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		<title>Ovi for Hart, Part II: Because the Capitals Needed Him</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Apr 2013 04:25:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Peter Hassett</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Photo credit: Andre Ringuette Earlier I wrote about how the Hart Trophy was a poorly defined award of limited value. Now I&#8217;ll share why I think Alex Ovechkin absolutely must have it. I&#8217;m going to share some stats and rebut some excuses, but the whole thing boils down to this: the Capitals needed the best [...]]]></description>
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<p><em>Photo credit: Andre Ringuette</em></p>
<p>Earlier I wrote about how <a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2013/04/21/ovi-for-hart-part-i-the-hart-trophy-is-kind-of-stupid/">the Hart Trophy was a poorly defined award of limited value</a>. Now I&#8217;ll share why I think <strong>Alex Ovechkin</strong> <em>absolutely must</em> have it. I&#8217;m going to share some stats and rebut some excuses, but the whole thing boils down to this: the Capitals needed the best from Ovechkin, and he delivered it.</p>
<p>But first, I&#8217;m going to repeat what we talked about before. This is the most valuable player <em>to his team, </em>not just the best all-around player<em>. </em>If we&#8217;re talking best player? I&#8217;d say it&#8217;s <strong>Sidney Crosby</strong>. Hands down. But most valuable? And to his team? That&#8217;s a more interesting conversation. And now, baby, you&#8217;ve got a stew going.</p>
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<p>I suppose there are a bunch of ways to measure how valuable a player is to his team, but the most obvious is how much of his team&#8217;s offense (sorry, goalies) comes from him. The chart below shows the percentage of total team goals each of our four big names has personally offered.</p>
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<p>Despite missing  a quarter of the season, Crosby still has had his greasy Canadian fingers in nearly 40% of the Penguins&#8217; league-leading goal tally. Alex Ovechkin isn&#8217;t far behind (37.2%), but he also scored more than one-fifth of Washington&#8217;s goals, slightly above where Long Island&#8217;s <strong>John Tavares</strong> placed. <strong>Jonathan Toews</strong> isn&#8217;t all that exceptional when it comes to carrying production water for Chicago.</p>
<p>(By the way, Steven Stamkos&#8217;s numbers last years were better than all these guys: He had points on 40% of Tampa&#8217;s goals and scored 25% of them personally, but no playoffs, no trophy.)</p>
<p>The point here is that a player&#8217;s raw numbers&#8211; goals and assists&#8211; should be considered in context of his team. Washington depends on Alex Ovechkin to produce, and he this year has done exactly that.</p>
<p>The most compelling argument against Ovechkin as &#8220;outstanding player&#8221; is all about how his slow start to the season doomed him. Those people are right. Alex Ovechkin had just 2 goals through the season&#8217;s first 10 games, and his team had just two wins in that same span. I think that&#8217;s enough to cost him any chance at league MVP, i.e. the Ted Lindsay&#8211; but it just underscores his case as the player most valuable <em>to his team</em>, i.e. the Hart.</p>
<p>This next graph shows how the Caps&#8217; fate has been tied to Alex Ovechkin&#8217;s goal production&#8230; and how fantastically that has turned out for them.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-47522" alt="ovi and wins" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/ovi-and-wins.png" width="600" height="371" /></p>
<p>The Capitals didn&#8217;t win until Alex Ovechkin started scoring. The Capitals couldn&#8217;t hit .500 until Ovi cracked .6 goals per game. They&#8217;re on the same trajectory here&#8211; away from a lottery draft pick and headed towards the postseason. It should be noted that within 10 days after <strong>Adam Oates</strong> switched him to the right wing and reunited him with the uber-Swede, <strong>Nick Backstrom</strong>, Ovechkin jumped from 0.36 goals per game to 0.50 goals per game and climbing.</p>
<p>Consistency is a virtue&#8211; one that Ovechkin does not possess&#8211; but I don&#8217;t think it&#8217;s critical to the proposition of the Hart. The more important matter is how Alex Ovechkin&#8217;s goal scoring (and assisting!) has been critical to the Capitals&#8217; success. The Capitals without a great Ovechkin are not a good hockey team. The Penguins without Sidney Crosby, meanwhile, are still terrifyingly good; they just move less merchandise. It&#8217;s your basic <em>Michael Jordan on the Bulls versus Michael Jordan on the Space Jam</em> <em>team </em>scenario&#8211; although in my metaphor the Swedish Bugs Bunny is really driving puck possession for MJ.</p>
<p>Another dig on Ovechkin is that his playing in the Southeast Division puts him on the NHL version of the bunny slope. The other four teams in his division rank mostly in the bottom third of teams in shots and goals against. None of them has a save percentage above 90.1%. The Southeast really does stink, and Alex Ovechkin is wafting the fumes. His <a href="http://www.hockey-reference.com/players/o/ovechal01/splits/2013/" target="_blank">point production against the SE more than doubles how he does against the Atlantic and Northeast divisions</a>.</p>
<p>Still, I really doubt people are filing the same objections about the Northwest.</p>
<p>Finally, there&#8217;s the fancystat argument. Alex Ovechkin&#8217;s underlying numbers&#8211; <a href="http://stats.hockeyanalysis.com/ratings.php?disp=1&amp;db=201213&amp;sit=5v5&amp;pos=forwards&amp;minutes=100&amp;teamid=0&amp;type=fenwick&amp;sort=PCT&amp;sortdir=DESC" target="_blank">particularly in puck possession</a>&#8211; just aren&#8217;t as strong as his peers.</p>
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<p>Alex Ovechkin is the only player in the group who sees more shot attempts go towards his team&#8217;s net than the other guy&#8217;s net when playing 5-on-5. We could try to explain that away, but it&#8217;s true. I just don&#8217;t think it matters. These advanced stats are helpful in estimating how a player may perform in the future independent of variance, but we have <em>actual</em> performance metrics for this season we could use instead. The fact that John Tavares likely won&#8217;t shoot 17% next year is immaterial to adjudicating how well he did this year.</p>
<p>Again, I don&#8217;t know who will win the Hart, and I think it&#8217;s foolish to try to guess how hundreds of pro hockey writers will vote, particularly given the criteria for Hart we&#8217;ve heard before. I do know that Alex Ovechkin has a damn good case to win. <a href="http://www.hockey-reference.com/play-index/psl_finder.cgi?request=1&amp;match=single&amp;year_min=2013&amp;year_max=&amp;season_start=1&amp;season_end=-1&amp;age_min=0&amp;age_max=99&amp;birth_country=&amp;franch_id=&amp;is_active=&amp;is_hof=&amp;pos=G&amp;handed=&amp;c1stat=shots_against&amp;c1comp=gt&amp;c1val=997&amp;c2stat=&amp;c2comp=gt&amp;c2val=&amp;c3stat=&amp;c3comp=gt&amp;c3val=&amp;c4stat=&amp;c4comp=gt&amp;c4val=&amp;order_by=games_goalie" target="_blank">But so does Sergei Bobrovksy</a>.</p>
