Russian Machine Never Breaks » Pumpkin http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com A cheerfully demented Washington Capitals site with a healthy fixation on Alex Ovechkin and his Russian bros. CRASH THE NET! Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:45:08 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 Behold: The Ovechkin-o-Lantern! http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2010/10/29/behold-the-ovechkin-o-lantern/ http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2010/10/29/behold-the-ovechkin-o-lantern/#comments Fri, 29 Oct 2010 15:42:58 +0000 Ian Oland http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/?p=9488 People don’t understand the true meaning of Halloween. It’s not about collecting candy or doing keg stands at Peter’s house; it’s about scaring the living bejesus out of children. Knowing this, RMNB reader Mandy expertly extched Ovi’s cretinous countrenance into a pumpkin, and we couldn’t be prouder. There’s nothing scarier than an angry, 235 lbs. Russian with fiery eyes and the will to break you.


Caps won! I got inspired. Please don’t sue me @russianmachine lol. http://twitpic.com/31h0kxless than a minute ago via Twitter for Androidmandy
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Um, Mandy?

Here’s with the lights off http://twitpic.com/31h130less than a minute ago via Twitter for Androidmandy
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I assure you: we will not sue.

In fact, you get your own post on RMNB. Thank so much! And to the rest of you: where’s your hockey/Halloween spirit???

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