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		<title>Semyon Varlamov Plays Sumo Suit Hockey With Kids</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Dec 2012 15:01:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Photo credit: yarreg.ru The last time we visited former Capitals goaltender Semyon Varlamov on this site, he was showing off his gracefulness by falling on his heinie after winning the World Championship with Russia. Since then, Varly signed a lockout contract with his old Russian Super League team, Yaroslavl Lokomotiv, and has been a total [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/semyon-varlamov-sumo-hockey1.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-large wp-image-41284" style="border: solid 1px #000;" title="semyon-varlamov-sumo-hockey1" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/semyon-varlamov-sumo-hockey1-607x404.jpg" alt="" width="607" height="404" /></a></p>
<p><em>Photo credit: <a href="http://yarreg.ru/2012/12/101163/" target="_blank">yarreg.ru</a></em></p>
<p>The last time we visited former Capitals goaltender <strong>Semyon Varlamov</strong> on this site, he <a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2012/05/20/semyon-varlamov-wins-wold-championship-falls-down/" target="_blank">was showing off his gracefulness by falling on his heinie after winning the World Championship with Russia</a>. Since then, Varly signed a lockout contract with his old Russian Super League team, Yaroslavl Lokomotiv, and has been a total stud. He currently leads all KHL goaltenders in GAA (1.63) and SV% (.951). He&#8217;s also got a scintillating 7-2-3 record.</p>
<p>Those superstar numbers, however, hasn&#8217;t stopped Varly from being one with his people. Last night, in Yaroslavl, Varlamov participated in a charity circus performance, hosting over 1,000 kids from orphanages around the area. He signed autographs, answered questions from fans, and&#8230; dressed up in a sumo suit<em>. </em>That&#8217;s not a typo.</p>
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<p>Okay, then.</p>
<h2 class="ihatepeter">Photos</h2>
<p><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/semyon-varlamov-sumo-hockey2.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-large wp-image-41285" style="border: solid 1px #000;" title="semyon-varlamov-sumo-hockey2" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/semyon-varlamov-sumo-hockey2-607x404.jpg" alt="" width="607" height="404" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/semyon-varlamov-sumo-hockey3.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-large wp-image-41286" style="border: solid 1px #000;" title="semyon-varlamov-sumo-hockey3" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/semyon-varlamov-sumo-hockey3-607x809.jpg" alt="" width="607" height="809" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/semyon-varlamov-sumo-hockey4.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-large wp-image-41287" style="border: solid 1px #000;" title="semyon-varlamov-sumo-hockey4" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/semyon-varlamov-sumo-hockey4-607x1011.jpg" alt="" width="607" height="1011" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/semyon-varlamov-sumo-hockey5.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-large wp-image-41288" style="border: solid 1px #000;" title="semyon-varlamov-sumo-hockey5" src="http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/semyon-varlamov-sumo-hockey5-607x404.jpg" alt="" width="607" height="404" /></a></p>
<p><em>Photos via <a href="http://yarreg.ru/2012/12/101163/" target="_blank">yarreg.ru</a></em>. <em> Also, check out more photos on <a href="http://varlysuperfan.tumblr.com" target="_blank">varlysuperfan</a>.</em></p>
 
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