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		<title>Caps beat Sens 5-3, Can We Play Them Every Game?</title>
		<link>http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2011/12/07/caps-beat-sens-5-3-can-we-play-them-every-game/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Dec 2011 02:43:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Peter Hassett</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[????? (Photo credit: Jana Chytilova) The Washington Capitals&#8217; only win under Coach Hunter came from the Ottawa Senators, whom they met again on Wednesday. It was their second meeting in a week, and it was freaking terrific. Jeff Halpern recovered Dennis Wideman&#8217;s rebound to make it 1-0. With Vokoun and Erskine bobbling the puck, Erik [...]]]></description>
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<p><em>????? (Photo credit: Jana Chytilova)</em></p>
<p>The Washington Capitals&#8217; only win under Coach Hunter came from the Ottawa Senators, whom they met again on Wednesday. It was their second meeting in a week, and it was freaking terrific.</p>
<p>Jeff Halpern recovered Dennis Wideman&#8217;s rebound to make it 1-0. With Vokoun and Erskine bobbling the puck, Erik Condra took a stab and tied it up.  Nick Foligno combined speed and patience to score just as the power play expired. Brooks Laich set up Nick Backstrom, who roofed the tying goal on the power play. Alex Ovechkin looped around the Ottawa net, suckered his defender, and loosed the go-ahead goal. Troy Brouwer piled on 15 seconds later with his Gordie Howe Hat Trick goal. Milan Michalek needed like 5 milliseconds to score on a late-game power play. John Carlson sniped the empty netter. <strong>Caps beat Sens 5-3</strong>.</p>
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<li>So, wait&#8230; you&#8217;re telling me John Carlson and Erik Karlsson are <em>NOT</em> related?</li>
<li>Ottawa&#8217;s <strong>Chris Neil</strong> got whistled for embellishment after an iffy hit by <strong>Alex Ovechkin</strong>. So dedicated to his diving craft is Mr. Neil that he struggled to get up, held his midsection with a grimace on his face, and spent his penalty in the locker room. What a committed actor. Okay, yeah. That was definitely an A1 spear to the yambag by 8 there. Neil spent the rest of the game following Ovi around like an belligerent toddler. [<strong><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2011/12/07/alex-ovechkin-spears-chris-neil-in-the-heirloom-chris-neil-gets-penalized/">See our article about Ovechkin spearing Neil</a></strong>]</li>
<li>The Capitals let the bulk of the second period go without putting up any offense. <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/ngreenberg/status/144592773646000128" target="_blank">Neil Greenberg reports</a> that around 17 minutes elapsed between Caps scoring chances, which bookended 2 Senators goals. Bad. One of those goals was a lovely effort by Foligno, the other was a woeful mistake by John Erskine.</li>
<li>FIGHT! It&#8217;s <strong>Troy Brouwer</strong> versus Jesse Winchester:</li>
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<li>That fight, plus his assist, plus his goal&#8230; that means&#8230; <strong>Troy Brouwer</strong> wins the Gordie! Scroll on down for Ian&#8217;s commemorative RMNB illustration.</li>
<li>The Capitals tried mightily to make something happen on their lengthy 5-on-3 opportunity, but bad habits (i.e. overpassing) are hard to break. The power play came and went like so many have this season.</li>
<li>But then<strong> Nick Backstrom</strong> scored the Capitals first power play of the Dale Hunter era and the first since the Rangers on November 25th, when we were all still om nom nomming on leftovers.</li>
<li><strong>Alex Ovechkin</strong> was heading for a frustrating night. He was a powerhouse in enemy territory, offering 7 shots&#8211; most from between 10 and 30 feet., drawing a penalty, making big moves and&#8230; IT WORKED! Ovechkin&#8217;s goal was a dominant play that reminded everyone that he <em>can</em> be the most captivating player in the NHL.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.chirpsfromtheledge.com/" target="_blank">Peter of Chirps from the Ledge</a> shared a crucial observation: the power play gave up no shorthanded chances tonight. Sadly, this really is notable.</li>
<li><strong>Alex Semin </strong>returned to the ice after missing three games. Stick penalty. Classic Sasha! At least he didn&#8217;t have to linger in the box long; Michalek scored five seconds later.</li>
<li>Alex Semin&#8217;s understudy <strong>Joel Ward</strong> also contributed two awful stick penalties. Children, this is why we can&#8217;t have blow-out wins.</li>
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<p>Can we play Ottawa every night? I know they&#8217;re not Cup contenders or anything, but we need this right now! <em>The Hunter</em>&#8216;s Capitals are still embryonic and their confidence is fragile. Every win means the world to the team psyche right now, not to mention the conference standings, which&#8230; well, just don&#8217;t look right now.</p>
<p>So another win: the second of Hunter&#8217;s NHL career, the second against Ottawa. The bleeding has stopped, and maybe&#8211; just maybe&#8211; Ovechkin has turned a corner. The boys should be smiling on their trip home.</p>
<p>At least until they see the tarmac covered in snow.</p>
<p>Congratulations to Troy Brouwer on his first Gordie Howe as a Washington Capital!</p>
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<p><em>Illustration by Ian Oland, who really does have a degree in graphic design.</em></p>
 
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		<title>Comeback! Caps beat Panthers 5-4 (SO)</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jan 2010 04:31:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Peter Hassett</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Game Recap]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Brendan Morrison]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Brooks Laich]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jason Chimera]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jose Theodore]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Michal Neuvirth]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[If I told you that tonight&#8217;s game hinged on Brendan Morrison (no goals since 12/23) and Brooks Laich (no goals since 12/28) scoring, you probably wouldn&#8217;t have been optimistic. If I told you that of five back-to-back game pairs, the Caps lost the second game four out of five times, would you have a good [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img style="border: solid 1px #00204d" title="mike-knubles-no-goal" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/mike-knubles-no-goal.jpg" alt="Tonight Mike Knuble joined the ranks of officiater-haters everywhere." width="606" height="306" /></p>
<p>If I told you that tonight&#8217;s game hinged on Brendan Morrison (no goals since 12/23) and Brooks Laich (no goals since 12/28) scoring, you probably wouldn&#8217;t have been optimistic.  If I told you that of five back-to-back game pairs, the Caps lost the second game four out of five times, would you have a good outlook for tonight?  Well, forget you, dude.  The Washington Capitals proved their depth of talent and character in a stunning come-from-behind shootout win over the Florida Panthers.</p>
<p>It could have gone very differently.  After last night&#8217;s&#8211; let&#8217;s just call it a hosedown&#8211; the Caps could have lost their  momentum and zombie-shambled through the rest of their trip down south.  One could argue that Tuesday showed the Caps&#8217; self-detonating: losing their composure and revealing their myriad flaws.  I think instead they showed grit and character in that loss.  The Caps left Tampa last night with some scrap of dignity and, bouyed by <a href="http://twitter.com/#search?q=%23needsmoreBradley">Matt Bradley</a>, a renewed sense of teamwork.  That spirit was paramount in Sunrise.</p>
<p>The first period opened like we all feared it might.  The Panthers led 2-0, and the Caps&#8217; offense was absent.  Michal Neuvirth&#8217;s puck-stopping came up short.  Stop me if you heard this one before.  It seemed like Florida would be able to coast to an easy win over <a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2010/01/04/ladies-and-gentlemen-the-caps-rap/">thebestteamevertoplaythesportofhockey</a>.  But no.  Not tonight.  Not under the new reign of Captain Alexander Ovechkin and his merry men.  The boys mounted an epic and late-brewing comeback, earning a teeth-clenching shootout finish.  On the back of Tomas Fleischman, the Caps fought for this win.</p>
<p>If you can&#8217;t tell already, this game is the bizarro version of last night&#8217;s game.  Let&#8217;s break it down.</p>
