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Spinning TJ Oshie is whacking all his teammates in the butt

We at Russian Machine have made a habit of covering Tom Wilson‘s pregame butt-slashes on TJ Oshie. Wilson and former Capital Michael Latta started the bizarre ritual during the 2015-16 season.

Thursday night against the Hurricanes, however, TJ Oshie continued with his new tradition, making like a human tornado and giving out butt slashes to all of his teammates.

Video

Video: @its2shainz

Look at TJ’s spinning wind-up here. It doesn’t look like the slash affects Wilson much, though, as he turns right around and sticks Oshie… right between the legs.

Video: @RealSmokinAl

Is that the Tasmanian Devil, destroying everything in his path on the ice? Not quite, just Oshie taking out his pregame jitters.

What a bunch of weirdos.

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