<p>In the end, it doesn&#8217;t matter all that much. We&#8217;ve got the Art Ross and the Rocket Richard, and those guys don&#8217;t care about Southeast bias or ZoneStart-adjusted Fenwick Close on turf against left-handed pitchers. And the totality of NHL Awards adds up to exactly shrapnel compared to the real goal of a hockey season: the Stanley Cup.</p>
<p>p.s.</p>
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		<title>Ovi for Hart, Part I: The Hart Trophy is Kind of Stupid</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Apr 2013 18:36:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Peter Hassett</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Photo credit: Francois Lacasse Sidney Crosby, John Tavares, Jonathan Toews, and Alex Ovechkin. Those are the names most seen in the deluge of chatter about this season&#8217;s Hart Trophy, the award given each year to the player deemed most valuable to his team. Washington&#8217;s own goal-scoring leader Alex Ovechkin seems to be the underdog in [...]]]></description>
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<p><em>Photo credit: Francois Lacasse</em></p>
<p>Sidney Crosby, John Tavares, Jonathan Toews, and Alex Ovechkin. Those are the names most seen in the deluge of chatter about this season&#8217;s Hart Trophy, the award given each year to the player deemed most valuable to his team. Washington&#8217;s own goal-scoring leader Alex Ovechkin seems to be the underdog in those conversations for a variety of reasons, namely that he plays in a bad division and wasn&#8217;t exceptional until the middle of March. I think those reasons are suspect, but the Hart conversation is already marred by a whole lot of questionable conventional wisdom.</p>
<p>The Hart Trophy is supposed to be awarded to the player that the Professional Hockey Writers Association deems <a href="http://www.nhl.com/ice/page.htm?id=24934#&amp;navid=nhl-search" target="_blank">most valuable to his team</a>. While the actual <a href="http://pics.classicauctions.net/classicauctions/auctions/36/096.jpg" target="_blank">inscription on the Hart Trophy</a> leaves out the whole &#8220;to his team&#8221; part, I find that little prepositional phrase to be crucial. The NHL is unlike the MLB, whose MVP award has a simpler definition (&#8220;<a href="https://twitter.com/ChrisDavis_19" target="_blank">most outstanding player</a>&#8220;), the same one used for the Ted Lindsay Award.</p>
<p>The Lindsay is the NHL&#8217;s real MVP award: voted on by the players and without consideration for team quality or any of the other logical convolutions that make the Hart the cause of ulcers for everyone silly enough to care about it.</p>
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<h2 class="ihatepeter">The Hart is for the League&#8217;s Best Player</h2>
<p>The Hart is not for the league&#8217;s best player. It is for the player most valuable to his team. <a href="http://www.nhl.com/ice/page.htm?id=24934" target="_blank">Says so right on NHL.com</a>.</p>
<p>If the Hart were truly an assessment of who the league&#8217;s best player is, we could just calculate everyone&#8217;s GVT (goals versus threshold, a catch-all stat similar to baseball&#8217;s WAR, <a href="http://www.hockeyprospectus.com/news/?author=9" target="_blank">invented by Tom Awad</a>). The guy with the highest GVT gets the trophy and we all go home.</p>
<p>But it&#8217;s not about &#8220;who&#8217;s best?&#8221;, it&#8217;s about &#8220;who is most valuable?&#8221; An insultingly dumb analogy would go like this: <em>a glass of water is more valuable to a guy in a desert than it is to a guy with a Brita</em>. To understand value, we have to understand context. In this case, context is the team. So let&#8217;s talk about teams.</p>
<h2 class="ihatepeter">Non-Playoff Teams Need Not Apply</h2>
<p><strong></strong>The assertion seems to be that about half of all players are disqualified from contention because their teams sucked. Imagine a player who scored more than a quarter of his team&#8217;s total goals and assisted in another 15%. Is he not valuable because his team valued him too much? The logic sort of unspools there. That player was <strong>Steven Stamkos</strong>, and using the NHL&#8217;s <em>own</em> definition of the Hart, he certainly deserved a look for last year&#8217;s trophy.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s the thing. A great player on a bad team is more valuable to his team than an equally great player on a good team. This isn&#8217;t an argument of relative greatness (let&#8217;s say they have identical goals and assists); it&#8217;s an argument of value, which is the whole damn point of the award in the first place. So yes, sadly, <a href="https://twitter.com/cmasisak22/status/324561765050499072" target="_blank">players with good teammates should get &#8220;punished&#8221; because they are less valuable as a result</a>.</p>
<h2 class="ihatepeter">No Goalies Allowed Either</h2>
<p>The last goalie to win the Hart Trophy was <strong>Jose Theodore</strong>, back in 2001-2002. He posted a .931 save percentage in 67 games that year. Since then, <a href="http://www.hockey-reference.com/play-index/psl_finder.cgi?request=1&amp;match=single&amp;year_min=2002&amp;year_max=&amp;season_start=1&amp;season_end=-1&amp;age_min=0&amp;age_max=99&amp;birth_country=&amp;franch_id=&amp;is_active=&amp;is_hof=&amp;pos=G&amp;handed=&amp;c1stat=games_goalie&amp;c1comp=gt&amp;c1val=67&amp;c2stat=&amp;c2comp=gt&amp;c2val=&amp;c3stat=&amp;c3comp=gt&amp;c3val=&amp;c4stat=&amp;c4comp=gt&amp;c4val=&amp;order_by=save_pct" target="_blank">Roberto Luongo, Mike Smith, Jonathan Quick, and Ryan Miller have had comparable seasons without the same recognition</a>. Perhaps giving the Hart to a goalie is redundant since the Vezina Trophy, awarded to the best goalie, already exists. But Mike Smith&#8217;s performance in Phoenix last year and particularly Lou&#8217;s back in pre-lockout Florida were extremely valuable to their teams.</p>
<p>Maybe it&#8217;s just that goalies play fewer games a season than skaters. Now that you mention it&#8230;</p>
<h2 class="ihatepeter">The Games-Played Cutoff</h2>
<p>Sidney Crosby will have played in 75% of games this season. That&#8217;s a larger percentage than Mario Lemieux played when he won the Hart in 1992-1993. By conventional wisdom, Crosby should not be eliminated from Hart contention, and I totally agree. While there seems to be some kind of minimum threshold of games played for someone to be considered a Hart nominee, it&#8217;s arbitrary. That&#8217;s okay: this is and should be a subjective award based on the individual value judgments made by its voters. I&#8217;m just here to question what those value judgments are, and this one seems legit.</p>
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<p>To me, awarding the Hart is identifying the player who is more indispensable to his team than anyone else on any team. It&#8217;s not the player who&#8211; if you replaced him with some schmuck off the streets (let&#8217;s just call that schmuck <em>Jussi Jokinen</em>)&#8211; <a href="http://www.nhl.com/ice/standings.htm#?navid=nav-stn-main" target="_blank">his team would still win six in a row and eight of their last ten games</a>. That replaced player may still be fantastic (in fact, this hypothetical player from Nova Scotia might still be a slam-dunk for the Ted Lindsay), but his value proportional to his team is not as high as other players&#8217;.</p>
<p>All the points above are important in discussing how to differentiate good players, but they&#8217;re not really relevant to players&#8217; values to their teams, and that&#8217;s what matters. Or is supposed to matter, at least.</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t know who will win the Hart Trophy. If it&#8217;s Crosby, the cynic in me would feel vindicated and the hockey fan in me would be delighted. But judging by public conversations about the Hart, the deliberative process is a mess&#8211; poorly defined and clouded by all kinds of dubious wisdom.</p>
<p>Predicting who will win the Hart is a sucker&#8217;s game. I usually find it more illuminating to talk in terms of &#8220;should&#8221; rather than &#8220;will&#8221; anyway. Especially in the case of the Hart Trophy, which is stupid.</p>
<p><em><strong>Next</strong>: <a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2013/04/22/ovi-for-hart-part-ii-because-the-capitals-needed-him/">Why Ovi should win the stupid Hart</a>.</em></p>
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		<title>Jeff Schultz to Sidney Crosby: &#8220;Hows The Wood Sid!&#8221; [sic]</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Mar 2013 01:55:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ian Oland</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I saw this on eBay and I just had to have it. Capitals Sport &#38; Decor, a memorabilia shop at Dulles Town Center, sometimes hosts signings with Washington Capitals players. They put up some of their extra signed merchandise up on eBay, and that&#8217;s where I unearthed this gem. It&#8217;s a signed 16 x 20 photo [...]]]></description>
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<p>I saw this on eBay and I just had to have it. <a href="http://www.capitalsportsdecor.com" target="_blank">Capitals Sport &amp; Decor</a>, a memorabilia shop at Dulles Town Center, sometimes hosts signings with Washington Capitals players. They put up some of their extra signed merchandise up on eBay, and that&#8217;s where I unearthed this gem. It&#8217;s a signed 16 x 20 photo of Capitals defenseman <strong>Jeff Schultz</strong> checking <strong>Sidney Crosby</strong> down to the ice. Schultz&#8217;s signature is at bottom. To the left is an inscription that reads, &#8220;Hows the Wood Sid!&#8221;</p>
<p>I repeat: <strong>&#8220;Hows the Wood Sid!&#8221;</strong></p>
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<p>This is problematic for me. First, there should be a comma after <em>wood</em> to set off the direct address. Second, <em>how&#8217;s</em> is a contraction of <em>how is</em>, and should have an apostrophe. The exclamation instead of a question mark I&#8217;m gonna let slide on stylistic grounds.</p>
<p>&#8230;and, oh yeah, what the actual hell does &#8220;Hows the Wood Sid!&#8221; mean?</p>
<p>Other offerings from Capitals Sport &amp; Decor are similarly inscribed. For example, Brooks Laich tells Sid to &#8220;<a href="http://r.ebay.com/nyViCz" target="_blank">Sit Down</a>&#8221; and &#8220;<a href="http://r.ebay.com/7UkdAv" target="_blank">Can&#8217;t Catch Me.</a>&#8221; It seems like there&#8217;s a cottage industry of Sharpie-drawn trash talk that we&#8217;re just now discovering. More please.</p>
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		<title>Varlamov&#8217;d: Braden Holtby Makes Unbelievable Paddle Save on Sidney Crosby</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Feb 2013 02:13:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ian Oland</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Photo credit: Justin K. Aller After having one of their best periods of play all season, the Washington Capitals completely collapsed in the second, allowing the Pittsburgh Penguins to score five unanswered goals. Five. That&#8217;s painful to type. It was more painful to watch. Michal Neuvirth, who started the game in net, was pulled mid-way through [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/holtby-paddle-save.jpeg"><img class="alignnone size-large wp-image-43985" style="border: solid 1px #000;" alt="holtby-paddle-save" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/holtby-paddle-save-607x407.jpeg" width="607" /></a></p>
<p><em>Photo credit: Justin K. Aller</em></p>
<p>After having one of their best periods of play all season, the Washington Capitals completely collapsed in the second, allowing the Pittsburgh Penguins to score five unanswered goals. Five. That&#8217;s painful to type. It was more painful to watch. Michal Neuvirth, who started the game in net, was pulled mid-way through for <strong>Braden Holtby</strong> after looking shaky on two goals. Holtby fared no better, giving up three goals on his first twelve shots.</p>
<p>There was one good moment however &#8212; a spectacular, amazing, did-that-just-really-happen one. On one of the Penguins bajillion (maybe more) power plays in the second period, Evgeny Malkin found <strong>Sidney Crosby</strong> streaking wide open in the slot. As Crosby took the pass, he attempted to tap the puck into the wide open net on his forehand.</p>
<p>Holtby, however, had other ideas.</p>
<p>As the puck starts careening towards the yawning net, Holtby throws his paddle down in a move of desperation.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/braden-hotlby-paddle-save-on-crosby.gif"><img class="alignnone size-large wp-image-43986" style="border: solid 1px #000;" alt="braden-hotlby-paddle-save-on-crosby" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/braden-hotlby-paddle-save-on-crosby.gif" width="607" /></a></p>
<p><em>GIF by <a href="http://welshhockeyfan.tumblr.com" target="_blank">welshhockeyfan</a></em></p>
<p>The play was reminiscent of Semyon Varlamov&#8217;s amazing stick save on Crosby in Game One of the Caps Pens series in 2009.</p>
<p><iframe src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/01Ow7Kxaqb4?rel=0" height="341" width="607" allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0"></iframe></p>
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		<title>Small Victories: Alex Ovechkin Didn&#8217;t Score Against the Penguins, But He Did Check Sidney Crosby into the Net</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2013 01:09:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ian Oland</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Photo credit: Nick Wass Almost four years ago to the day, Alex Ovechkin and Sidney Crosby &#8212; at the height of their rivalry &#8212; nearly fought at the Capitals bench. After Ovechkin bumped Crosby on his way to a shift change, Sid shoved him in the back. The two exchanged pleasantries until Ovi ended the [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/alex-ovechkin-checks-sidney-crosby.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-large wp-image-43755" style="border: solid 1px #000;" alt="Alex Ovechkin checks Sidney Crosby" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/alex-ovechkin-checks-sidney-crosby-607x409.jpg" width="607" height="409" /></a></p>
<p><em>Photo credit: Nick Wass</em></p>
<p>Almost four years ago to the day, <strong>Alex Ovechkin</strong> and <strong>Sidney Crosby</strong> &#8212; at the height of their rivalry &#8212; <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZM98JHZac6s" target="_blank">nearly fought at the Capitals bench</a>. After Ovechkin bumped Crosby on his way to a shift change, Sid shoved him in the back. The two exchanged pleasantries until Ovi ended the conversation by ripping Crosby&#8217;s helmet off. Between their heated races for the Calder and Maurice Richard trophies, it was the first time the two showed anger towards each other on the ice. It was glorious.</p>
<p>The rivalry has cooled since then. Ovechkin&#8217;s goal scoring has slowed with age. Crosby has dealt with injury.</p>
<p>But on Sunday, while the <a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2013/02/03/a-less-than-superb-owl-penguins-beat-caps-6-3/" target="_blank">Penguins blew out the Capitals 6-3 </a>and Crosby edged Ovechkin 3-1 in points, the Russian machine established dominance in his own way: checking Crosby into the net.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/alex-ovechkin-checks-sidney-crosby-into-net.gif"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-43757" style="border: solid 1px #000;" alt="Alex Ovechkin checks Sidney Crosby into Washington's net" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/alex-ovechkin-checks-sidney-crosby-into-net.gif" width="607" /></a></p>
<p><em>Now that&#8217;s some back-checking! (GIF by <a href="http://welshhockeyfan.tumblr.com" target="_blank">welshhockeyfan</a>)</em></p>
<p>The Capitals are currently the second worst team in the league with a 2-6-1 record, so we&#8217;re gonna enjoy all the little victories that we can. You know damn well I&#8217;m smiling at that GIF.</p>
 
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		<title>Nick Backstrom is Visiting a Specialist in Michigan</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jan 2013 15:43:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Peter Hassett</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Photo credit: khl.ru On Tuesday morning, far-flung Caps players reunited at Kettler Capitals Iceplex for an informal practice session. Present but not skating was the team&#8217;s star center, Nick Backstrom. Backstrom has not played since late December, when he took a hit from behind in a Dynamo Moscow game. According to SportsBox.ru, a doctor in [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/backstrom1.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-42283" style="border: solid 1px #000;" alt="backstrom" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/backstrom1.jpg" width="607" height="476" /></a></p>
<p><em>Photo credit: khl.ru</em></p>
<p>On Tuesday morning, far-flung Caps players reunited at Kettler Capitals Iceplex for an informal practice session. <a href="https://twitter.com/SkyKerstein/status/288699938949435392" target="_blank">Present but not skating</a> was the team&#8217;s star center, <strong>Nick Backstrom</strong>. Backstrom has not played since late December, when he took a hit from behind in a Dynamo Moscow game. According to SportsBox.ru, <a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2012/12/26/video-nicklas-backstroms-neck-injury-is-reportedly-only-a-bruise/">a doctor in Moscow said the injury was just a bruise</a>, but Backstrom&#8217;s agent has since said his player&#8217;s <a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2013/01/01/nicklas-backstroms-agent-injury-could-be-week-to-week/">status may be week-to-week</a>.</p>
<p>On Tuesday night, we learned that Backstrom is visiting a specialist in Michigan.</p>
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<p>On Wednesday, the Capitals confirmed the news:</p>
<blockquote><p>Nick and his agent informed us that they are being proactive with his injury and decided to visit a specialist prior to training camp. Obviously, as you know until camp officially starts teams cannot perform physicals on any player.</p></blockquote>
<p>We don&#8217;t have information on what kind of specialist Backstrom is visiting or the precise nature of his injury. It does behoove us to remark <a href="http://penguins.nhl.com/club/news.htm?id=587347&amp;navid=DL|PIT|home" target="_blank">that <strong>Sidney Crosby</strong> traveled to Michigan to visit a concussion specialist</a> during his own recovery<strong>.</strong></p>
<p>Visiting a specialist may indicate that Backstrom&#8217;s injury is more significant than previously reported. Losing Backstrom for any portion of the upcoming shortened season would hurt the Capitals&#8217; chances to win, and that&#8217;s just a secondary concern after the health issues of the player himself.</p>
<p><em>Additional reporting by Ian Oland.</em></p>
 
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		<title>No Caps/Pens Tonight; Here are Ovi &#8220;Sorry Penguin&#8221; GIFs Instead</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Oct 2012 22:44:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ian Oland</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This t-shirt can be bought here. (Illustration by Rachel Cohen) Wednesday night was supposed to be the Pittsburgh Penguins&#8217; first visit to Verizon Center this season. Because of the NHL lockout, we won&#8217;t get to see Matt Cooke trolling or Sidney Crosby caterwauling plaintively at the refs. We&#8217;ll just have to settle for candy instead. [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/deadguins-shirt.jpg"><img src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/deadguins-shirt-607x379.jpg" alt="" title="RMNB&#039;s I Hate The Penguins Shirt" width="607" style="border: solid 1px #000" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-40314" /></a></p>
<p><em>This t-shirt <a href="http://russianmachineneverbreaks.spreadshirt.com/-I11649302" target="_blank">can be bought here</a>. (Illustration by Rachel Cohen)</em></p>
<p>Wednesday night was supposed to be the Pittsburgh Penguins&#8217; first visit to Verizon Center this season. Because of the NHL lockout, we won&#8217;t get to see Matt Cooke trolling or Sidney Crosby caterwauling plaintively at the refs. We&#8217;ll just have to settle for candy instead.</p>
<p>Hating Pittsburgh sports is coded into my DNA. I&#8217;m physically sick over this. Gary Bettman is depriving me of my regular Sidney Crosby hate, and now I am indescribably sad.</p>
<p>To cheer myself up, I have compiled these GIFs <a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2011/04/11/alex-ovechkins-new-penguin-injuring-capital-one-commercial/" target="_blank">from the Alex Ovechkin &#8220;Sorry, Penguin&#8221; commercial</a>. And now I share them with you. You&#8217;ll laugh. You&#8217;ll cry. <a href="http://russianmachineneverbreaks.spreadshirt.com/-I11649302" target="_blank">You&#8217;ll wave $15 goodbye</a>.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/ovechkin-sorry-penguin.gif"><img src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/ovechkin-sorry-penguin.gif" alt="" title="ovechkin-sorry-penguin" width="607" style="border: solid 1px #000" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-40307" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/ovechkin-sorry-penguin2.gif"><img src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/ovechkin-sorry-penguin2.gif" alt="" title="ovechkin-sorry-penguin2" width="607" style="border: solid 1px #000" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-40308" /></a></p>
<p><em>GIFs created by <a href="http://bohvechkin.tumblr.com/post/33090557003" target="_blank">bohvechkin</a>.</em></p>
<p>Now please leave us some naughty but PG-rated comments about the Penguins below. With your words of hatred, we can all get through this together.</p>
 
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		<title>Crochkin: The Alex Ovechkin-Sidney Crosby Frankenstein Jersey</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Mar 2012 18:31:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Peter Hassett</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Photo credit: Suzanne Kang Our friend Suzanne went to the Hershey Bears game this weekend, and this happened. I&#8217;m not sure we have the vocabulary to describe it, but here goes: It&#8217;s a Sidney Crosby-Alex Ovechkin mash-up shirsey, the holy grail of what Greg Wyshysnki would call a &#8220;jersey foul.&#8221; In one way, it makes sense. [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a class="vt-p" href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/crochkin.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-31344" style="border: solid 1px #000;" title="crochkin" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/crochkin.jpg" alt="" width="607" /></a></p>
<p><em>Photo credit: Suzanne Kang</em></p>
<p>Our friend Suzanne went to the <a class="vt-p" href="http://www.sweetesthockeyonearth.com/2012/03/25/streaking-six-mitchells-shootout-goal-gives-bears-3-2-win/" target="_blank">Hershey Bears game</a> this weekend, and <em>this</em> happened. I&#8217;m not sure we have the vocabulary to describe it, but here goes: It&#8217;s a <strong>Sidney Crosby</strong>-<strong>Alex Ovechkin</strong> mash-up shirsey, the holy grail of <a class="vt-p" href="http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck-daddy/jersey-fouls-extra-buffalo-sabres-fan-trolls-york-005039909.html" target="_blank">what Greg Wyshysnki would call a &#8220;jersey foul.&#8221;</a></p>
<p>In one way, it makes sense. This is a fan at a Bears game in Pennsylvania. The Bears are the farm team for Ovechkin&#8217;s Capitals, and Hershey is only a few hours away from Crosby&#8217;s Penguins. These are the two stars of the two big teams that matter to this person. It&#8217;s almost defensible.</p>
<p>But no.</p>
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<p>This is wrong in so many ways, we had to bust out the bullets:</p>
<ul>
<li>Canadian vs Russian</li>
<li>Center vs Winger</li>
<li>&#8220;Diver&#8221; vs &#8220;Dirty&#8221;</li>
<li>Internecine Patrick Division/Mason-Dixon connection</li>
<li>&#8220;Crochkin&#8221; not a very pleasant portmanteau</li>
<li>They haven&#8217;t even played one another in like 400 days</li>
<li>Numerous stitching concerns</li>
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<p>All that aside, it&#8217;s also kind of admirable. It&#8217;s like shooting the moon in hearts or buying every Good Charlotte album. It&#8217;s so completely and unfathomably <em>wrong</em> that it approaches perfection. It is zen-like in its degree of chaos. It&#8217;s like a pretty little snowflake, unlike anything else in the word, and also someone peed on it.</p>
<p>Keep reachin&#8217; for that rainbow, Crochkin. Shine on, you crazy diamond.</p>
<p><em>P.S. go to our brother blog, <a class="vt-p" href="http://www.sweetesthockeyonearth.com/" target="_blank">Sweetest Hockey on Earth</a>, to learn exactly how much arse the Hersey Bears are kicking right now. </em></p>
 
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		<title>Video: Winnipeg Jets Crowd Mocks Alex Ovechkin with &#8220;Crosby&#8217;s Better&#8221; Chant</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Mar 2012 03:38:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ian Oland</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Apparently, Winnipeg Jets fans have a short memory. Oh, you Canadiens. You&#8217;re so very clever. Next Friday though, it&#8217;s on. S/T to @whistler and The Pensblog for initially posting the video.]]></description>
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<p>Apparently, Winnipeg Jets fans <a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2011/12/16/boring-ovechkam-leads-to-alex-ovechkins-game-winning-goal/" target="_blank">have a short memory</a>.</p>
<p>Oh, you Canadiens. You&#8217;re so very clever. Next Friday though,  <a href="http://capitals.nhl.com/club/schedule.htm" target="_blank">it&#8217;s on</a>.</p>
<p><em>S/T to @<a href="http://twitter.com/whistler" target="_blank">whistler</a> and <a href="http://www.thepensblog.com/tpb/march-2012/video-winnipeg-jets-fans-mock-ovechkin-with-qcrosbys-better-chantsq.html?utm_source=feedburner&#038;utm_medium=twitter&#038;utm_campaign=Feed%3A+thepensblog%2FCewv+%28The+Pensblog%29" target="_blank">The Pensblog</a> for initially posting the video. </em></p>
 
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		<title>Concussions, Collisions, and More: Our NHL Head-Injury All-Stars</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 15:28:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fedor Fedin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Special thanks to Gary Bettman for letting the guys out of the Quiet Room long enough for us to snap this pic. Enlarge. (Photo illustration by Ian Oland) The stars of the All-Star Game were a little less bright this year. Some of the familiar faces that fans expect were absent for reasons that are [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/rmnb-nhl-head-injury-concussion-all-stars.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/rmnb-nhl-head-injury-concussion-all-stars-607x404.jpg" alt="NHL All-Stars Suffering from Concussions and Head Injuries" title="RMNB&#039;s NHL Head Injury All-Stars" width="607" height="404" style="border: solid 1px #000" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-28365" /></a></p>
<p><em>Special thanks to Gary Bettman for letting the guys out of the Quiet Room long enough for us to snap this pic. <a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/rmnb-head-injury-all-stars.jpg" target="_blank">Enlarge</a>. (Photo illustration by Ian Oland)</em></p>
<p>The stars of the All-Star Game were a little less bright this year. Some of the familiar faces that fans expect were absent for reasons that are becoming all too familiar in the modern NHL: head injury. Approximately 85 head injuries have been reported this year, meaning that nearly ten percent of all active players have been injured. 28 of 30 teams have reported at least one head injury, while some franchises have dealt with as many six or seven. With star center <strong>Nicklas Backstrom</strong> <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/capitals-insider/post/nicklas-backstrom-capitals-being-extra-cautious-with-concussion/2012/01/19/gIQACwVrAQ_blog.html" target="_blank">now sitting out due to concussion</a>, the issue has hit close to home for Caps fans.</p>
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<p>While <strong>Brendan Shanhan</strong> has doled out 26 regular-season suspensions &#8212; which <a href="http://www.nesn.com/2011/10/brendan-shanahans-crackdown-threatens-to-take-the-good-hitting-out-with-the-bad.html" target="_blank">some think have gone too far</a>, hits targeting of the head continue. The face of the NHL, <strong>Sidney Crosby</strong>, lasted just nine games in his latest comeback before being sidelined yet again with post-concussion syndrome. His return to the ice and excellence is still uncertain.</p>
<p>Even worse, a season after seeing <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2011/12/04/sports/hockey/derek-boogaard-a-boy-learns-to-brawl.html?_r=1&amp;pagewanted=all" target="_blank">three of its enforcers die in one summer</a>, the NHL faces mounting questions about player safety. Some players, celebrated for their toughness, <a href="http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2011/oct/14/capitals-brooks-laich-criticizes-nhls-concussion-p/" target="_blank">bristle at league</a> mandates regarding concussions.</p>
<p>One such example came on December 17th, when the Toronto Maple Leafs&#8217; <strong>Colby Armstrong</strong> suffered a concussion after colliding with Vancouver’s <strong>Ryan Kesler</strong>. However, Armstrong did not report the concussion, choosing instead to hide his condition from trainers, who discovered it only when they found Armstrong vomiting in the locker room. While no one would question Armstrong’s toughness and grit, this is the last place that an NHL player should be expected to show his bravery.</p>
<p>Below the jump, we’ve chosen to highlight 12 All-Star caliber players &#8212; six each for the Eastern and Western Conferences &#8212; who&#8217;ve struggled with head injury this year. We hope that this brings attention to concussions in sports and specifically in hockey, where the problem has grown too big to be ignored.</p>
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<p><span style="font-size: 20px;"><strong>Western Conference Head Injury Starters</strong></span></p>
<p><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/west-all-stars.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-large wp-image-28293" style="border: solid 1px #000;" title="West Head Injury Starters" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/west-all-stars-607x365.jpg" alt="" width="607" height="365" /></a></p>
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<p><span style="font-size: 18px;"><strong>Mike Richards, Los Angeles Kings</strong></span></p>
<p><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/mike-richards-all-star.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-large wp-image-28318" style="border: solid 1px #000;" title="mike-richards-all-star" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/mike-richards-all-star-607x158.jpg" alt="" width="607" height="158" /></a></p>
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<p><strong>Story:</strong> Mike Richards took a Sean Bergenheim shoulder to the head on December 1st. He went to IR on the following day and missed eight games with a head injury. Bergenheim did not receive any supplemental discipline.</p>
<p><strong>Penalties on the play:</strong></p>
<p>LAK Mike Richards: 2 Minutes for Slashing (Served by Trent Hunter)<br />
LAK Mike Richards: 2 Minutes for Roughing (Served by Trent Hunter)<br />
FLA Sean Bergenheim: 2 Minutes for Roughing<br />
LAK Jarret Stoll: 2 Minutes for Roughing</p>
<p><a href="http://mobile.latimes.com/p.p?m=b&amp;a=rp&amp;id=1317086&amp;postId=1317086&amp;postUserId=7&amp;sessionToken=&amp;catId=6907&amp;curAbsIndex=2&amp;resultsUrl=DID%3D6%26DFCL%3D1000%26DSB%3Drank%2523desc%26DBFQ%3DuserId%253A7%26DL.w%3D%26DL.d%3D10%26DQ%3DsectionId%253A6907%26DPS%3D0%26DPL%3D3">Richards told LA Times that it was not for the first time he&#8217;s suffered a concussion:</a></p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;I’ve been injured like this before,&#8221; he said. &#8220;Like I said, it’s just time. It’s nothing you can rush. It’s a hurry-up-and-wait sort of thing.&#8221; [...] &#8220;Obviously it’s something that you’re used to playing every day,&#8221; he said. &#8220;And going out there and having fun. It’s just not the same. You’re not with the guys in the dressing room. You always feel like you could be doing more.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
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<p><span style="font-size: 18px;"><strong>Anze Kopitar, Los Angeles Kings</strong></span></p>
<p><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/anze-kopitar-all-star.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-large wp-image-28321" style="border: solid 1px #000;" title="anze-kopitar-all-star" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/anze-kopitar-all-star-607x158.jpg" alt="" width="607" height="158" /></a></p>
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<p><strong>Story:</strong> One of three Kings&#8217; star forwards to suffer concussions this season, Kopitar was injured on a hard hit by Dallas Stars power forward Brenden Morrow behind Dallas&#8217; net. Kopitar left the game for precautionary reasons, but thankfully for Kings fans, did not miss a single game afterward.</p>
<p><strong>Penalties on the play:</strong></p>
<p>LAK Mike Richards: 10 Minute Game Misconduct<br />
LAK Mike Richards: 2 Minutes for Instigator &#8211; Face Shield (Served by Trent Hunter)<br />
LAK Mike Richards: 2 Minutes for Unsportsmanlike Conduct (Served by Trent Hunter)<br />
DAL Brenden Morrow: 5 Minute Major for Fighting<br />
LAK Mike Richards: 5 Minute Major for Fighting</p>
<p><a href="http://lakingsinsider.com/2012/01/13/kopitar-talks-about-hit-feeling-good/">A day after the hit, Kopitar described his condition to Rich Hammond of LA Kings Insider:</a></p>
<blockquote><p>“Feeling good. Nothing special to say, really. It was just precautionary reasons last night. I’m sure you guys know, even better than I do, what it takes after you get hit like that, what you’ve got to do (with) the quiet room and stuff. But I’m feeling good this morning, and that’s about it.’’</p></blockquote>
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<p><span style="font-size: 18px;"><strong>Taylor Hall, Edmonton Oilers</strong></span></p>
<p><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/taylor-hall-all-star.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-large wp-image-28323" style="border: solid 1px #000;" title="taylor-hall-all-star" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/taylor-hall-all-star-607x158.jpg" alt="" width="607" height="158" /></a></p>
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<p><strong>Story:</strong> Taylor Hall took a Corey Potter skate to the face in warm-ups before a game against the Blue Jackets, and it <a href="http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/taylor-hall-eye-injury.jpg">didn&#8217;t look pretty</a>. Hall only missed two games &#8211; one against the Blue Jackets and the next against the St. Louis Blues.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.edmontonjournal.com/sports/Taylor+Hall+talks+about+nasty+injury/6019881/story.html">Hall talked about the injury with the Edmonton Journal&#8217;s Joanne Ireland:</a></p>
<blockquote><p>“I looked a lot better before, but what can you do?” Hall said on Thursday. “You can say that I’m lucky I didn’t get my eye taken out or that I didn’t get my throat sliced. Or, I’m just unlucky because something like his has never happened in the history of the sport with how many guys who have not worn a helmet in warm-up.”</p></blockquote>
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<p><span style="font-size: 18px;"><strong>Shea Weber, Nashville Predators</strong></span></p>
<p><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/shea-weber-all-star.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-large wp-image-28324" style="border: solid 1px #000;" title="shea-weber-all-star" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/shea-weber-all-star-607x158.jpg" alt="" width="607" height="158" /></a></p>
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<p><strong>Story:</strong> Shea Weber, the Nashville Predators hard-shooting All-Star defenseman, took a forearm to the head from the Dallas Stars&#8217; Mark Fistric and missed four games with &#8220;concussion-like symptoms.&#8221; No penalties were called on the play, nor did Brendan Shanahan suspend Fistric, who had already been suspended that month for an illegal hit on Islanders forward Nino Niederreiter. The hit on Neiderreiter also resulted in a concussion.</p>
<p>Shea Weber also <a href="http://www.hockeyfights.com/players/1511">sometimes</a> drops the gloves. <a href="http://www.foxsportstennessee.com/01/20/12/Shea-Weber-Please-give-up-fighting/landing_predators.html?blockID=649924&amp;feedID=3728">Fox Sports Tennessee&#8217;s John Manasso wrote an interesting article on why he shouldn&#8217;t: </a></p>
<blockquote><p>It&#8217;s understandable that you don&#8217;t want your opponents to know that you won&#8217;t fight. Keep the secret to yourself. You don&#8217;t have to disavow fighting publicly. Just don&#8217;t fight. You have too much to risk and too little to gain.</p></blockquote>
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<p><span style="font-size: 18px;"><strong>Sami Salo, Vancouver Canucks</strong></span></p>
<p><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/sami-salo-all-star.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-large wp-image-28326" style="border: solid 1px #000;" title="sami-salo-all-star" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/sami-salo-all-star-607x158.jpg" alt="" width="607" height="158" /></a></p>
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<p><strong>Story:</strong> In one of the most controversial hits this season, Brad Marchand caught Sami Salo with what seemed to be a borderline hit somewhere between a hip check and a clip. This earned Marchand a lengthy suspension from Brendan Shanahan, missing five games; Salo is yet to return.</p>
<p><strong>Penalties:</strong><br />
BOS Brad Marchand: 5 Minute Major for Clipping (Served by Shawn Thornton)<br />
BOS Brad Marchand: 10 Minute Game Misconduct</p>
<p><a href="http://www.canada.com/sports/Sami+Salo+fights+back+again/6031908/story.html">Salo told Vancouver Sun what he thinks about the hit:</a></p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;I&#8217;m lucky I didn&#8217;t break my neck,&#8221; Salo said Friday, answering questions for the first time since landing heavily on the back of his head and neck when upended by Marchand during the Canucks&#8217; 4-3 win in Boston two weeks ago. &#8220;You can&#8217;t play the game thinking about what other guys might do. You can&#8217;t play the game&#8230; thinking this guy might elbow me or something.</p></blockquote>
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<p><span style="font-size: 18px;"><strong>Josh Harding, Minnesota Wild</strong></span></p>
<p><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/josh-harding-all-star.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-large wp-image-28330" style="border: solid 1px #000;" title="josh-harding-all-star" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/josh-harding-all-star-607x158.jpg" alt="" width="607" height="158" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/harding-concussion.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-large wp-image-28328" style="border: solid 1px #000;" title="harding-concussion" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/harding-concussion-607x296.jpg" alt="" width="607" height="296" /></a></p>
<p><em>Photos by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/pointnshoot" target="_blank">PointNShoot</a></em></p>
<p><strong>Story:</strong> Minnesota goaltender Josh Harding was accidentally elbowed in the head by his teammate, Nick Schultz, while battling with the Sharks&#8217; Joe Pavelski in front of the net.  The elbow left Harding with a concussion. He became the fourth Wild player to suffer from a concussion this season joining Guillaume Latendresse, Marek Zidlicky, and Pierre-Marc Bouchard on the sidelines.</p>
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<p><span style="font-size: 18px;"><strong>Western Conference Honorable Mention</strong></span></p>
<p><em><strong>Forwards:</strong> Alex Tanguay, Simon Gagne, R.J. Umberger, Ryane Clowe, Alex Steen, Andy McDonald, Mike Fisher. <strong>Defensemen:</strong> Brent Seabrook, Ian White, Radek Martinek, Michal Roszival, Carlo Colaiacovo. <strong>Goalie:</strong> Steve Mason.</em></p>
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<p><span style="font-size: 20px;"><strong>Eastern Conference Head Injury Starters</strong></span></p>
<p><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/east-all-stars.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-large wp-image-28290" style="border: solid 1px #000;" title="East Head Injury Starters" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/east-all-stars-607x386.jpg" alt="" width="607" height="386" /></a></p>
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<p><span style="font-size: 18px;"><strong>Sidney Crosby, Pittsburgh Penguins</strong></span></p>
<p><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/sidney-crosby-east-all-star.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-large wp-image-28298" style="border: solid 1px #000;" title="sidney-crosby-east-all-star" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/sidney-crosby-east-all-star-607x158.jpg" alt="" width="607" height="158" /></a></p>
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<p><strong>Story:</strong> You&#8217;re probably already sick of reading about <a href="http://youtu.be/eUQziwabMKk">Crosby&#8217;s collision with then-Capital David Steckel</a> and <a href="http://youtu.be/3sfiMs4l38A">hit by Lightning d-man Victor Hedman</a>, so we won&#8217;t elaborate on it. Sid&#8217;s comeback from those two hits lasted all of nine games. In the last game he played, he collided with the Bruins&#8217; David Krejci and that is believed to be a reason of his latest concussion. He also <a href="http://youtu.be/eej4FSNi0Mg">collided with teammate Chris Kunitz</a>, which <a href="http://sports.nationalpost.com/2012/01/17/is-the-clock-ticking-on-crosby/">as the National Post so elegantly said</a>, &#8220;finished him.&#8221; It was revealed during All-Star Weekend that <a href="http://www.cbc.ca/sports/hockey/nhl/story/2012/01/28/sp-nhl-penguins-sidney-crosby.html" target="_blank">Crosby suffered a broken neck as well</a>.</p>
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<p><span style="font-size: 18px;"><strong>Claude Giroux, Philadelphia Flyers</strong></span></p>
<p><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/claude-giroux-all-star.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-large wp-image-28308" style="border: solid 1px #000;" title="claude-giroux-all-star" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/claude-giroux-all-star-607x158.jpg" alt="" width="607" height="158" /></a></p>
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<p><strong>Story:</strong> Another friendly-fire incident that resulted in injury, Giroux was accidentally kneed by teammate Wayne Simmonds, who tried to jump over the fallen Giroux. Giroux missed only four games and at first it looked like he never missed a beat, recording a four-point performance in the very first game back, but then&#8230;</p>
<p><a href="http://www.phillyburbs.com/sports/flyers/giroux-scoring-drought-has-its-reasons/article_813f803e-c802-5c2d-b7d1-aeb9f51dfdd7.html" target="_blank">PhillyBurbs.com sums it up best</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>The conspiracy theory is that the concussion he suffered back on Dec. 10 against Tampa Bay (in a collision with teammate Wayne Simmonds) hasn’t completely healed yet and that there might be some residual effects.</p>
<p>Giroux did return after missing four games and put together a four-point night at Dallas on Dec. 21. But in the 13 games since then, just one goal (in the Jan. 2 Winter Classic) and eight assists.</p></blockquote>
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<p><span style="font-size: 18px;"><strong>Nicklas Backstrom, Washington Capitals</strong></span></p>
<p><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/nick-backstrom-all-star.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-large wp-image-28314" style="border: solid 1px #000;" title="nick-backstrom-all-star" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/nick-backstrom-all-star-607x158.jpg" alt="" width="607" height="158" /></a></p>
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<p><strong>Story:</strong> The Washington Capitals first-half MVP, Nicklas Backstrom, was elbowed by Rene Bourque, who was later suspended five games by Shanahan for the incident (<a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2012/01/18/rene-bourque-guest-stars-in-mike-tyson-punch-out/" target="_blank">and beaten up by us video-game style</a>). Backstrom has no timetable for a return, and the Capitals&#8217; success and overall mobility has declined with him out of the lineup. The Caps with and without Backstrom are two entirely different teams. Backstrom&#8217;s health will likely influence George McPhee&#8217;s trade strategy come the deadline. </p>
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<p><span style="font-size: 18px;"><strong>Chris Pronger, Philadelphia Flyers</strong></span></p>
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<p><strong>Story:</strong> One of the scariest injuries in awhile, because of its seriousness and because of its effect on a player who has been a measuring stick for toughness. Chris Pronger was hit high by an errant Mikhail Grabovski stick. Right away, the injury didn&#8217;t look good with concerns mostly focused on damage to his sight. However, Pronger returned from what was called an &#8220;eye injury&#8221; and played six games. After that, he had a knee injury that required surgery, and it was only at this time that the Flyers organization revealed that he was suffering from post-concussion syndrome, and would likely be out for the rest of the season.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.nhl.com/ice/blogpost.htm?id=5646">The Flyers&#8217; captain told NHL.com:</a></p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;I just didn&#8217;t feel well, I didn&#8217;t know what it was,&#8221; Pronger said that day. &#8220;I never felt like that before with headaches and nausea, and that stuff. I had a concussion baseline test and passed that … I got lightheaded, had headaches, you&#8217;re nauseous.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>Pronger&#8217;s wife Lauren also <a href="http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/2012/1/20/2719942/chris-pronger-injury-concussion-interview-philadelphia-flyers">offered her perspective on the injury:</a></p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;It&#8217;s a tough go at home,&#8221; she said. &#8220;We&#8217;re going day-to-day right now &#8212; good days, bad days. It&#8217;s been a lot of trauma going on. We&#8217;re just praying right now. He&#8217;s battling. He wants to be out there more than anybody. It&#8217;s tough for all of us to watch him go through this.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
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<p><span style="font-size: 18px;"><strong>Kris Letang, Pittsburgh Penguins</strong></span></p>
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<p><strong>Story:</strong> Kris Letang was injured in the third period of a Canadiens &#8211; Penguins game on November 25. He returned in that game and scored the OT game-winner, but missed 21 games afterwards. Though there was no penalty call on the play, Pacioretty was suspended three games by the Department of Player Safety.</p>
<p>Sidney Crosby gave Letang advice before he returned to the ice. <a href="http://penguins.nhl.com/club/news.htm?id=612464&amp;navid=DL%7CPIT%7Chome">Letang told the media:</a></p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;Pay attention to how your body reacts out there and make sure I’m 100 percent ready, not taking any chances because you need your head for the rest of your life. It was a question of feeling good and being confident that I can do the job out there.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
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<p><span style="font-size: 18px;"><strong>Ryan Miller, Buffalo Sabres</strong></span></p>
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<p><strong>Story:</strong> Ryan Miller was hit by Milan Lucic in a race for the puck. Lucic was not suspended for the hit and only got two minutes of penalty time for charging. Later this season, <a href="http://youtu.be/Pc0tQGwTHH4">Jordin Tootoo collided with Miller</a> and was suspended for two games. The concussion Miller sustained after the Lucic hit was his second in a year.</p>
<p><a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/news?slug=nc-3periods-maple-leafs-reimer-sabres-miller-011912">Miller told Yahoo! Sports what it felt like to have a concussion:</a></p>
<blockquote><p>“My issue every time has been, it affects your focus and concentration,” Miller said. “You feel like you have ADD. You feel like you have extreme ADD when you have the headaches and you have the uncomfortable ‘off’ feeling. I mean, I think history can kind of show I’m a very intense, focused person, and when I can’t even get through a 10-, 15-minute task at home, which I can usually sit down and do, something’s wrong.”</p></blockquote>
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<p><span style="font-size: 18px;"><strong>Eastern Conference Honorable Mention</strong></span></p>
<p><em><strong>Forwards:</strong> Jeff Skinner, Martin St. Louis, Daniel Alfredsson, Milan Michalek, Danny Briere, Evander Kane. <strong>Defensemen:</strong> Zbynek Michalek, Joni Pitkanen, Marс Staal, John-Michael Liles, Victor Hedman. <strong>Goalies:</strong> James Reimer, Al Montoya, Rick DiPietro.</em></p>
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<p><em>Layout, graphics, and introduction by Ian Oland.<br />
Additional reporting by Ana Hansen.</em></p>
 
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