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		<title>#beardpact Day 5:  Welcome to the Work Week</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Apr 2010 23:02:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s game day, Caps soldiers!  We&#8217;re only a few minutes from puck drop, so we&#8217;ll keep this quick. I&#8217;ve got a wedding on Friday, but I ain&#8217;t shaving.  I&#8217;ve gotta grow this facial hair because I know that John Carlson and Nick Backstrom cannot.   Way up in frozen Canadia, I feel certain that the [...]]]></description>
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<p>It&#8217;s game day, Caps soldiers!  We&#8217;re only a few minutes from puck drop, so we&#8217;ll keep this quick.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve got a wedding on Friday, but I ain&#8217;t shaving.  I&#8217;ve gotta grow this facial hair because I know that John Carlson and Nick Backstrom cannot.   Way up in frozen Canadia, I feel certain that the Capitals know we&#8217;re at home supporting them.  And by supporting, I mean we look like idiots.</p>
<p>Hey, how are the RMNB souljahz?</p>
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<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>Bump-on-a-blog Ian Oland</strong> thanks BB for starting Varlamov.</p>
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<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>Typing maven Peter Hassett</strong> has not so much a beard as a series of well-spaced whiskers.</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><a style="border: solid 1px #00204d" href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/day5-peter.jpg"><img title="day5-peter" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/day5-peter-300x225.jpg" alt="day5-peter" width="300" height="225" /></a></p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><strong>Neil Greenberg</strong> could go from Top Gun fresh-face to The Last Samurai in 2 weeks, I&#8217;m sure.</p>
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<p>Here&#8217;s an educational video for all your <strong><a href="http://twitter.com/#search?q=%23beardpact" target="_blank">#beardpact</a></strong>-ers out there.</p>
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<h2>Stubble Parade!</h2>
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