Sidney Crosby vs. Alex Ovechkin is the overriding narrative for the Winter Classic. You just know Doc, J.R., Milbury, and weird old Pierre are going to beat this horse to death. You know HBO is going to dedicate an entire reel of film to it. You know Mike Wise is going to write something as provocative as it is empirically wrong about it. Even Maxim magazine is getting in on the action.
October’s issue — the one with [generic Hollywood ingenue wearing lingerie] on the cover– contains a Q&A with Pittsburgh’s superstar. Guess what they talk about: