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		<title>Caps beat Canes 3-2, Perreault&#8217;s Proboscis Pummeled</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Photo credit: Gregg Forwerck The yuletide has receded, and the Washington Capitals have gotten back to work. Meeting the Carolina Hurricanes in snow-covered Raleigh, the Caps were out to test their mettle following that shootout loss to Pittsburgh on the 23rd. Mathieu Perreault crashed the net in the first period, turning a sublime, unguarded puck [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a class="vt-p" href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/i.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-11985" style="border: solid 1px #00204d" title="Perreault" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/i.jpg" alt="Perreault" width="607" /></a></p>
<p><em>Photo credit: Gregg Forwerck</em></p>
<div id="attachment_11988" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/mathieu-perreault-broken-nose.jpeg"><img src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/mathieu-perreault-broken-nose-300x224.jpg" alt="Ouch. (Photo credit: John Carlson)" title="Mathieu Perreault and his broken nose" width="300" height="224" class="size-medium wp-image-11988" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Ouch. (Photo credit: John Carlson)</p></div>
<p>The yuletide has receded, and the Washington Capitals have gotten back to work. Meeting the Carolina Hurricanes in snow-covered Raleigh, the Caps were out to test their mettle following that shootout loss to Pittsburgh on the 23rd.</p>
<p>Mathieu Perreault crashed the net in the first period, turning a sublime, unguarded puck from Alex Semin into the night&#8217;s first goal. In the second, Jussi Jokinen exploited a bad Caps line change to sneak one past Semyon Varlamov. Minutes later, Alex Ovechkin stormed through neutral ice and set up David Steckel to make the score 2-1. In the late second period, a bounce went finally went the right way for Ovi, who submitted the Caps third and final goal. The Canes attempted a comeback led by Jay Harrison/Tuomo Ruutu&#8217;s goal, but couldn&#8217;t get all the way. <strong>Caps beat Canes 3-2</strong>.</p>
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<li>Let&#8217;s get right down to it. Carolina&#8217;s <strong>Tim Gleason</strong> demolished<strong> Mathieu Perreault </strong>with a <a target="_blank" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeISsk2c7No">savage hit</a> in the first period. Perry didn&#8217;t see Gleason coming, Gleason&#8217;s skates left the ice, Gleason targeted the head. As<strong> Matt Hendricks</strong> interceded, Perry lay bleeding profusely on the ice. MP85 did not return to the game, and we learned <a class="vt-p" href="http://twitter.com/#!/VogsCaps/status/19221710557417473" target="_blank">per Mike Vogel</a> that his French Canadian schnoz has been broken. Gleason earned a charging penalty and a game misconduct, and it&#8217;s likely Colin Campbell will weigh in on the matter soon, too.</li>
<li>Perry&#8217;s exit spoiled the fun of that dynamic 28-21-85 line, who were on ice for no even-strength chances against. Despite  BBBB&#8217;s frequent line-fiddling, we hope to see these three reunited soon.</li>
<li><strong>Alex Ovechkin</strong> had 8 shots on goal and another 3 blocked. He was on ice for 11 of the Caps&#8217; powerplay scoring chances. He scored the game-winning goal, assisted offensive powerhouse <strong>David Steckel</strong> in his goal, and generally looked dashing out there. Release the kraken.</li>
<li>The Capitals outchanced the Canes 27-17. That so of those chances became goals is a testament to the solid work in net by goalies Cam Ward (27 saves) and Semyon Varlamov (33 saves).</li>
<li>Carolina&#8217;s &#8220;Let&#8217;s! Go! Canes!&#8221; horn sounds like a molested goose. <a class="vt-p" href="http://twitter.com/#!/thehornguy" target="_blank">We&#8217;ll take Sam Wolk any day</a>.</li>
<li>The third period could have been a disaster if not for some excellent penalty killing by the Caps. The Ruutu goal, scored just 30 seconds in, was followed closely by a too many men penalty and then a high stick from <strong>Karl Alzner</strong>. The Caps allowed the Canes a lot of zone time, but kept them scoreless with the advantage.</li>
<li>Speaking of PK, <strong>Mike Green</strong> and <strong>Scott Hannan</strong> were on the ice for all five Canes PP scoring chances. <em>Yeesh</em>.</li>
<li>Even with Matthew Perot missing two-thirds of the game, <strong>Andrew Gordon</strong> got only 6:48 of ice time. That&#8217;s a full minute shorter than &#8220;Stairway to Heaven&#8221;. Not a lot of time to make an impression.</li>
<li>No empty net goal? Denied!</li>
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<p>We are encouraged by Alex Ovechkin&#8217;s offensive breakout and eager to see it continued. The Capitals don&#8217;t seem to be encumbered by any Christmas baggage. Leading into the biggest week of hockey until the playoffs (from the media&#8217;s perspective at least), the Caps are full steam ahead.</p>
<p>Habs at home on Tuesday and then the Winter Classic on Saturday. Beat dat beat.</p>
<p><em>Additional reporting by Neil Greenberg.</em></p>
 
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