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		<title>RMNB&#8217;s First Year Party: A Recap In Photos</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Aug 2010 09:11:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ian Oland</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sam, Sam, Ian, and Wes Pose For a Photo at RMNB&#8217;s First Year Party. Photo by Jesse Vaughan A Heartfelt Thank You: Over the last nine months, RMNB has taken away valuable time I could have spent with my closest friends or family. Honestly, I haven&#8217;t always enjoyed the late nights of writing, the five [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/sam-sam-ian-wes.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-6726" title="Samantha Casey, Horn Guy, Ian Oland of RMNB &amp; Wes Johnson Pose For a Photo at RMNBs First Year Party" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/sam-sam-ian-wes.jpg" alt="Samantha Casey, Horn Guy, Ian Oland of RMNB &amp; Wes Johnson Pose For a Photo at RMNBs First Year Party" width="607" /></a><span style="font-size:12px"><em>Sam, Sam, Ian, and Wes Pose For a Photo at RMNB&#8217;s First Year Party. Photo by <a href="http://www.jssvghn.com/">Jesse Vaughan</a></em></span></p>
<p><strong>A Heartfelt Thank You: </strong>Over the last nine months, RMNB has taken away valuable time I could have spent with my closest friends or family. Honestly, I haven&#8217;t always enjoyed the late nights of writing, the five Diet Pepsi&#8217;s to get through the day or trekking across the tri-state area just to meet one person or get one photo.</p>
<p>But everything changed Saturday night when I met RMNB&#8217;s readers. You all are so fun, so passionate, and so dedicated. You showed us what it means to be a true Caps fan, and I feel so blessed that we have carved-out a place where you can all respectfully obsess with us.</p>
<p>At final count, over 150 fans of the blog gathered at <a href="http://frontpagearlington.com/" target="_blank">Front Page Arlington</a> to simply meet each other and have a good time. We gave you a great excuse to spend your money for a good cause; <strong>Samantha Casey&#8217;s</strong> charity <a href="http://love146.org/">Love146</a>. At the end of the night, you were all gracious enough to donate almost $900 towards it. And yeah, <a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2010/07/30/rejected-invitation-for-rmnbs-first-year-party/">some awesome prizes</a> didn&#8217;t hurt either!</p>
<p>Simply put, you are all such inspiring people. You constantly encourage some of my closest friends: <a href="http://twitter.com/peterhassett">Peter</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/ngreenberg">Neil</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/FedFedRMNB">Fedor</a>, and <a href="http://twitter.com/ovifan8">Kyle</a> &#8211; to write insightful, creative, funny pieces about your favorite hockey team. We do this because you are so receptive, so responsive, and just so danged nice. Saturday night was really just a giant <em>thank you</em> to all of you for participating in a blog that has evolved from being more than just a hobby (that I do in my sweatpants).  We eagerly look forward to this October and maybe &#8211; if we&#8217;re lucky &#8211; our 2nd Anniversary party can be in June.</p>
<p>Well, with that said, let&#8217;s relive the mayhem that was last Saturday Night.</p>
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<p><strong>Out of all of us, Neil probably had the best night:</strong><br />
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<p class='bbpTweet'>To recap <a href="http://twitter.com/search?q=%23rmnbparty" title="#rmnbparty" class="tweet-url hashtag" rel="nofollow">#rmnbparty</a>: met awesome people. Got intro&#8217;d by @<a class="tweet-url username" href="http://twitter.com/wesjohnsonvoice" rel="nofollow">wesjohnsonvoice</a>. Wore @<a class="tweet-url username" href="http://twitter.com/Samantha_Casey" rel="nofollow">Samantha_Casey</a> sash. Mounted @<a class="tweet-url username" href="http://twitter.com/HomerMcFanboy" rel="nofollow">HomerMcFanboy</a>. Productive nite<span class='timestamp'><a title='Sun Aug 01 05:02:10 +0000 2010' href='http://twitter.com/ngreenberg/status/20044640596'>less than a minute ago</a> via <a href="http://ubertwitter.com" rel="nofollow">UberTwitter</a></span><span class='metadata'><span class='author'><a href='http://twitter.com/ngreenberg'><img src='http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/1093182432/IMG00178-20100801-1413_normal.jpg' /></a><strong><a href='http://twitter.com/ngreenberg'>Neil, RMNB</a></strong><br/>ngreenberg</span></span></p>
