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		<title>Allow Us to Spoil the New Variation to Matt Hendricks&#8217; Paralyzer Shootout Move</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jan 2013 03:07:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ian Oland</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[GIF by welshhockeyfan The book on Matt Hendricks&#8216; paralyzing shootout move is out. He skates up to the crease with speed, fakes a shot, and then goes to his backhand to deposit the puck into the net. Sometimes he would do the same thing, but stay on his forehand and shoot. Both moves are highly [...]]]></description>
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<p>The book on <strong>Matt Hendricks</strong>&#8216; <a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2012/03/16/matt-hendricks-the-capitals-unlikely-shootout-specialist/" target="_blank">paralyzing shootout move is out</a>. He skates up to the crease with speed, fakes a shot, and then goes to his backhand to deposit the puck into the net. Sometimes he would do the same thing, but <a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2012/03/29/matt-hendricks-embarrasses-tim-thomas-in-the-shootout/" target="_blank">stay on his forehand and shoot</a>. <a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2012/03/22/video-matt-hendricks-shootout-moves-paralyze-ilya-bryzgalov/" target="_blank">Both moves are highly effective</a>. So now everyone knows them.</p>
<p>On Monday, the second day of Caps training camp, Hendricks debuted a new wrinkle. As the wagon commits to a backhand shot, which many goaltenders would expect, Hendy dekes back to his forehand while in the crease.</p>
<p>Michal Neuvirth, who was prepared for the move, couldn&#8217;t stop it. He was so faked out he knocked the net off its moorings.</p>
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<p><em>Hendy&#8217;s move is at the 17-second mark.</em></p>
<p>Goaltenders for the other 29 teams: You might wanna study this. Hendy fans:  <a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2012/05/06/the-matt-hendricks-inspired-paralyzer-t-shirt/" target="_blank">Maybe buy some more t-shirts now?</a></p>
<p><em>Thanks to <a href="http://www.hockeyshopped.com/2013/01/14/hendricks-paralyzes-at-shootout-practice/" target="_blank">Hockeyshopped, who posted first</a>.</em></p>
 
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		<title>The Matt Hendricks Inspired &#8220;Paralyzer&#8221; T-Shirt</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 May 2012 21:17:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ana Hansen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As Caps fans, most of us were already aware that Matt Hendricks was awesome. Perhaps we were not aware until this season just how awesome he really was, but we&#8217;ve had our eyes opened one shootout stunner and monster playoffs shift at a time. As the games have gotten bigger, so has he. All-Star goaltenders [...]]]></description>
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<p>As Caps fans, most of us were already aware that <strong>Matt Hendricks</strong> was awesome. Perhaps we were not aware until this season just how awesome he really was, but we&#8217;ve had our eyes opened one shootout stunner and monster playoffs shift at a time. As the games have gotten bigger, so has he. All-Star goaltenders everywhere have come to fear him, and superstars brace themselves when they see him about to finish a check. </p>
<p>In honor of the nickname Craig Laughlin coined for Hendy earlier in the season &#8212; &#8220;The Paralyzer&#8221; &#8212; we present our new Minnesota license plate inspired t-shirt, lovingly designed by Ian Oland.  <a href="http://russianmachineneverbreaks.spreadshirt.com/-I11908948" target="_blank">You can check the shirts out in our t-shirt store here.</a> Also, shipping is free right now through May 8th when you place an order over $30. Just use the coupon code MOTHERSDAY12 at checkout. </p>
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<p>Now let&#8217;s enjoy some of Hendy&#8217;s greatest hits one more time.</p>
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<p>And make sure to check out RMNB tomorrow for some more Matt Hendricks love.</p>
 
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