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		<title>A Shirtless Brooks Laich, Sergei Fedorov Fights &amp; NBC &#8220;Gets It&#8221;</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Since this weekend brought us so many freakishly weird things, like my mother getting a &#8220;Slanket&#8221; (a rip off version of the Snuggie) for Christmas, we decided to just put up a few of the awesome things we observed. Prepare yourself. I. A Shirtless Brooks Laich While I was doing some writing tonight, I noticed [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Since this weekend brought us so many freakishly weird things, like my mother getting a &#8220;<a href="http://www.theslanket.com/" target="_blank">Slanket</a>&#8221; (a rip off version of the Snuggie) for Christmas, we decided to just put up a few of the awesome things we observed.  Prepare yourself.</p>
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<p><strong>I. A Shirtless Brooks Laich</strong></p>
<p>While I was doing some writing tonight, I noticed a Twitter Conversation with some of my younger followers.  What were they talking about? The most good looking Capitals of course! And who came up? This guy:</p>
<p><a href="http://twitpic.com/uusjp" target="_blank"><img style="border: solid 1px #00204d" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/images/a-shirtless-brooks-laich.jpg" alt="A Shirtless Brooks Laich" /></a></p>
<p>Now you may say, Russian Machine, you&#8217;re just putting that up for cheap links.  You damn right we are.  <a href="http://rockthered.net/2009/12/11/reaching-into-the-rtr-mailbag/" target="_blank">It&#8217;s not like we&#8217;re the first ones</a> to do it.</p>
<p><strong>II. A Terrible Sergei Fedorov Fight</strong></p>
<p>Maybe Feds missed the memo, but Christmas time is the season of giving.  Not the season of trying to punch the head off an opponent <a href="http://morningglory2.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/rockem-sockem-robots-game.jpg" target="_blank">Rock-Em-Sock-Em-Robots</a> Style.  The 40 year old Fedorov, who moved from our Nation&#8217;s Capitals to the KHL this past summer, got into a fight with 23 year old Roman Derlyuk to avenge a dirty hit on his younger brother, Fedor.</p>
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<p>I don&#8217;t know if I&#8217;m the only one here thinking this, but is just watching this tape surreal?  Why? Well it&#8217;s not because Federov&#8217;s fighting persay, it&#8217;s just because he chose playing in this league over playing with the Capitals one more year.  It just looks so B-League.  Fellow Russians out there, is there something we&#8217;re missing (minus the money)?</p>
<p><a href="http://www.russianhockeyfans.com/khl/sergei-fedorov-gets-into-a-fight-to-avenge-his-brother-fedor-84.html" target="_blank">RussianHockeyFans.com</a> also awesomely translated an interview of Roman Derlyuk and asked him what it was like to fight one of his childhood heroes:</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;Fedorov is a great player, I remember watching him play when I was a kid. I&#8217;d even call myself his fan. And if someone told me that I&#8217;d ever fight Fedorov I would&#8230; I would&#8230; never believe. It just happened that he went after me, one of his punches reached my head and I&#8230; Of course I&#8217;d never start a fight against such player as Sergei Fedorov&#8230; never,&#8221; said Derlyuk to Alyona Shilova of vhockey.ru after the game.</p></blockquote>
<p><strong>III. Redskins Putrid Performance Forces NBC Anchors To Make Idle Chatter About The Capitals. Awkward!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@#$@#$</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://twitpic.com/vjpew" target="_blank"><img style="border: solid 1px #00204d" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/images/caps-sign-sunday-night-football.jpg" alt="Washington Capitals Sign on NBC Sunday Night Football Game Between Redskins &amp; Cowboys" /></a></p>
<p>(Picture via <a href="http://www.twitter.com/Gunaxin" target="_blank">@Gunaxin</a>) In attention-the-capitals-have-never-gotten-ever news, Dan Synder&#8217;s Washington Redskins are so bad that Al Michaels and Cris Collinsworth actually tried talking about the Washington Capitals on air.  Did it go well? You be the judge:</p>
<p><strong>dcsportsbog:</strong> Al Michaels: &#8220;You know what I saw today (around town)? Alex Ovechkin&#8217;s jersey.&#8221;<br />
<strong>dcsportsbog:</strong> Michaels: &#8220;I think people right now in this town would rather talk about the Capitals than kvetch about the Redskins.&#8221;<br />
<strong>wbhenry2010:</strong> &#8220;The Redskins can&#8217;t put the puck in the net.&#8221; &#8211; Cris Collinsworth</p>
<p>Wow!  A few responses we liked on Twitter were:</p>
<p><strong>ChrisMottram:</strong> So, Al and Cris are shocked that DC fans are rooting for their local successful sports franchise over the one that&#8217;s currently shit?<br />
<strong>hotpinkhope:</strong> Collinsworth, I knew your were an idiot, couldn&#8217;t you have tried to make it less obvious that you could care less about hockey?<br />
<strong>awesome_anna:</strong> @lucybrown9 Are you seriously saying the Olson twins are WORSE than Crosby? LIES!</p>
<p>Oops! Got sidetracked on that Crosby one.</p>
<p><strong>IV. Wale At Every Washington Sporting Event Ever</strong></p>
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<p>(Credit to <a href="http://www.homermcfanboy.com/" target="_blank">Homer McFanBoy</a> For Video) Yes, even Roger Mason Jr. Wale was at the Redskins game. &#8230; Okay, sorry thought it was important to share.  Every other blogger talks about him so I thought I should too!</p>
<p><strong>V. Capitals Young Guns Elved</strong></p>
<p>Lastly, I just saw this on <a href="http://punchinthefaceblog.wordpress.com/2009/12/22/happy-holidays/" target="_blank">Punch In The Face</a> and couldn&#8217;t stop laughing.  The smug look on  Semin&#8217;s face as he does the &#8220;mashed potatoe&#8221; gets me everytime.  Oh man.</p>
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<p>Also, <a href="http://punchinthefaceblog.wordpress.com/2009/12/22/happy-holidays/" target="_blank">this is the post that keeps on giving</a> as it also supplies us with Mike Knuble in a Dress, a snowball fight between Team Crosby vs. Team Ovechkin, and Quintin Laing wishing you a Happy Festivus.  God, I love the internet.</p>
 
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