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<p class='bbpTweet'>@<a class="tweet-url username" href="http://twitter.com/ngreenberg" rel="nofollow">ngreenberg</a> Please tell us you didn&#8217;t remark on how great that sash would look on your floor in the morning<span class='timestamp'><a title='Sat Jul 31 23:07:35 +0000 2010' href='http://twitter.com/nateewell/status/20023922238'>less than a minute ago</a> via <a href="http://ubertwitter.com" rel="nofollow">UberTwitter</a></span><span class='metadata'><span class='author'><a href='http://twitter.com/nateewell'><img src='http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/422198606/cbc_bloggers_normal.gif' /></a><strong><a href='http://twitter.com/nateewell'>Nate Ewell</a></strong><br/>nateewell</span></span></p>
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<p><strong>Then Caps PA Announcer Wes Johnson announced us to the crowd:</strong></p>
<div id="attachment_6756" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 585px"><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/wes-johnson.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-6756" title="wes-johnson" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/wes-johnson.jpg" alt="Our lives can only get worse from here..." width="575" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Really. Our lives can only go downhill from here. (Photo by Jesse Vaughan)</p></div>
<p>The introductions <a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/neil.jpg">were so epic</a>, Neil made sure he could  relive the moment for the rest of his life.</p>
<h2 style="margin-bottom: 15px">Say hello to the <a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Greenberg.mp3">Best. Voicemail. Ever.</a></h2>
<p><strong>Then the raffle happened&#8230; And Neil embarrassed us again.</strong></p>
<div id="attachment_6731" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 585px"><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/homer-mcfanboy-wins-rmnbs-neil-greenberg.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-6731" title="Neil and Homer McFanboy's lead writer Murf after winning an item in the raffle." src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/homer-mcfanboy-wins-rmnbs-neil-greenberg.jpg" alt="Not only did Murf win a raffled-off RMNB t-shirt, he also won Neil for the night." width="575" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Not only did Murf win a RMNB t-shirt, he also won Neil for the night.</p></div>
<p><strong>Amazingly, there was more to our party than Neil. Like&#8230;</strong></p>
<div id="attachment_6742" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 585px"><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/the-crowd.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-6742" title="The Crowd at RMNB First Year Party" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/the-crowd.jpg" alt="Our amazingly beautiful crowd." width="575" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Our amazingly beautiful crowd. (Photo by Jesse Vaughan)</p></div>
<div id="attachment_6759" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 585px"><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/rmnb-party-ladies.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-6759" title="rmnb-party-ladies" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/rmnb-party-ladies.jpg" alt="We weren't kidding. " width="575" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">We weren&#39;t kidding. </p></div>
<div id="attachment_6733" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 585px"><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/nichole-and-morgan.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-6733" title="nichole-and-morgan" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/nichole-and-morgan.jpg" alt="Hi!" width="575" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Hi!</p></div>
<div id="attachment_6754" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 585px"><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/drinks.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-6754" title="drinks" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/drinks.jpg" alt="RAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRR" width="575" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Two of my favorite people!</p></div>
<p><strong>Did any of you try the Ovie Burger?</strong></p>
<div id="attachment_6866" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 585px"><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/ovie-burger1.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-6866" title="Front Page VA Ovie Burger" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/ovie-burger1.jpg" alt="Apparently it was served on a hot dog bun with Swiss Cheese hand-made by Nicklas Backstrom." width="575" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Apparently, it was served on a hot dog bun with Swiss Cheese hand-made by Nicklas Backstrom.</p></div>
<p><strong>The Bartender was busy all night.</strong></p>
<div id="attachment_6852" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 585px"><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/bartender.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-6852" title="bartender" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/bartender.jpg" alt="Keep them drinks coming!" width="575" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">He kept making us a shot that Wes came up with that night.</p></div>
<p><strong>It was called &#8220;The Dale Hunter,&#8221; a shot to celebrate the HOFer&#8217;s 50th Birthday!</strong></p>
<div id="attachment_6746" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 585px"><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/dale-hunter-shot.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-6746" title="dale-hunter-shot" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/dale-hunter-shot.jpg" alt="It was a mix of vodka, peach schnapps, and cranberry juice. MMM MMM Delicious." width="575" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">It was a mix of vodka, peach schnapps, and cranberry juice. MMM MMM Delicious.</p></div>
<p><strong>We also made a big announcement!</strong></p>
<div id="attachment_6758" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 585px"><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/andrew-gordon.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-6758" title="andrew-gordon" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/andrew-gordon.jpg" alt="Andrew Gordon is going to blog again with us during August!" width="575" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Andrew Gordon is going to blog again with us during August!</p></div>
<p><strong>And don&#8217;t worry, we didn&#8217;t forget about you Fedor!</strong><br />
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<p class='bbpTweet'>Tweet live of <a href="http://twitter.com/search?q=%23rmnbparty" title="#rmnbparty" class="tweet-url hashtag" rel="nofollow">#rmnbparty</a>, please. PLEASE. I stay up until 4AM for this!<span class='timestamp'><a title='Sat Jul 31 22:14:50 +0000 2010' href='http://twitter.com/FedFedRMNB/status/20021268551'>less than a minute ago</a> via web</span><span class='metadata'><span class='author'><a href='http://twitter.com/FedFedRMNB'><img src='http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/740302842/Mine__-__normal.png' /></a><strong><a href='http://twitter.com/FedFedRMNB'>Fedor Fedin</a></strong><br/>FedFedRMNB</span></span></p>
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<p><strong>We read Fedor&#8217;s unedited <a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Letter.doc">Thank-you note</a> to the crowd.</strong></p>
<div id="attachment_6728" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 585px"><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/peter-reads-fedors-letter.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-6728" title="Peter Hassett of RMNB reads Fedor's Thank You note to the crowd as Ian and Neil laugh." src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/peter-reads-fedors-letter.jpg" alt="Everyone loved it. Though I still don't get that parrot joke. (Photo by Jesse Vaughan)" width="575" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Everyone loved it. Though I still don&#39;t get that parrot joke. (Photo by Jesse Vaughan)</p></div>
<p><strong>We gave a lot of free stuff away</strong></p>
<div id="attachment_6880" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 585px"><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/free-stuff.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-6880" title="free-stuff" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/free-stuff.jpg" alt="RMNB Koozies, keychains, stickers and magnets. " width="575" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">RMNB Koozies, keychains, stickers and magnets. </p></div>
<p><strong>And we auctioned off some great items</strong></p>
<div id="attachment_6760" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 585px"><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/smedium-shirt.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-6760" title="smedium-shirt" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/smedium-shirt.jpg" alt="Chris wins the ladies medium RMNB T-Shirt" width="575" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Chris wins the ladies medium RMNB T-Shirt</p></div>
<div id="attachment_6893" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 585px"><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/knuble-stick1.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-6893" title="Mike Knuble signed stick" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/knuble-stick1.jpg" alt="The signed Mike Knuble stick." width="575" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">The signed Mike Knuble stick.</p></div>
<div id="attachment_6751" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 585px"><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/mike-wins-jenks-package-sm.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-6751" title="mike-wins-jenks-package-sm" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/mike-wins-jenks-package-sm.jpg" alt="And the highly sought after Michael Jenkins Package" width="575" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">And the highly sought-after Michael Jenkins Package</p></div>
<p><strong>Everyone had a great time!</strong></p>
<div id="attachment_6749" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 585px"><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/tim-stacey-elyssa-david.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-6749" title="tim-stacey-elyssa-david" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/tim-stacey-elyssa-david.jpg" alt="Even Crazy Knit Hat Lady and her posse consisting of Tim, Stacey and David." width="575" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Even Crazy Knit Hat Lady and her posse consisting of Tim, Stacey and David.</p></div>
<p><strong>We loved Victoria&#8217;s Shoes</strong></p>
<div id="attachment_6747" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 585px"><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/rmnb-shoes.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-6747" title="rmnb-shoes" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/rmnb-shoes.jpg" alt="The best keds EVER." width="575" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">The best keds EVER.</p></div>
<p><strong>And Andrew&#8217;s Terrible Dancing</strong></p>
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<p><strong>Morgan got a gift she&#8217;ll sure cherish forever</strong></p>
<div id="attachment_6752" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 585px"><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/rmnb-gift-to-morgan.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-6752" title="rmnb-gift-to-morgan" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/rmnb-gift-to-morgan.jpg" alt="Really, I do." width="575" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Really, I do.</p></div>
<p><strong>So yeah, we totally had a great time</strong></p>
<div id="attachment_6743" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 585px"><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/rmnb1.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-6743" title="rmnb" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/rmnb1.jpg" alt="Kyle, Peter, Neil and Ian" width="575" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Kyle, Peter, Neil and Ian</p></div>
<p><strong>How about next year, Stephanie Carosa actually makes the drive down from Buffalo?</strong></p>
<div id="attachment_6736" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 585px"><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/rmnb.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-6736" title="Stephanie Carosa celebrates the RMNB Party via her residence in Buffalo." src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/rmnb.jpg" alt="Email us, Steph. We'll mail you some of the free stuff we gave away." width="575" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Email us, Steph. We&#39;ll mail you some of the free stuff we gave away.</p></div>
<p><strong>Finally, my terrible sketch found a great home</strong></p>
<div id="attachment_6903" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 585px"><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/sketch.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-6903" title="sketch" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/sketch.jpg" alt="To the right of a Bears sign and an Edgar Allan Poe figurine!" width="575" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">To the right of a Bears sign and an Edgar Allan Poe figurine!</p></div>
<p><strong>Additional Coverage:</strong> <a href="http://liveinred.com/?p=662" target="_blank">Live in Red</a>, <a href="http://www.onfrozenblog.com/2010/08/02/vecherinka-with-rmnb.html" target="_target">On Frozen Blog</a></p>
 
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		<title>Russian Machine Never Breaks: The Party</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 19:53:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ian Oland</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What makes a good party? Drink specials, good food, and great friends.  If you throw in a sashed pageant-winner, signed Caps gear, and the lovely facilities of Front Page Arlington, you&#8217;re entering Great Party territory.  That&#8217;s RMNB&#8217;s First Year Party for you. Here are the deets. At 6PM, the doors of our party will open [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="attachment_6586" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 235px"><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/front-page-arlington.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-6586" title="front-page-arlington" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/front-page-arlington-225x300.jpg" alt="Front Page Arlington " width="225" height="300" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Front Page Arlington </p></div>
<p>What makes a good party? Drink specials, good food, and great friends.  If you throw in a sashed pageant-winner, signed Caps gear, and the lovely facilities of <a href="http://www.frontpagearlington.com/" target="_blank">Front Page Arlington</a>, you&#8217;re entering Great Party territory.  That&#8217;s <a href="http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=106406836078724">RMNB&#8217;s First Year Party</a> for you.</p>
<p>Here are the deets.  At 6PM, the doors of our party will open to the huddled masses.  Hopefully, we&#8217;ll keep everyone properly entertained until 12:30am &#8211; or whenever <a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2010/04/25/comcast-sportsnets-michael-jenkins-the-rmnb-interview/">Michael Jenkins</a> shows up and saves us after SportsNite. This party is an all-ages affair, but attendees under the age of 21 will have their hands <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H91kWpUNiwU" target="_blank"><strong>X&#8217;ed</strong></a> in classic D.C. tradition.</p>
<p>There will be no underage drinking at the party. Front Page is doing us a solid by letting us hang out, so we&#8217;re going to follow their rules.  Besides, we can&#8217;t have people thinking our readers are a bunch of loudmouthed buffons.  That&#8217;s <em><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2010/07/28/russian-machine-never-breaks-we-suck/">our reputation</a></em>, and we&#8217;ve worked too hard to let you usurp it.</p>
<p>Front Page is gracious enough to let us occupy the Back Bar and the Atrium as well.  Let&#8217;s show them the proper respect for allowing us to run our <a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2010/07/27/russian-machine-never-breaks-the-highlights/">victory lap</a> in their fine establishment.  Would have been a lot more fun if we had a Stanley Cup with us&#8230;</p>
<p>How about the food? The Front Page has created a special burger just for the party.  For $9.99, you will be able to eat the <em>Ovie Burger</em>, which I can only assume will include Russian Dressing, 8 pickles &amp; a spicy dipping sauce made from the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mj2V5g_Cb8c">tears of Max Talbot</a>.  If you&#8217;re saving your hard-earned money for the raffle, the Front Page will also be offering Happy Hour specials until 8pm.  Check it out:</p>
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<h2 style="margin-bottom: 15px; padding-left: 30px;">Happy Hour Specials</h2>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;">Rail Drinks &#8211; $2.75, All Draft Specials &#8211; $3<br />
House Wine &#8211; $3.25</p>
<h2 style="margin-bottom: 15px; padding-left: 30px;">Appetizers</h2>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;">Fried Ravioli  &#8211; $3.49<br />
Chicken Tenders &#8211; $3.49<br />
Mozzarella Sticks &#8211; $3.49<br />
Hummus Platter &#8211; $3.49<br />
Quesadilla &#8211; $3.99 With Chicken: $5.49<br />
Nachos &#8211; $3.49 With chicken or chili: $5<br />
Hamburger Sliders With Fries $4.50<br />
Chicken Sliders With Fries $4.50<br />
Crab &amp; Artichoke Dip &#8211; $4.49<br />
Fried Calamari &#8211; $4.49<br />
Front Page Buffalo Wings &#8211; $4.49<br />
Mini Pesto Pizza &#8211; $4.99<br />
Front Page Sampler &#8211; $5.49</p>
<p>Yeah. Go ahead and sign me up for like 10 orders of the Chicken Tenders.</p>
<h2 style="margin-bottom: 15px">Charity Raffle</h2>
<p>The other big part of the night is going to be our raffle benefiting Sam&#8217;s charity <a href="http://love146.org/" target="_blank">Love146</a>. Love146 is an organization that helps prevent child sex trafficking and exploitation around the world.  RMNB too has taken up the brave stance against human slavery, so we&#8217;re honored that Samantha gave us this opportunity to contribute.  Our goal is to raise $1,000 Saturday night. Some of the items being raffled off include:</p>
