Don’t we all?*

The Capitals (along with DC101′s Elliot Segal and Alan May) participated in the laudable Toys for Tots at Toys R Us, and there’s awesome video. File this alongside Caps-in-police uniforms, pouring beer for charity, and skating with kiddies: nice for the community, but severely undercutting the bloodthirsty, grandmother-kicking reputation we want for our team.

The visit also seems to have sparked a Twitter brawl between Alan May and Capitals video producer/warm-up DJ/only-guy-who-can-reach-the-top-shelf Brett Leonhardt. You need to see that.

More silly pics behind the jump.

Screencaps and Our Dumb Jokes

Penguin stomp: Alan May did the same thing to Jay Caulfield in ’91.

Season-ending injury.

To be fair, the penguin started it by high-sticking Jason Chimera.

Bieberama for BL21

Brooks Laich consults a manual on flipping the net over Varlamov’s head.

* NOTE: For the uninitiated, Fedor claims to look like Justin Bieber.