Maybe this is just news to us, but whoa!

Alyssa Milano, star of Embrace of the Vampire and Poison Ivy 2: Lily,  has a clothing line called Touch. Touch has designed blue jeans with a Caps weagle on the butt. Now I’m not saying this is a must-buy, but you literally MUST BUY THESE.

From the product description on Modell’s:

Want everyone to know what your favorite team is while out on the town? In these Washington Capitals denim jeans from Touch by Alyssa Milano everyone will know. The traditional washed jeans have vintage leather team logo appliques on both back pockets and team logo embroidery on front pocket.

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There’s no reason to believe Milano, who is thankfully not actually related to Tony Danza, is a Caps fan. But she’s got a pedigree in fashion design, and also she played Michael Mancini’s sister on a few episodes of Melrose Place. I’m not sure what that last part has to do with anything, but I knew it without having to look it up.

Just buy the things. Or at least, be thankful we live in a world where you can watch hundreds of hours of Charmed in your dorm room and then write a blog post a few years later without even hitting up imdb.

Thanks to eBagel for the heads up. She also recommends checking out these insane boots.