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This morning, Mike Knuble announced that he would not be returning to the Caps next season. Though we expected that this would be the case, that didn’t stop us from going through all the stages of grief simultaneously on hearing the news.
Here are our thoughts on this, as expressed in musical form.
Everyone gets to go home from work early today, this is a Metro-area tragedy.
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