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<li><strong>Mike Knuble-</strong>signed hockey stick</li>
<li><strong>Alex Ovechkin-</strong>signed puck</li>
<li><strong>Mike Green</strong>-signed puck</li>
<li><strong>Nicklas Backstrom</strong>-signed puck</li>
<li><strong>Mathieu Perreault</strong>-signed puck</li>
<li><strong>John Carlson</strong>-signed bobblehead</li>
<li><strong>John Carlson</strong> not-really-signed-at-all bobblehead</li>
<li>Signed cards from <strong>Boyd Gordon</strong></li>
<li><strong>John Carlson</strong>-signed jersey t-shirt</li>
<li>Two <strong>John Carlson</strong>-signed pucks</li>
<li>Group-signed puck from the Russian prospects: <strong>Stanislav Galiev</strong>, <strong>Evgeny Kuznetsov</strong> &amp; <strong>Dmitri Orlov</strong></li>
<li><strong>Stanislav Galiev-</strong>signed puck</li>
<li><strong>Evgeny Kuznetsov-</strong>signed puck</li>
<li><strong>Dmitri Orlov</strong>-signed puck</li>
<li><strong>GMGM</strong>-signed puck</li>
<li><strong>Cody Eakin</strong>-signed puck</li>
<li><strong>Anton Gustafsson</strong>-signed puck</li>
<li><strong>Bruce Boudreau</strong>-signed puck</li>
<li><strong>Marcus Johansson-</strong>signed puck</li>
<li><strong>Braden Holtby-</strong>signed puck</li>
<li><strong>Zach Miskovic</strong>-signed puck</li>
<li>15+ RMNB shirts</li>
<li><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/michael-jenkins-colored-pencil-drawing.jpg">Framed Colored-Pencil masterpiece from <strong>Michael Jenkins</strong></a></li>
<li>5 Hershey Bears Game 6 Calder Cup Finals DVD&#8217;s w/bonus footage from the ice. (Same as what the players got from the team.)</li>
<li><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/IMG00165-20100730-1547.jpg">Framed Photography</a> from <strong>Neil Greenberg</strong></li>
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<p>How did we get all this stuff?  Mostly blackmail, but also the generosity of our friends and readers.</p>
<h2 style="margin-bottom: 15px">What To Wear?</h2>
<p>The dress code is pretty simple: Either wear a <strong><a href="http://russianmachineneverbreaks.spreadshirt.com">RMNB t-shirt</a></strong> or whatever you think is appropriate hanging-out-with-a-model attire.  Keep in mind that if you wear an RMNB t-shirt, Ian and Neil will definitely hug you (Peter will eyeball you suspiciously), and you&#8217;ll get a discount on your raffle ticket.  Personally, I&#8217;ll be wearing my recently acquired Dmitri Orlov KHL jersey.</p>
<p>Also, there will be a paid photographer at this event.  So look pretty and  mug at the camera.</p>
<h2 style="margin-bottom: 15px">What To Bring</h2>
<p>Your mobile device so you can tweet (hashtag: <a href="http://twitter.com/#search?q=%23rmnbparty" target="_blank">#rmnbparty</a>), a camera, and money.</p>
<h2 style="margin-bottom: 15px">Finally&#8230;</h2>
<p>You can get to Front Page Arlington <a href="http://www.frontpagearlington.com/directions.php">by car</a> or on the Metro (Orange Line, one block walk from the Ballston Station). Since it&#8217;s not a weekday, we have spared you the terrible, capitol Beltway traffic.  You&#8217;re welcome.</p>
<p>We will also be trying to set up a &#8220;Like&#8221; station where people can follow us on Facebook and talk to Fedor <em>Live From Moscow</em>.  That&#8217;s all subject to technical issues in the bar, but we&#8217;re going to try like the dickens to make it work.</p>
<p>Caps superfan supreme, The Horn Guy, will be in attendance.  If we&#8217;re lucky, he&#8217;ll bring the horn.</p>
<p>Remember: our party is in no way affiliated with the Washington Capitals, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgl-nyg4Obg" target="_blank">the greatest team to ever play the sport of hockey</a>.</p>
<p>Well, that&#8217;s pretty much it. We think it&#8217;s gonna be a fun night. But if you’ve got &#8220;<a href="http://www.baltimoreravens.com/Gameday/Tickets/Special_Events.aspx" target="_blank">other plans</a>&#8220;, we&#8217;ll totally understand.</p>
<p>See you Saturday night. If any of you have questions, please leave us a comment below and we&#8217;ll get back to you as soon as possible.  IS PARTY NOW!</p>
<p><em>And oh yeah, someone please convince <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEE6A1OYkQ4&amp;feature=youtube_gdata">Peter to bring his guitar</a>. [not gonna happen - pmh]<br />
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		<title>Rejected Invitation For RMNB&#8217;s First Year Party</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 17:45:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ian Oland</dc:creator>
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