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<li>Goalie <strong>Michal Neuvirth</strong> has been overwhelmed two nights in a row.  When Varlamov encountered a spell like this at the season&#8217;s beginning, we called it lack of mental toughness.  That was because we knew Semyon was a world-class talent.  Neuvirth is still in the stage where he must prove himself up to the challenge of NHL hockey, and tonight he failed.  Four goals got past Mikey, and Comcast SportsNet taunted the poor kid with several shots of him pouting on the bench.</li>
<li>Somewhere someone is saying that Neuvirth was so bad he made <strong>Jose Theodore</strong> look good.  That guy is a jerk, and he can have none of my pub fries. Anyhow, it&#8217;s hard to be &#8220;Three or more&#8221; Theodore when there are already four goals against you coming in.  Jose was a brick wall for all of regulation, and he deserves the most credit for ensuring a shootout.  I&#8217;ve been a loud proponent of the guy, and I&#8217;ve defended him when Caps fans got the long knives out a few weeks ago.  Tonight I am filled not with vindication, but gratitude.  Jose really is a superstar goalie, and we owe this win partially to him.  Maybe he should have stopped that glove-side goal during the shootout though.  Next time, Jose.</li>
<li>Holy moley.  New guy <strong>Jason Chimera</strong> is faaaaaast.  The bald dude&#8217;s unassisted goal was the best looking play of the whole night, followed immediately by his fight, and then his assist to Brian Pothier&#8217;s goal.  Hey, what a second&#8211; is that?  Yes!  It is!  Jason Chimera has earned the first-ever <strong>Russian Machine Never Breaks Gordie Howe Hat Trick Award</strong> (&#8220;The Gordie!&#8221;).<img class="alignright" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/images/thegordie-chimera.jpg" alt="" width="250" height="446" /></li>
<li>At this point it&#8217;s almost crass to say that <strong>Mike Green</strong> had a great game.  <a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2010/01/06/t-shirt-tuesday-part-ii-canadas-best-defenseman-snubbed-t-shirt-huge-rmnb-contest/">Canada&#8217;s best defenseman</a> almost always has a great night.  Greenie splayed a few Panthers out, but his biggest contribution tonight was the tying goal that <strong>Nicklas Backstrom</strong> deflected in.  I don&#8217;t know how to praise the guy anymore without nearing idolatry, so I won&#8217;t even try.  Russian Machine hereby begins a campaign to canonize Mike &#8211;nay&#8211; <em>Saint Michael</em> Green.</li>
<li><strong>Mike Knuble</strong>&#8216;s <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">game-winning</span> <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">goal</span> typified the kind of blood-and-guts effort we expect from the hardnosed vet.  <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">Thank goodness the eagle-eyed refs were on the ball tonight, or else this might have been missed, and then my blood pressure would have gone through the roof</span>.  BAH!</li>
<li>Is it just me, or are the big 3 (Backy, Semin, Ovie) kinda crummy on shootout?</li>
<li><strong>Brooks Laich</strong> and <strong>Brendan Morrison</strong> escaped from their shared slump, and they picked a heluva time to do it.  Two consecutive goals got past Jose during the shootout, but Brooksy and B-Mo stepped up when the game was on the line.  Inspired by the team effort, Captain AO is sure to spring for free strip club pizza for the team later.</li>
<li>And then there was Flash.  <strong>Tomas Fleischmann</strong> has been effulgent since taking the Center spot a few weeks ago.  But in six attempts he&#8217;s never scored on shootout.  That ended tonight.  Flash found the top shelf and planted the puck in there for the gamewinner (redux).  Tomas made this hard-fought win possible, and he&#8217;s the reason behind a thousand high fives in the viewing area tonight.  He made drinks clink and <a href="http://www.fleischmanns.com/our-spreads.jsp">non-butter spread taste even more delicious</a>.</li>
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<p>I hope the smug sports pundits were able to look down their noses far enough to see tonight&#8217;s game.  If you can&#8217;t find passion and devotion in these athletes worthy of remark, you don&#8217;t know sport.</p>
 
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