This could not come at a better time. Once and future Caps forward Brooks Laich starred in a segment with Cabbie Richards of TSN called “Five Things Every Man Should Know.” Guest-starring Dustin Penner and Evgeny Kuznetsov– as girls, the video teaches you (not me) everything you (not me) need to know about how to be a manly man.
Brooks guides us (you mostly) through the vagaries of manly tasks we (you) so often get wrong. It’s indispensable viewing: instructive, entertaining, has nothing to do with the Caps’ season, and features D.P. and Kuzya as girls.
Enjoy.
And now, GIFs!
1. Handshakes
The right way to shake hands.
2. Apologies
“My bad.”
“Ryan Gosling”
3. Neckties
Intricate necktie method.
4. Fixing a Tire
White knighting
…with a twist.
5. Wingman
Dustin Penner makes for a cute girl.
The Kuznetsov nose boop.
Kuzya had enough.
