-the-salary-cap#storyjump</a></p>
<p>Using payroll to judge the various Olympic teams&#8217; chances is an interesting exercise.</p>
<p>Canada&#8217;s cap number is about $128 M (for 23 players), which is far-and-away the highest mark.</p>
<p>Russia is at $66.4 M for just 14 players, and the US comes in at $85.2 M for 23 players.</p>
<p>Looks like the Canadian team is the odds-on favorite, especially playing on home ice.</p>
<hr /><strong>Dynasty Busted</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.mc79hockey.com/?p=3288#more-3288" target="_blank">http://www.mc79hockey.com/?p=3288#more-3288</a></p>
<p>The main article talks about the decline of the Detroit Red Wings and how that relates to the quality of their front office. The comments sections is an interesting read on paying big money for goalies, managing contracts, etc.</p>
<p>&#8220;We’re about halfway through the season right now, and the distribution of corsi Sv% looks identical to what would be expected by chance alone. I.e. &#8211; in even a sample size of half a year, there’s no discernible “skill” amongst the population of NHL goaltenders.</p>
<p>If I were an NHL GM, there’s no [cough] way I’d spend any kind of money on goaltending. I’d trust my scouts to pick me out a couple guys who belong to the population, and I’d pay them as little as possible.</p>
<p>I can’t understand why one would bet big money on something in which there is so much uncertainty and randomness wrt true equity or “edge”. To boot, if the equity exists it takes so much time to realize, that most of the utility is lost.&#8221;</p>
<p>It&#8217;s an interesting question. Having a couple young decent goaltenders on the cheap sounds pretty nice though.</p>
<hr /><strong>NHL Fighting and Chess Revisited</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.behindthenethockey.com/2010/1/4/1230232/nhl-fighting-and-chess-revisited" target="_blank">http://www.behindthenethockey.com/2010/1/4/1230232/nhl-fighting-and-chess-revisited</a></p>
<p>Former Capitals brawling aficionado Donald Brashear comes in as the fourth best fighter since the lockout, using the ELO rating system (like in chess) which looks at the quality of competition and not just wins/losses.</p>
 
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