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Never stop smiling with our new ‘What’s The Schmidtuation?’ poster

This Saturday, we’ll descend upon the Iron Horse Tap Room for RMNB Party 10 to watch the Caps whoop up on the Canadiens. Fun and merriment should be had by all, and at this party, we’re doing something totally new.

We are selling some limited-edition merch and bringing back some old-time favorites just for this party only. I repeat JUST FOR THIS PARTY ONLY.

What’s the Schmidtuation? Poster

First, inspired by the 9 expressions of Darth Vader, I present RMNB’s new “What’s the Schmidtuation?” poster.

Over the last few seasons, this particular Caps defenseman has been gaining a large fan following, primarily for the fact that he NEVER STOPS SMILING. EVER. (And apparently it runs in the family too). Our poster features The Human Emoji in all his grinning glory, regardless of the situation/Schmidtuation. The posters are 12″ x 18″, and we’ll have 88 for sale at the party for $20 each.

“But RMNB!” You say. “I can’t make it to the party!”

Well, good news! We also have a very, very limited amount of posters up for pre-order online right now. They’ll only be available through the weekend so I’d recommend purchasing one right now.

PRE-ORDER YOUR POSTER HERE

We’re also selling other items that will only be available at the party. We’re bringing back a limited supply and select sizes of the original RMNB portrait shirt, Kuzy Koozies, Deadguins stickers (that you can put on the bumper of your car or your NASCAR race helmet), and our Happy Zammy pins.

We also had a special button set made for the party. They’ll be available on the cheap.

There’ll be a few more surprises too.

So yeah, please come on Saturday and hang out. Make sure to RSVP to our Facebook event, and invite your friends. We cannot wait to see you Saturday at RMNBX.

IS PARTY NOW.

RMNB is not associated with the Washington Capitals; Monumental Sports, the NHLPA, the NHL, or its properties. Not even a little bit.

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